Dumbledore Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Ah, the variety pack pressed meat kind of guy. Okay, continue on with this...good luck... Some call me cheap. But just the other day I managed to take a Double Quarter Pounder all the way in. I never imagined it would fit. And never have I squirted all over the place in such contractions of pure pleasure. Or was it relief? I'll get back to you when I get my story straight. Link to post Share on other sites
Dumbledore Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 i still am unconvinced that funny guys end up in 'the friendzone dun dun dun.' Hey, if you've been getting plenty of action, then there's no need to listen to me. I'm just here to help people avoid the many potholes I have explored on my quest for the perfect arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 What do females expect from males? If you can answer that BS then the world will beat a path to your doorstep Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Some call me cheap. But just the other day I managed to take a Double Quarter Pounder all the way in. I never imagined it would fit. And never have I squirted all over the place in such contractions of pure pleasure. Or was it relief? I'll get back to you when I get my story straight. In analyzing your previous posts, I think you underestimate your ability to expand your horizons. Link to post Share on other sites
Tranzphasic0 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Hey, if you've been getting plenty of action, then there's no need to listen to me. I'm just here to help people avoid the many potholes I have explored on my quest for the perfect arsehole. im not funny, nor do i have a huge problem getting action.. im just curious, you are funny so what do you do tone down the funiness around women?? Link to post Share on other sites
Dumbledore Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 im just curious, you are funny so what do you do tone down the funiness around women?? I'm gay. But don't worry, I know what I'm talking about. Link to post Share on other sites
Curmudgeon Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I'm gay. But don't worry, I know what I'm talking about. THAT's a real surpries. NOT! Link to post Share on other sites
Tranzphasic0 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I'm gay. But don't worry, I know what I'm talking about. omg im bi, so i know where youre coming from Link to post Share on other sites
Curmudgeon Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 LOL! Had that one figured out with his first-ever response to one of my posts. Still not sure he knows what he's talking about though. Link to post Share on other sites
Dumbledore Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 omg im bi, so i know where youre coming from Behind, obviously. Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Some call me cheap. But just the other day I managed to take a Double Quarter Pounder all the way in. I never imagined it would fit. And never have I squirted all over the place in such contractions of pure pleasure. Or was it relief? I'll get back to you when I get my story straight. I like my Quarter Pounder with extra pickles and mayo Link to post Share on other sites
halfarock Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I find it funny that mostly men have replied to this thread. Throughout my life I’ve always had lots of women liking me, wanting to be my friend and more. Typically I do nothing, they just like me, and I’m never sure why. I’ve always thought that it was just because I’m good looking and have a nice athletic body. However, if asked, the women in my life always insist that it is my personality. But I’ve come to realize that, for whatever reason, I tend to put women (actually people in general) at ease in a way that makes them happy. It’s a nice way to go through life. Then I read this: Humour isn't necessarily about delivering a stream of quips and hilarious anecdotes. It can just be a general sense of good-natured mischief or sardonic dryness that naturally emanates from a person and mentally prepares you to laugh at/be interested in pretty much anything they say. Some women really like the one-man comedy routine - whereas others will prefer understated, sparingly applied humour, especially in a dating situation where they want the focus to be on feeling comfortable and getting to know you. In every situation where I've felt an immediate sense of chemistry with someone, just catching their eye has been enough to give me the giggles. That actually goes for female friends as well as for men I've been attracted to. If she feels both comfortable and energised around you, then you won't to work too hard to make her laugh or to capture her interest. Of everything I’ve ever read or heard from a woman about what appeals to them in a man, this coincides with my experience more than anything else. Link to post Share on other sites
Dumbledore Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I like my Quarter Pounder with extra pickles and mayo I'm not picky. I'm just happy to be taking in a generous amount of meat. Feels good on the way in, and sometimes even on the way back out. Link to post Share on other sites
Dumbledore Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I find it funny that mostly men have replied to this thread. That's because women are pretty simple with their needs. If a man has a large physical presence, women will fawn all over him. Funny guys, compensating for shortcomings in other areas, go straight to the friend zone. Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 I'm not picky. I'm just happy to be taking in a generous amount of meat. Feels good on the way in, and sometimes even on the way back out. So it does not matter if the * burger * is rare ( red ) medium rare ( pink ) or well done ( brown ) ? Link to post Share on other sites
missy20 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 i guess you are a guy.....that's why you do not know the answer. i know girls can be very complicated at times but we know that you can't live without us. Link to post Share on other sites
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