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'He's Just Not That Into You' rant


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nittygritty
I've never watched Sex in the City but from your description, it's so typical. To paraphrase Gunny, women invest during the relationship while men invest when she's either gone or walking out the door...

 

That is sooo true!

 

"He's just not that into you" and then when he finally realizes he is, your long gone.

 

If by chance, he were able to convince you to return, the pattern would just repeat.

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Trialbyfire
That is sooo true!

 

"He's just not into you" and then when he finally realizes he is, your long gone.

 

If by chance, he were able to convince you to return, the pattern would just repeat.

Once again, sooo true!! You have no idea... :lmao::lmao::lmao:

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nittygritty
Once again, sooo true!! You have no idea... :lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

 

Trust me, I could write a book on this one...:lmao::lmao:

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nittygritty
Do it, do it!! I'm dying to read it. :laugh:

 

 

It wouldn't be very good. The title would be...

 

"The men I fall for only love me when I'm gone". :lmao::lmao::lmao:

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It wouldn't be very good. The title would be...

 

"The men I fall for only love me when I'm gone". :lmao::lmao::lmao:

:laugh:

May I make a suggestion?

 

"Martians are not that into you...unless you're gone."

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You guys are funny. Sadly, I could add a couple of chapters to your book.

 

However, for sake of argument and gender fairness. I have been on both sides of that fence.

 

Also, I should admit that my name is Unders and I did read that Mars Venus book long ago. All I remember was caves, oceans and letters were a good idea. I also remember feeling like I would be more comfortable buying porn then in the self help section of the trendy Barnes and Noble.

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nittygritty
:laugh:

May I make a suggestion?

 

"Martians are not that into you...unless you're gone."

 

 

Much better!

 

 

Chapter 1. Martians have no clue as to what their into :laugh:

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I'll let you in on a little secret. I never read self-help books. Only the one referenced in this thread because it was almost forcibly provided to me by a very good friend of mine. She's a self-help guru. I think she's bored a lot of the time as a SAHM. :lmao:

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Much better!

 

 

Chapter 1. Martians have no clue as to what their into :laugh:

Hahaha...

 

Chapter 2. Martians have two brains but only think with one.

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I'll let you in on a little secret. I never read

No wonder so many of your posts are irrelevant. But the few that are on-topic make you a priceless member of the LoveShack family.

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No wonder so many of your posts are irrelevant. But the few that are on-topic make you a priceless member of the LoveShack family.

So speaks the Overlord of off-topic... I bow before your wisdom.

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So speaks the Overlord of off-topic... I bow before your wisdom.

Fair enough. But I'd make sure nobody is behind you before you try that again.

 

Now that you mention it, I think I may have had more infractions than you have had marriage proposals. That aside, if I appear to be off-topic, it's probably an illusion of the mind. Careful re-reading will undoubtedly reveal that there is no substance whatsoever.

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But I'd make sure nobody is behind you before you try that again.

Oh, good advice. I'll ensure I'm facing you. As they say, when chatting with a superior or in your case, Overlord, CYA.

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Hahaha...

 

Chapter 2. Martians have two brains but only think with one.

 

 

Chapter 3. Keep your eye on your Martian once he's out of you. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

 

I'm going to sleep. Goodnight all

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Chapter 3. Keep your eye on your Martian once he's out of you. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

 

I'm going to sleep. Goodnight all

:laugh:

Chapter 4. Analyze your Martian first before investing.

 

Good night ng. Time for me too.

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