Zona76 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Link to post Share on other sites
Lizzie60 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 and a relationship is like a Bank Account: can't keep making withdrawals! Link to post Share on other sites
Enema Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 You guys wouldn't even believe how many brownie points I have to cash in to get anal sex. Link to post Share on other sites
Woggle Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I would never be with a woman that used a point system with me. Link to post Share on other sites
elias2k2 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I think is more important to mix things up, you can't always please people 100 percent. I think is a matter of respecting eachother like my girlfriend and me we compromise, but we respect eachother enough to not be self centered. We ask eachother the questions, but we don't just expect things because thats the worst and the biggest reasons relationships don't last. There is no honesty and there are too many unconscious expectations. For women the reason you see these relationships not work is you are probably self centered and you guy is. I don't believe in that whole points system i think that if your self centered to the point where you don't see it then thats a different story. When you said "Sorry, that's the way the game is played" that little statement is not right, the reason for this your playing games why do you think that you have to play games? relationships are not a game they are relationships. And I don't care whether you say you love him or he says he loves you if you have to play games you don't really get the point because relationships are not games. <FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black">In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Link to post Share on other sites
McFadden Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I would never be with a woman that used a point system with me. I think everyone does it on some level. Not that women keep score of actual points but when an SO (or anyone) does something the other likes, they gain favor and they lose favor for doing something disliked. I cannot think of many people who don't operate that way. Link to post Share on other sites
StayClose Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Nope! That is the advice that creates "nice guys" who do everything they can to kiss female ass and get frustration when they're dumped for a "bad boy." A man needs to stand up for himself. He should be generious to women, but he should not make his needs secondary to hers. Link to post Share on other sites
LuminousZ Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 You guys wouldn't even believe how many brownie points I have to cash in to get anal sex. ... and then there's my wife who asks for this nonsense way too often..., The front yard is so much more fitting (so to speak!) as far as I'm concerned, She's the one who needs to cash in points for this activity!! Link to post Share on other sites
Enema Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'd offer to swap partners, but I've seen Gloomy Ruby hovering around and don't feel up to excommunication right now. Link to post Share on other sites
LuminousZ Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'd offer to swap partners, but I've seen Gloomy Ruby hovering around and don't feel up to excommunication right now. LOL - I get a kick out of making my beautiful wife ask for more - I have my ways but that'll require a whole new thread !! Thanks for the atractive offer but I must decline! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Zona76 Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 I'm sorry. This was a joke and it must have been too long. I'm unable to post in it's entirety. Please disregard this thread Link to post Share on other sites
Author Zona76 Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES * You make the bed (+1) * You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) * You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) * You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8) * But return with Beer (-5) * You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1) * You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) * You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) * You pummel it with iron rod (+10) * It's her pet (-20) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS * You stay by her side the entire party (0) * You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-2) * Named Tina (-10) * Tina is a dancer (-20) * Tina has silicone implants (-80) HER BIRTHDAY * You take her out to dinner (+2) * You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3) * Okay, it's a sports bar (-2) * And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3) * It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10) A NIGHT OUT * You take her to a movie (+1) * You take her to a movie she likes (+3) * You take her to a movie you hate (+6) * You take her to a movie you like (-2) * It's called 'Death Cop' (-3) * You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans(-15) YOUR PHYSIQUE * You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15) * You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10) * You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30) * You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000) THE BIG QUESTION * She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what) * You hesitate in responding (-10) * You reply, "Where?" (-35) * Any other response (-20) COMMUNICATION * When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0) * You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50) * You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500) * She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000) Link to post Share on other sites
Author Zona76 Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 YES! Persistance DOES pay. Link to post Share on other sites
Curmudgeon Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 What would you know about it? In your reality, "relationships" are merely sources of deposits to your banking account. Link to post Share on other sites
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