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How to lose a girl in 10 days


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Fart loud, fart smelly, and do it alot. Eat lots of beans and drink lots of soda and milk.

 

Dont take showers or swim, and stay out of teh rain but keep the heat up so you sweat alot and get really smelly.

 

Brush your teeth with manure, and spit alot when you talk.

 

be short, make no money, have no drive.

 

wear nothing but robes and slippers that are dirty.

 

only talk about farts, and stuff like that, and wear dirty glasses.

 

randomly spill stuff on the girl.

 

if she tries to tell you her birthday or something like that say TMI

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Actualy I'm a journalist and I have a "how to" collum. So I ended up writing this article about all the things guy do wrong and I was to test it myself.

 

But at the same time a Advertising executive made a bet with her boss that she could make any guy fall in love with her and would take him as her date to the company ball... well you can see where this is going

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Actualy I'm a journalist and I have a "how to" collum. So I ended up writing this article about all the things guy do wrong and I was to test it myself.

 

I pray to God if you are in fact a journalist it is not for any English language newspaper. Column darling. Column. ;)

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Actualy I'm a journalist and I have a "how to" collum. So I ended up writing this article about all the things guy do wrong and I was to test it myself.

 

But at the same time a Advertising executive made a bet with her boss that she could make any guy fall in love with her and would take him as her date to the company ball... well you can see where this is going

 

 

hmmm...sounds like a movie i watched...what was it? Oh, how to lose a guy in 10 days:p

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if she tries to tell you her birthday or something like that say TMI

 

:laugh:

 

Oddly enough, that's the one who would infuriate me the most.

 

If you want to brush your teeth with manure and eat lots of beans, it's all up to you dahling. But don't TMI me!

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That's the list on how to lose a girl in 1 minute flat, not 10 days! LOL

 

:lmao::lmao:

 

You're funny.

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Or if she puts up with all that (better yet, joins in) she's definately a KEEPER!!!:love:

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