Sheba Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Jane, when I read your posts I get a little storyline running through my head where a supplicant male is frantically trying to guess what the Queen may desire so that he can get lucky. I imagine him wondering: "Didn't I wash her car well enough?" (washing it again). "Did I set the lawn mower blades too high?" (mowing it over, blades set lower). "Did I forget to set her alarm clock?" (begging her forgiveness). And so on, until the poor sod figures it out and she crooks her finger at him to come hither. I apologize for the parody Jane, but when I see it in my head it is funny. And sad. Link to post Share on other sites
mrmaximum Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Jane, when I read your posts I get a little storyline running through my head where a supplicant male is frantically trying to guess what the Queen may desire so that he can get lucky. I imagine him wondering: "Didn't I wash her car well enough?" (washing it again). "Did I set the lawn mower blades too high?" (mowing it over, blades set lower). "Did I forget to set her alarm clock?" (begging her forgiveness). And so on, until the poor sod figures it out and she crooks her finger at him to come hither. I apologize for the parody Jane, but when I see it in my head it is funny. And sad. ROFLAO:lmao: :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Salicious Crumb Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 You know... If I had to choose between: A) a woman who knows her business, does it often and is at least good at pretending she likes sex with me, but occasionally uses it to get what she wants. or B) A woman who is indifferent to sex, usually just lies there, and most often seems to have some reason not to be available. I would pick option A. I'd choose neither. Either she is into me or she is not. If you pick option A...then why choose a woman at all?...stay single with no committments. Link to post Share on other sites
Enema Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 I'd choose neither. Either she is into me or she is not. If you pick option A...then why choose a woman at all?...stay single with no committments. Exactly... it never has to be a choice between one or the other. It's either to your liking, or you move on. Simple. Life is too short to waste time on women that play games. Link to post Share on other sites
Jane22067 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 It is a parody--funny but too much of an exageration Link to post Share on other sites
businessblonde Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Sex is meant to celebrate love or at the very least provide mutual pleasure. I believe using it as a bargaining chip or punishment is wrong. I have a very high sex drive. I orgasm. My ex-husband and a couple of boyfriends since have been very happy. However, when a man refuses to discuss and resolve an issue, I cannot become aroused or have an orgasm. (Notice I didn't say he admits wrong.... I don't care who is right or wrong I like to get things resolved). I tell the man in my life this so it's not a shocker when it does happen. Yet - and I say this with amusement - there's always the deer-in-headlights gaze and the "what's-a-matter?" When he knows perfectly well what's the matter. I also cannot become aroused when I am in pain, like after dental work, or sick, like with strep throat. But d**m if the man doesn't insist on trying anyway. And again he seems perplexed. Ok, that was probably waaaayyyyy too much information to reply to this post. Leaving now.... Link to post Share on other sites
gunghomojo Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 If my wife withholds sex for manipulative purposes , I furiously whack off in bed as had as I can shaking the bed so she cannot sleep JK o course. Link to post Share on other sites
gunghomojo Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 edit last post . as hard as I can . Link to post Share on other sites
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