Green Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 well its here boys and girls a 3 day weekend and that means its going to be a madhouse out there tonight. Now the question on all our minds is out of all the hot ass women that are going to be out for a good time on the town tonight will I get laid. And my room mates are out of town for many days so Ive got the castle to myself, bow chic a wow wow Link to post Share on other sites
Pink Amulet Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Can I put money on no? Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 It really depends.. are you planning on nailing the couch ? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 first off pink amulet boomerang, kangeroo, dingo... and art critic Ill get me some women tonight, im not coming home till I dooo. Link to post Share on other sites
Teacher's Pet Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Please make sure you don't leave the oven on, then. -tp hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 nah Ill just leave the door open Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I'll go ahead and take their bets, KMT. I have faith in you and your never-say-die attitude. Just post your results here on Sunday night. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 the limo is cleaned and ready Mr. KMT....what sort of champagne shall I stock it with? Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Just post your results here on Sunday night. Sunday night ??? How about tonight after he gets back home ... Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Sunday night ??? How about tonight after he gets back home ... one good way to guarantee NOT getting laid is to go out specifically with the intent to get laid Link to post Share on other sites
Pink Amulet Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 We will need photographic evidence if you do... We need you to hold up a sign next to her bare ass saying: Hi LS'ers, I told you so! Link to post Share on other sites
underpants Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I just returned from the gas station. KMT, was that you? This guy was so working over this poor girl who just wanted to buy her goods and leave. I couldn't hold back my laughter, and I was tearing up by the time I made it to my car...neither could his friends who were all standing back with hands over their mouths. I couldn't figure out if this dude was training to be an auctioneer or what. He mananged to get his phone number out...as she was not giving up hers. He was kind of like that psychic guy on late night television that runs off at the mouth until he got something right then ran with it. I guess she should be somewhat flattered. Oh....I remember the time a guy tried to pick me up at the Circle K. Didn't work for him either. Good luck KMT.....there is always porn you know. Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I just returned from the gas station. KMT, was that you? If the guy showed last call desperation then it very well could've been Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 so what happened KMT? Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 so what happened KMT? He is out getting his couch cleaned and repaired.. it couldn't handle the horniest man alive Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 ahh the 3 day weekend aint over yet still have tonight and sunday night. Not much happened last night just had fun no sex, but I havnt pulled out my ace yet a girl from work who I hung out with last week and wanted to do something again told me I should call her this weekend... maybe ill call her today Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 but I havnt pulled out my ace yet a girl from work who I hung out with last week and wanted to do something again told me I should call her this weekend... maybe ill call her today You are supposed to call a girl a few days before the weekend.. otherwise she will have already made plans.. Good Luck Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 .. maybe ill call her today she's probably busy.....better lube up the love couch Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 You are supposed to call a girl a few days before the weekend.. otherwise she will have already made plans.. Good Luck I generally call them on the day I want to do something and make them change their plans, if they have any. If they don't change their plans for me, then I know they aren't really interested. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 I dont even know if im going to call her, I kind of find her hott, but then some times I dont. I guess she looks good some days and not so good others. Nah boys I will get something tonight Ill have a story to post soon about how smooth I was Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I kind of find her hott, but then some times I dont. I guess she looks good some days and not so good others. is she like that two-faced woman that SeinFeld dated? maybe its the lighting? Nah boys I will get something tonight Ill have a story to post soon about how smooth I was I look fwd to it with much glee Link to post Share on other sites
Miss_Bee Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 He is out getting his couch cleaned and repaired.. :lmao: Yeah that.... or he's out buying a few more cantelopes Link to post Share on other sites
Pink Amulet Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 is she like that two-faced woman that SeinFeld dated? maybe its the lighting? Hahahaha :lmao: I love it. "You sit on this side". Link to post Share on other sites
underpants Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 So, did you and Sofia have a nice time? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted May 28, 2007 Author Share Posted May 28, 2007 Well its sunday night, A holiday sunday night to boot, and I dont even feel like going out... But darnet I will, Im always glad I did afterward. I might wait till 10:30 ish to leave. My friend pointed out this woman bending over today at work and boy oh boy did I ever get caught staring, I punched my friend after ward for pointing it out to me, but I guess it was my fault for making it so obvious. Well heres my last chance to make this 3 day weekend worth wild, I will finish what I started friday full circle time baby Link to post Share on other sites
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