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I am the horniest man alive. Ive been working a pretty sweet job for almost 3 months now and Ive been good. Only hit on one girl so far and for what ever reason that didnt work out. And I should probably stop hitting on girls but in my oppinion this really hot girl is clearly giving the move two step fowards signal please colect your prize. Now heres the problem I want to be professional but its like torture knowing I posibly have a shot at this really hot chick and Im holding back just because I know I could posibly screw myself over profesional wize by hitting on to many chicks at work, might give myself a bad reputation, my direct boss and the one of the big boss's are women so they might not find it to cute. Well I dont think Im going to be able to stop myself each day brings me closer to saying "hey lets go out for drinks after work" or "did you realise your hair and my pillows are perfectly colour cordinated..."

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I'd say reap the benefits of lunch breaks, elevator rides, stairways, corridors, ramps, etc. and go for your mission in these locations. That way, you're on the side of direct professional interaction. Of course, be considerate of anybody that may be with you two or three during those times as while you're on the building's property, they may send rumors or see an unfavorable side of you and use it against you.

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Two steps forward womens approach usually signifies serious flirting without intention. I can bet when you bait youll be thrown back to the water. She is probably in second month of pregnancy or engaged and need some proof of her value....that she is still in demand. She is pro-flirter aka Playa with boobs.

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She is probably in second month of pregnancy or engaged and need some proof of her value....that she is still in demand. She is pro-flirter aka Playa with boobs.

agreed....superb analysis DMADR

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"did you realise your hair and my pillows are perfectly colour cordinated..."

 

If you are gonna use the line above, I would say dont bother... but get a plan of action before it gets to a point where you cant control yourself anymore and spill a cheesy line to make things worse.. then, you will definitely be marked as a player wannabe or something and thats probably the last thing you'd want...

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Does your place of work officially have a policy or are they just unspoken rules?

 

I work at a university so obviously, not much rules except the one about not dating someone who I might exert power over (uh, no one) or someone who might have power over me (hello there mr. cute professor). i can date any other 'assistant' I want. It's just that after, when things go sour, I'm the one responsible for handling the mess. Well with the other guy of course. I have done this. I am not a very dramatic person. There has been unconfortable moments but it eventually all worked out.

 

Now you're the guy so this is trickier. You don't sound like you're at all looking for a relationship but are rather looking for a good time. We both know that women initially say that's what they're looking for, but once you sleep with us, uh, it gets more complicated. And with men and women alike it's so hard to tell who won't get all dramatic when you decide things aren't working out (or are just working out better with another partner.) And we all know office drama is the worst.

 

I'm rambling by now (had a rough day at work - but it was work related drama), but all that to say, unless you can make it clear to her that you're not looking for anything serious and you can count on her being honest that she isn't either (hahaha! right! I make myself laugh), you're better off just going to check out and dance and have fun with cuties at the local bar.

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I'll be out with the cuties at the local bars this thursday but tommorow I want her... Today I didnt get a chance to talk to her at all but I looked at her and she looked and me and gave me a nice smile and said hi. She kind of looks like a blond Courtny Cox really hott want to touch the heiny theres 3 other really hot girls at my work but I think shes giving me the signs, as for alpha and Madr yeah right shes not pregnant or engaged I would have heard her say something.

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