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You wouldn't believe what I have in my outfit chest. But that life is behind me. I should just throw them out.

 

No you should start a business venture.

 

Manly Maids.

 

It is brilliant.

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You wouldn't believe what I have in my outfit chest. But that life is behind me. I should just throw them out.

 

Because you can't fit into it anymore?

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You wouldn't believe what I have in my outfit chest. But that life is behind me. I should just throw them out.

 

I only care about the dust mitt...... and that darn well better be Pledge that you are squirtin' on my coffee table! :lmao:

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No you should start a business venture.

 

Manly Maids.

 

It is brilliant.

 

I am pondering it..... I truly am.

 

My H would be excellent at it..... bitch might as well do something useful. If he won't clean this house I will make him clean some other womans for money.

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Boy wouldn't us Pussy whipmistresses love to hire one of these for our friends.. we could all sit around popping bon bons into our fat little lazy faces while we have the stripperboymaid do his deeds in front of us.......

You missed a spot stripperboymaid.

 

okay, this made me snarf. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

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Because you can't fit into it anymore?

 

Yeah, I have big fat hairy gut that HANGS down to my knees!

You wish.

Actually, I lost a little weight because I changed my regime and after watching 300, I wanted to see if I could get back to that. Thats why I did the change.

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Yeah, I have big fat hairy gut that HANGS down to my knees!

You wish.

Actually, I lost a little weight because I changed my regime and after watching 300, I wanted to see if I could get back to that. Thats why I did the change.

 

So you clean after women to get back into shape?

 

Out of curiosity, how many women are you cleaning after? My neighbour needs a Chippendale.. oh yeah, you don't do that anymore...

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So you clean after women to get back into shape?

 

Out of curiosity, how many women are you cleaning after? My neighbour needs a Chippendale.. oh yeah, you don't do that anymore...

 

No, I just integrate my cleaning with working out. I dont clean up after 'women', that was me 'joking'.

 

I'll keep my occupation private for now.

 

How cute is your neighbor?

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No, I just integrate my cleaning with working out. I dont clean up after 'women', that was me 'joking'.

 

I'll keep my occupation private for now.

 

How cute is your neighbor?

 

I have a neighbor that would love your services.

 

He is about 34 years old, tall, tan, and loves his cat named Mr. Knickers.

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I have a neighbor that would love your services.

 

He is about 34 years old, tall, tan, and loves his cat named Mr. Knickers.

 

Sorry. Women only! And pussy cats isn't the type I want.

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No, I just integrate my cleaning with working out. I dont clean up after 'women', that was me 'joking'.

 

I'll keep my occupation private for now.

 

How cute is your neighbor?

 

Sorry, I don't have any cute friends. Just hot ones!

 

Darn it! And I thought you really cleaned after the ladies. :)

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So Hot are you a pool boy?

 

No, I am NOT a Cambina boy (or whatever that Mad TV skit is)

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Sorry, I don't have any cute friends. Just hot ones!

 

Darn it! And I thought you really cleaned after the ladies. :)

 

Well, I have. I did mostly work nights and I did jobs during the day. I like to work.

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No, I am NOT a Cambina boy (or whatever that Mad TV skit is)

 

That would be Cabana Boy..... It is another name for a pool house...... rarely used though.

 

Regardless I am learning more about you with every post you make. :lmao:

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Well, I have. I did mostly work nights and I did jobs during the day. I like to work.

 

*drums fingers* Interesting....

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That would be Cabana Boy..... It is another name for a pool house...... rarely used though.

 

Regardless I am learning more about you with every post you make. :lmao:

 

I'll think I'll be quiet for now. Pretend I am not here. Besides, I have to go for a bit.

Later girls

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I'll think I'll be quiet for now. Pretend I am not here. Besides, I have to go for a bit.

Later girls

 

:confused::mad:

 

That is Pussy WhipMistresses to you stripperboymaid.... and walk out of the room with your head lowered and never turn your back to us......

 

You are dismissed.

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I'll think I'll be quiet for now. Pretend I am not here. Besides, I have to go for a bit.

Later girls

 

Just when it was getting really, really interesting! :D

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There he goes mowing another woman's lawn.. Or trimming a woman's bushes... *grin*

 

or wrestlin' with a sock thinking of Mr. Knickers owner.

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Just when it was getting really, really interesting! :D

 

You can say that again! Was about to ask him to make drinks for us before he starts talking again!!

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