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ridler go to the deli already so you can trade ancient porn with the clerk

 

Dude, you can't even spell my name correctly and its right in front of you.:lmao:

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look to anybody who disagreed with me know this your probably just jelouse and or you dont recognize the laws of the universe and the class of person I actualy am. Tonight is Friday and the Hamptons are looking good, time I offer them a VIP they won't soon forget

 

JeLouse.....

 

KMT is there something(s) running around in that powerful body hair of your's?

 

Minions of your extreme sexual power, little white ones?

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This_Too_Shall_Pass
KMT, somehow I always picture you rapping your posts, and doing that thing with your arms that rappers do, while making base-buzzing noises with your lips.

 

It has something to do with your attitude.

 

However, I did notice you are lily-white in that last avatar of yours...

 

 

He's a black man trapped in a white man's body.

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He's a black man trapped in a white man's body.

Is that why you were speechless when you saw the chest shot in his avie? Thwarted expectations?

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Is that why you were speechless when you saw the chest shot in his avie? Thwarted expectations?

 

Hahaha. Thwarted expectations?

 

Well, the fact that was left unanswered was why I was speechless, looking at his chest shot.

 

It might've been because I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. :laugh:

 

 

 

(Teasing you, KMT).

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KMT is there something(s) running around in that powerful body hair of your's?

 

Minions of your extreme sexual power, little white ones?

He'll slide in sideways if he has to.

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my nights actualy looking kind of flawed, should have gone to AC with my friends, but Im still flawless, maybe I should go out to a local bar and let some hot women admire me and get into fights with random jelouse guys. I dont act black, and Ive taned up and toned up since the last picture I put up so laugh all you want, Ill be looking down upon you from flawlesness

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my nights actualy looking kind of flawed, should have gone to AC with my friends, but Im still flawless, maybe I should go out to a local bar and let some hot women admire me and get into fights with random jelouse guys. I dont act black, and Ive taned up and toned up since the last picture I put up so laugh all you want, Ill be looking down upon you from flawlesness

 

Keep your hair on just yet, KMT, buddy. You're fine as you are. Don't change yourself for us.

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There was one lone dark man in a large city. He went by one name, 3 syllables. The infamous KMT.

 

The superhero of seduction. His never ending attempts to resue and pillage damsels in distress, or ladies that were ...just....there.

 

Dark hero of horniness, go forth, the KMT beacon is shining over this lost city. Only you can save these lonely women. It is your calling and you must becon to it.

 

God speed super hero of horniness. It is after all, your calling.

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There was one lone dark man in a large city. He went by one name, 3 syllables. The infamous KMT.

 

The superhero of seduction. His never ending attempts to resue and pillage damsels in distress, or ladies that were ...just....there.

 

Dark hero of horniness, go forth, the KMT beacon is shining over this lost city. Only you can save these lonely women. It is your calling and you must becon to it.

 

God speed super hero of horniness. It is after all, your calling.

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

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that was pretty good, I enjoyed that, and dont you wory I'll put some girl through mill. Im like 7 steps ahead, I can pull off the group aproach, dont even have to find one woment all hit on 3 at the same time pow

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There was one lone dark man in a large city. He went by one name, 3 syllables. The infamous KMT.

 

The superhero of seduction. His never ending attempts to resue and pillage damsels in distress, or ladies that were ...just....there.

 

Dark hero of horniness, go forth, the KMT beacon is shining over this lost city. Only you can save these lonely women. It is your calling and you must becon to it.

 

God speed super hero of horniness. It is after all, your calling.

 

Uhm..I'll have what she's having.

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touche I'll travel back through time to the day you took that beach picture and give you what shes having

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How do you cope, knowing that there will always be some people in the world who will never experience the intense satisfaction you can give them?

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touche I'll travel back through time to the day you took that beach picture and give you what shes having

 

Well, you'd only have to travel back two summers ago, jerk.

 

How do you cope, knowing that there will always be some people in the world who will never experience the intense satisfaction you can give them?

 

I don't know how I do it. I don't know where my strength comes from. Somehow, I just seem able to go on.

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KMT, I'm betting that I have your method of hitting on women down cold. You just stand there and look good, 'cause if you open your mouth, any woman with an ounce of self-respect would hightail it in the other direction. Your posts proudly proclaim your lack of education. There is no way in hell I would ever give a guy like you the time of day, good looking or not. I wouldn't want to have to stand there with a hanky, always at the ready to wipe the spittle seeping out of the corner of a guy's mouth.

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There's no way that KMT could be serious. The only way for a guy to get laid this often would be to deliberately target girls with no self-esteem.

 

Most women would run the opposite direction 'cause their playdar would blow-up from an overload.

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There's no way that KMT could be serious. The only way for a guy to get laid this often would be to deliberately target girls with no self-esteem.

 

Most women would run the opposite direction 'cause their playdar would blow-up from an overload.

 

You are assuming that he is actually getting laid.. he isn't

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