bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Wow, you really take this personally. I'm on Spring Break. You Are Bad In Bed And That's Why Your Ex Left You. Like I said, it is pretty common knowledge about the penis thing, Dr. Oz was just confirming on TV for those guys who were scared crapless it was true, although when you are a significantly overweight male, you can see the fat pad covering the base of the penis, it's not rocket science. Your ex just didn't have much to work with there, because it was covered with fat and she couldn't get to it. As for the poop shape thing, there is truth to the fact that if you are eating your whole grains and veggies (healthily), yes it will result in looser stool. But...you obviously don't understand about eating healthily, do you, TP? Because it would be exceedingly small at your weight, not much to put in there. She probably wouldn't even feel it. Also, vaginas don't stretch with number and size of former partners. That's just ignorance. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 You Are Bad In Bed And That's Why Your Ex Left You. You know for a fact I'm bad in bed? When was I THAT drunk that I went home with you? And since you seem to have some great knowledge over my anatomy, let's see what YOU got. I'm sure everyone would love to see what you look like, and please, take the Victoria's Secret catalog out of your scanner and show us the REAL you. Entice us. Make us druel. (oops!) Come 'on, put your money where your mouth is (take your foot out first, of course), though from your last couple of posts, I think it's plainly obvious where it's been. -tp always crossing the line Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Eh, leave me alone. I don't have insecurities about my looks. You're just trying to push my buttons on another level, what will it be next? And what if I did give birth to a child or two out of wedlock? Does this make me a bad person? You are the one who started personally degrading me and my character simply because I was pointing out some opinions I had about your original post. I don't think it's healthy to bash a person for being on psychiatric drugs, which include ones that help control ADD, depression, anxiety, etc. If it helps people with what ails them, then what is wrong with taking them? It doesn't mean she's screwed up and bashworthy simply because she recognizes she has issues and is helping herself. Just like a diabetic who uses insulin, I am not going to hold that against someone or think negatively because they have a disease. I am not going to bash someone for their relationship with their parents and starting college at the age of 25. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 I had to stop and think a second. Perhaps I *AM* bad in bed. After all, it's just an opinion which can vary from partner to partner, right? Besides, since my ex was the self-proclaimed "Queen Of The Bad BJ (no pun intended)", we were a good match then! lol Thinking back, I'm sure I was awful in bed, because frankly, when it came to the way I treated my ex, I (and yeah, I'll say it) was perfect in every way. I'm not ashamed to admit I was a "perfect" boyfriend to her (since I do have experience at being a much less-than-perfect one), so if it was sexual, so be it, though I sincerely doubt it. I've curled enough toes in my day to know better. Besides, fake orgasms don't include vaginal discharge. Don't need Dr. Phil to tell me that. But of course, BJ apparently was there in bed with us. Of course, I always thought it was the dog that one time that was umm...... (too lazy to find that old post) -tp so-so in bed, AMAZING at life. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 Eh, leave me alone. I don't have insecurities about my looks. You're just trying to push my buttons on another level, what will it be next? And what if I did give birth to a child or two out of wedlock? Does this make me a bad person? You are the one who started personally degrading me and my character simply because I was pointing out some opinions I had about your original post. I don't think it's healthy to bash a person for being on psychiatric drugs, which include ones that help control ADD, depression, anxiety, etc. If it helps people with what ails them, then what is wrong with taking them? It doesn't mean she's screwed up and bashworthy simply because she recognizes she has issues and is helping herself. Just like a diabetic who uses insulin, I am not going to hold that against someone or think negatively because they have a disease. I am not going to bash someone for their relationship with their parents and starting college at the age of 25. We still want to see ya shake it. -tp getting out the dollar bills Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Ok you know I did not mean those things about being bad in bed and overweight and such, but I had gotten to the point where I was being bashed in you in every way, so it got to the point where I had to stoop to your crude level of bashing. You started it with the see you next Tuesday thing and the bashing of my personality, etc. and several things. So just leave me alone now, 'K? Link to post Share on other sites
shockandawed Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Bridget, Put the shovel down.... Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeadlegs Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Even after my apology, this is like a train wreck and I can't help but "rubber neck" while passing through the area. bridget, you have not denied being one and the same as paris, and now I am just dying to know the answer to that. I keep hearing Spring Break and can't figure out the significance unless you are, indeed, paris. That is the only conclusion I can come to based on what I am reading. I'm not being confrontational, just noticing that although tp's repeated references to you being paris that you have not yet denied that. paris was barely a blip on my radar screen. I think I may have read one thread, and even perused previous posts to get some background info. I do remember that she is a teacher (or perhaps was one.) My curiosity is getting the best of me. Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Yeah, thanks, Shocked, I'm just trying to end the post. Let's keep it going with calling me out again when I have made an attempt to stop the insanity. Appreciate it. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 I really now know how Mike Tyson felt when he was in jail. No matter what your opinion is of the man, he's one of the greatest fighters of all time, yet in a confined place such as prison (or LS)..... .....everyone wants a shot at the champ. -tp ding ding Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 No. There's your answer, DDL. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 You started it with the see you next Tuesday thing Dammit, you weren't supposed to get the reference. and the bashing of my personality, etc. I think I responded to this already. Well, I'm done on this thread. Just repeat after me.... tp.....is.....sexy.....and.....rocks.....my.....world -tp loving how some people take things way too seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Sorry but relying on bashing someone for being on antidepressants and having children out of wedlock as your weapons is not showing that you're a great fighter. I really now know how Mike Tyson felt when he was in jail. No matter what your opinion is of the man, he's one of the greatest fighters of all time, yet in a confined place such as prison (or LS)..... .....everyone wants a shot at the champ. -tp ding ding Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 No, you really didn't. I'm not seeing any show of admittance that you did start bashing me and apologizing. Dammit, you weren't supposed to get the reference. I think I responded to this already. Well, I'm done on this thread. Just repeat after me.... tp.....is.....sexy.....and.....rocks.....my.....world -tp loving how some people take things way too seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 Sorry but relying on bashing someone for being on antidepressants and having children out of wedlock as your weapons is not showing that you're a great fighter. Nope, but the fact that I've been sitting online chatting elsewhere with LS members and having a huge laugh over this while you have been sweating out each individual word because this "feud" seems to completely consume you does. And since, as you've said, I push your buttons, kindly guide me as to where the "MUTE" one is? -tp floats like a butterfly..... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 No, you really didn't. I'm not seeing any show of admittance that you did start bashing me and apologizing. Hey we agree on something! I didn't apologize to you! You got that right! -tp finding common ground Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeadlegs Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I wanted to edit my post to ask one more question, but your post directed at shockedandawed was too quick. I was already asking about paris, but it suddenly occurred to me that you could actually be tp's ex! Is that possible? Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Hey if you weren't taking this so seriously, TP, why are you still here? Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Hey if you weren't taking this so seriously, TP, why are you still here? Fact is, you started the whole bashing when I gave my opinion that you still weren't as over your ex as you thought. The see you next tuesday thing started it, that is directly calling me a name. Go back to the history of the post. When you learn to disagree with someone's opinion in a civil way instead of resorting to crude name-calling, let me know. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 Hey if you weren't taking this so seriously, TP, why are you still here? Because I'm a night person, and you've certainly made my night. -tp nothin' for nothin', if that's what you do.... (finish the lyric yourself) Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I am not familiar with those lyrics at the moment. But I'm sure it's yet another lowblow bash of me, so carry on, have your fun! Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeadlegs Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Because I'm a night person, and you've certainly made my night. -tp nothin' for nothin', if that's what you do.... (finish the lyric yourself) "turn around bytch I've gotta use for you, besides you ain't got nothin' better to do and I'm BORED." Guns-N-Roses, "It's So Easy" Appetite For Destruction, one of the best CD's made. Link to post Share on other sites
bridget_jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Yeah, I am an 80s child, I like Guns & Roses. I just didn't remember those particular lyrics. Of course he has to get in another low blow. Whatev. Hope he's having fun, getting some material for his stand-up I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Mollyanna Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 My misogyny is limited to women who earn it. -tp if ya don't believe me, ask any of my bitches. i love you tp... am I considered one of your bitches? Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeadlegs Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Yeah, I am an 80s child, I like Guns & Roses. I just didn't remember those particular lyrics. So care to continue with the bashing, DDL? Take your best shot! I finished the lyrics because I was familiar with the song. If you took it as bashing I am sorry. I apologized earlier and don't intend to make another one necessary. What would the purpose of that be? I think you are reading me wrong, and I am now, perhaps, reading you wrong because I am not here to offend you, but am interpreting that you believe I am. My apology was earnest. If you believe I am throwing pot shots at you, well, I'm not. Link to post Share on other sites
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