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Not only do I like wimps and demasculated men, I like cranky and outrageous men! :laugh:

 

.......... in adult diapers?

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I would love it if some hot stripper came over to my house and cleaned in his man thong.

 

That would make my day.

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OMG I read that the first time thought it said "cooking and banging" :lmao:

 

Honestly, I typed 'banging' the first time then I decided to put baking instead...

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If you women want good exercises to work in your housework, (for you or your husbands) let me know. You wouldn't believe how well you can intigrate squats, for example.

When I can't get to the gymnasium, I can't afford to lose muscle mass, so I have a nice program.

 

But that should be for a different thread.

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I would love it if some hot stripper came over to my house and cleaned in his man thong.

 

That would make my day.

 

:lmao::lmao:

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I would love it if some hot stripper came over to my house and cleaned in his man thong.

 

That would make my day.

 

You know what? Forget I mentioned it.

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You know what? Forget I mentioned it.

 

Oh come on I am just teasing.

 

Actually, you have inspired me. I am going to put on some music and my thong and clean.

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stop bragging... I'VE got the best system...

 

One guy for the cleaning...

One guy for the renovating...

One guy for the car fixing...

etc...etc...

 

PLUS they ALL have to do the banging as well...:bunny:

 

How's that :laugh:

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you can't come here, tell us you were a Chippendale and not expect us to get visuals.

 

It would make probably my year to have a Chippendale clean my house and show me a great workout routine to boot! :D

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I would love it if some hot stripper came over to my house and cleaned in his man thong.

 

That would make my day.

 

Ummmm ........ awesome business venture idea...

 

Boy wouldn't us Pussy whipmistresses love to hire one of these for our friends.. we could all sit around popping bon bons into our fat little lazy faces while we have the stripperboymaid do his deeds in front of us.......

 

You missed a spot stripperboymaid.

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you can't come here, tell us you were a Chippendale and not expect us to get visuals.

 

It would make probably my year to have a Chippendale clean my house and show me a great workout routine to boot! :D

 

I have an idea for a special dust mitt! :lmao::lmao:

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stop bragging... I'VE got the best system...

 

One guy for the cleaning...

One guy for the renovating...

One guy for the car fixing...

etc...etc...

 

PLUS they ALL have to do the banging as well...:bunny:

 

How's that :laugh:

 

LOL - Lizzie, I was just waiting for your input!! :D

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I should have made my LS name 'SoHairyBackZanzibar' or 'SoWimpyZanzibar' or something gross

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I should have made my LS name 'SoHairyBackZanzibar' or 'SoWimpyZanzibar' or something gross

 

no your lack of humor is gross enough..........:p

 

Now come on.... Real Men can banter and joke! You are one of the first guys that I ever met -even here- that took everything too serious.... so sensitive!!

 

Except that dude that drank bleach ..... and that other dude.......

 

what the hell was his name???? .........

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We totally appreciate a man who cleans, was a Chippendale and can give us workout tips!!!!

 

Not unless the dust mitt fits properly!

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We totally appreciate a man who cleans, was a Chippendale and can give us workout tips!!!!

 

minus the sensitivity!

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minus the sensitivity!

 

Word!

 

I want a man that whips the dust mitt on and says " I am going to dust your house like its never been dusted before"...... (and a hard thrust with the mitt to make his point)

 

chicabow chicabow bow.

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no your lack of humor is gross enough..........:p

 

Now come on.... Real Men can banter and joke! You are one of the first guys that I ever met -even here- that took everything too serious.... so sensitive!!

 

Except that dude that drank bleach ..... and that other dude.......

 

what the hell was his name???? .........

 

I have NO sense of humor!

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Word!

 

I want a man that whips the dust mitt on and says " I am going to dust your house like its never been dusted before"...... (and a hard thrust with the mitt to make his point)

 

chicabow chicabow bow.

 

Now that's a visual!!!1:bunny:

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I have NO sense of humor!

 

Thats ok. The question is do you have a dust mitt?

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Word!

 

I want a man that whips the dust mitt on and says " I am going to dust your house like its never been dusted before"...... (and a hard thrust with the mitt to make his point)

 

chicabow chicabow bow.

 

especially if the feather duster is duct taped to his schlong then he has 2 free hands for more dusting...

 

:bunny:

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Word!

 

I want a man that whips the dust mitt on and says " I am going to dust your house like its never been dusted before"...... (and a hard thrust with the mitt to make his point)

 

chicabow chicabow bow.

 

Hoot hoot!! Yeeee haawwww!!!

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Thats ok. The question is do you have a dust mitt?

 

You wouldn't believe what I have in my outfit chest. But that life is behind me. I should just throw them out.

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