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I don't know why I did it...

 

But I went to my ex's AOL profile, and noticed she actually put something IN it.

 

She's "in a relationship" now, and lo and behold, there's a picture of her and her new guy..

 

OMG......her boyfriend looks like a complete tool!!! :) :)

 

Usually when a woman breaks up with me, they "trade up"... this guy is..umm.... LOL LOL LOL

 

I've been laughing for the last 10 minutes, wondering if this is truly "the best she can do" after me. :) :) :)

 

I've always wondered what the other guys she schtooped after me look like....

 

I've always heard about people seeing their ex's new SO and feeling GREAT when they see that the new one isn't as attractive... now I know how that feels, too! :) :)

 

I'm sure this guy is a nice guy (since that's what she preys on)...but.... on my WORST day, I'm a hell of a lot better looking. :)

 

I'm not exactly covered in "thick, lucious hair", but she's basically traded me in for George Costanza. :):lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

For his sake, he better be great in bed, because he's doomed. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

-tp

sexy bitch!

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TP, I would advise you to not look at her profile. It'll set you back. And no matter who she is dating, it means nothing to you. She's in your past. Leave her there.

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I've been there :D. Believe me i've had my share of laughs too.

 

TP, just try your best not to check her profile anymore, it can be harmful to you and your healing process. You can do much better than her anyway :). It's 100% her loss! She was such a fool to let sweet you and your funny azz sense of humour go, but it's her mistake now she's living with it and ol' bald Georgie :laugh:.

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TP, I would advise you to not look at her profile. It'll set you back. And no matter who she is dating, it means nothing to you. She's in your past. Leave her there.

 

Normally, I would agree with that. But it sure doesn't sound like TP has been "set back":laugh: If anything, it sounds like this will propel him forward.

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What exactly does a "tool" look like?

 

A woman's attraction of a man is not all based on appearance, ya know.

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What exactly does a "tool" look like?

 

Look over here---> Clown drops his pants.. displays tool.. now you know :)

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Look over here---> Clown drops his pants.. displays tool.. now you know :)

 

You just said that her new boyfriend looks like Mister Wiggles :laugh:.

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You just said that her new boyfriend looks like Mister Wiggles :laugh:.

 

hahahahahahaha..

 

I guess he is a real BIG dick then :lmao:

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Well, why was he looking at her profile anyway? He must care somewhat, even if the result is laughter. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm glad he feels good about it and all, assuming that's all he feels.

 

When my ex schtupped someone ugly, the result was disbelief and tears, tears, and more tears. And someone plain, more tears. I am just relieved he never found anyone actually pretty, or I would've thrown myself under a bus. Cheery! But you know what, I really don't care anymore and I don't look him up anymore or look at the wedding registry anymore because I realized I was just hurting myself, even if I appeared to be laughing at their stupid choices in wedding gifts on the outside.

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Well, why was he looking at her profile anyway? He must care somewhat, even if the result is laughter.

 

 

I agree DOIASK..

 

It would be easier for him to move her to his past if he didn't keep her in his present..

 

IMO

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What exactly does a "tool" look like?

 

A woman's attraction of a man is not all based on appearance, ya know.

 

Bald and like George Costanza. I thought this tied in pretty well with Caliguy's thread on looks vs. personality but was wary of going off topic.

 

I guess the assumption on TP's part (probably valid, since he knew her, and well) is that she chose this nice guy not because he's a great guy but because she wants to have him under her thumb.

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I disagree ... sometimes can be the ultimate test of self-assurance, of saying "i've moved on" when you do these things. in TP's case, I imagine this was exactly what it was about.

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Quank, yeah, I see what you're saying. I guess based on the above assumption he could also confirm in his mind that she is not a nice person and not worth wasting time on.

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I disagree ... sometimes can be the ultimate test of self-assurance, of saying "i've moved on" when you do these things. in TP's case, I imagine this was exactly what it was about.

 

That's what I thought too but we seem to be in the minority as far as that view goes.

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Usually when a woman breaks up with me, they "trade up"...

 

TP that says a lot. I don't think you're one to judge others in this state of mind.

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I'm not exactly covered in "thick, lucious hair", but she's basically traded me in for George Costanza. :):lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

well that may be so but it isn't very healthy for you to even be looking up her profile in the first place. just think how hard she would be laughing if she knew you looked at it.

 

come to think of it she probably knew you would access the site and added those pics just for you.

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Normally, I would agree with that. But it sure doesn't sound like TP has been "set back":laugh: If anything, it sounds like this will propel him forward.

 

You aint kidding!

 

I literally *danced* into work today, still laughing my ass off. :)

 

I so wish I could post that picture of the guy here so you could all see, but hell.... if *I* say I'm better looking than someone, that's saying something. :)

 

-tp

better than ezra (assuming his name is ezra.)

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Bald and like George Costanza. I thought this tied in pretty well with Caliguy's thread on looks vs. personality but was wary of going off topic.

 

I guess the assumption on TP's part (probably valid, since he knew her, and well) is that she chose this nice guy not because he's a great guy but because she wants to have him under her thumb.

 

Pretty much.

 

She has a history of dating "nice guys", and basically "using them up". I don't know who this guy is, but I feel for him already, because she's probably going through the same "charm 'em, then harm 'em" routine she did with me (and her ex before me, based on stories she told me while we were dating...)

 

Who knows...all I know is, she hasn't been able to do better than me, and that feels going, knowing (as I already did know) that the breakup was actually beneficial to me, and a big mistake for her. :)

 

-tp

still a 6.4 on Hot Or Not.

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well that may be so but it isn't very healthy for you to even be looking up her profile in the first place. just think how hard she would be laughing if she knew you looked at it.

 

come to think of it she probably knew you would access the site and added those pics just for you.

 

And here I am, laughing AT her. :)

 

Feels good to be "the better looking ex".

 

Yes, it's shallow, but what the hell. It feels good. :)

 

-tp

surprised she isn't dating women again.

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Yes' date=' it's shallow, but what the hell. It feels good. :)[/quote']

yea i can understand that

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As of tonight, she removed the picture.

 

Very odd...yet....a little frightening, if you catch my drift.....

 

-tp

i sense something...a presence i haven't felt since.....

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Ya know.... I just put it all in perspective.

 

Since my breakup:

 

I have a larger and much better class of friends.

 

I have a better job, and I'm making more money.

 

I've lost weight.

 

I have a couple of female suitors now, apparently, though I'm not really into either one, but it feels good to be "desired" again.

 

Meanwhile..

 

She's still screwing around (she's had at least 2-3 relationships in the last year)

 

She's still hiding secrets from her parents that would break their hearts.....

 

I've even met 2 people in the last year who actually knew her at one time, both of them with NOTHING nice to say about her, even as far back as high school.

 

I look at it as a positive "epilogue" to this whole story.

 

-tp

waiting for a new adventure to begin:)

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I disagree ... sometimes can be the ultimate test of self-assurance, of saying "i've moved on" when you do these things. in TP's case, I imagine this was exactly what it was about.

 

Yes, this is what happened in TP's case here. You looked, you laughed, you moved on. Forget about whether the ex is happy or not with George Costanza. Just looking at the guy made TP feel slightly reassured.

 

 

You took a risk there, TP. Luckily for you, the odds turned out to be in your favor. What if the new guy looked like Daniel Craig (the new James Bond?) That would've set you back by more than a few. Now, I'm not saying you don't look as good as Mr. Craig, but you get my point.

 

Bottomline: It's best to steer clear of Myspace and other similar places. They undo all the good that LS may have done to you.

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