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Yes I am, Ive been thinking about girls non stop lately, sexualy that is!

 

 

Nothing wrong with that. I am the horniest women alive... Verry horny!

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I sure am, but I have good self control so even though I'm horny I'm able to do other things like type this message explaing how I can do other things then just dwell on my hornyness. I wasnt always the horniest man alive though, quick back story is last week for instance I wasnt the horniest man alive...

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I sure am, but I have good self control so even though I'm horny I'm able to do other things like type this message explaing how I can do other things then just dwell on my hornyness. I wasnt always the horniest man alive though, quick back story is last week for instance I wasnt the horniest man alive...

 

:lmao: Well what happened in a week?

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:lmao:

 

:lmao: Well what happened in a week?

 

Im not sure maybe its some kind of up down cycle, I'll just have to ride it hopefully I'm back to normal by next week or I just might get found out. For even though I am the horniesnt man alive I keep a mild mannered secret Identity and people my find me out if I cant change back to full normal soon enough

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Yes I am, Ive been thinking about girls non stop lately, sexualy that is!

 

dude if you are hornier than me then you deserve a prize or something

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Im not sure maybe its some kind of up down cycle, I'll just have to ride it hopefully I'm back to normal by next week or I just might get found out. For even though I am the horniesnt man alive I keep a mild mannered secret Identity and people my find me out if I cant change back to full normal soon enough

 

Well you should try to "ride it out" for sure, or have someone ride it:lmao: . What's so wrong with being sexual? Who's gonna find out that you, a grown man isn't sexual? You are a grown man aren't ya? I mean as long as your not a sex offender or a perv then I think you'll be ok. Just get laid quick!

 

Oooh.... are u a virgin?

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"horniest man alive" is quite a claim! Did you get like a certificate of authenticity?

 

Nah I just know I am or tied with others because I couldnt imagine being thinking about sex any more then I have. Maybe Santa will leave me the award I can fram it and put it up on my desk.

 

Remove the horns!

 

how dare u, remove ur halo first.

 

DO you masterbate to get rid of your horniess?

 

that wouldnt get rid of my hornyness, I'm the horniest man alive nothing gets rid of it. theres only one thing that could probably get rid of it at this point to be terrified by something ... but I hope that doesnt happen

 

dude if you are hornier than me then you deserve a prize or something

 

Im no poser I talk the talke and walk the bone ER walk...

 

Well you should try to "ride it out" for sure, or have someone ride it . What's so wrong with being sexual? Who's gonna find out that you, a grown man isn't sexual? You are a grown man aren't ya? I mean as long as your not a sex offender or a perv then I think you'll be ok. Just get laid quick!

 

Oooh.... are u a virgin?

 

Nothings wrong with it, Im the horniest man alive I just dont plan on letting the world know exactly who I am there not ready for it. I am a grown man went through all the growing I could and then grew some more. I'm not a virgin or a perv depending on the definition of perv because some people label anything sexual perverted, and no sex offenses. A virgin couldnt truly be the horniest man alive not in my opinion... unless he was also the unluckiest man alive cause thats a bad combination to have

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A virgin couldnt truly be the horniest man alive not in my opinion... unless he was also the unluckiest man alive cause thats a bad combination to have

 

:lmao: LMAO! Yeah, I guess you're right! That's one poor sap!

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