luvmy2ns Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Oh, well. Suck it up, then! I, too, had to deal with apartment/duplex/fourplex living "back in the day." You'll survive. Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I don't have a problem with apartment living. Suck it up about smokers, princess. You'll survive. Link to post Share on other sites
luvmy2ns Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 You can definitely "live" through the sound of children playing. However, I think it's been firmly established that second hand smoke can kill. Sorry you couldn't come up with a valid analogy there. Signed, Princess K:lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
luvmy2ns Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I would trade breathing smoke if it meant I didn't have to listen to some goddamn little kid running around above me 24-7. Although I would gladly support a smoking ban in apartments if it were passed in conjunction with a ban on little kids--either removing them altogether or crippling them. Sure sounds like you have a problem to me... "A ban on little kids?" "Crippling them?" I believe "a grip" is in order here. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I would trade breathing smoke if it meant I didn't have to listen to some goddamn little kid running around above me 24-7. Although I would gladly support a smoking ban in apartments if it were passed in conjunction with a ban on little kids--either removing them altogether or crippling them. :lmao::lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
luvmy2ns Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 :lmao::lmao: Sounds like someone needs a little more earning power so he doesn't have to suffer the reality of living in an apartment. Actually, in my travels throughout the country, I've found that a decent apartment normally costs about the same monthly as rent on a small house regardless where you live. You have to drive further for jobs usually, but it's worth it. Apartments are quite costly in the metro areas and especially CA. Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Sure sounds like you have a problem to me... "A ban on little kids?" "Crippling them?" I believe "a grip" is in order here. Yeah, because I was dead serious about that comment. I never make jokes on here at all. I frown on humor. And sarcasm. Good call though! Sounds like someone needs a little more earning power so he doesn't have to suffer the reality of living in an apartment. I make 6 figures. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Tan maybe you can find a no kids or just crippled kids apt building with a cigar shop on the main floor? Or you could try to get some of the Parental units to move by lurking in the stairwells and offering the kids candy? Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Tan maybe you can find a no kids or just crippled kids apt building with a cigar shop on the main floor? Now that would be sweet, especially if they had sporting events for the crippled children. Or you could try to get some of the Parental units to move by lurking in the stairwells and offering the kids candy? I tried that once. Did not go over well with the cops at all. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Now that would be sweet, especially if they had sporting events for the crippled children. I tried that once. Did not go over well with the cops at all. :lmao: oh Tan you know you love the sounds of herds of children above your head while you suck down your beer and smoke that stogie... And what kind of events? Stairwell races? Roof top jump off? You could hold a lawn dart contest in your own building now...... Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 And what kind of events? Stairwell races? Roof top jump off? Those work too but I was thinking more along the lines of wheelchair jousting. Link to post Share on other sites
Jinnah Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Tan maybe you can find a no kids or just crippled kids apt building with a cigar shop on the main floor? Or you could try to get some of the Parental units to move by lurking in the stairwells and offering the kids candy? :lmao:Oh I am so LMAO... you brought tears to my eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Those work too but I was thinking more along the lines of wheelchair jousting. With flaming lances - I hope..... want to make it interesting right! Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 You could hold a lawn dart contest in your own building now...... ...... Hey Little Jimmy.. Catch... Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 ...... Hey Little Jimmy.. Catch... I have seen crippled kids play dodge ball........ it is somethin'. tImMy!!! Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 With flaming lances - I hope..... want to make it interesting right! Yes. And tell them that every time they lose, an angel dies. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Yes. And tell them that every time they lose, an angel dies. :lmao: or you are going to strangle the puppy you were going to give them if they actually won. :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 :lmao: or you are going to strangle the puppy you were going to give them if they actually won. :lmao: Yeah. "The puppy wants to live, Timmy. Don't let Nibbles down..." Link to post Share on other sites
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Those work too but I was thinking more along the lines of wheelchair jousting. Splendid. You could also run a sweatshop in the basement, and have the kids make shoes or something. It's their legs that don't work, you know. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Yeah. "The puppy wants to live, Timmy. Don't let Nibbles down..." :lmao: luv it! or if you win this one Timmy you will walk again...... :eek: I am vile....... and just realized off topic. so........... I think we should lower the drinking age to 5 for crippled kids. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 still laughin' "nibbles...... timmy...... :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Splendid. You could also run a sweatshop in the basement, and have the kids make shoes or something. It's their legs that don't work, you know. how bout a meth lab? A4A is now considering becoming a foster parent. CHA CHING! Link to post Share on other sites
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 how bout a meth lab? That's genius, because.. A4A is now considering becoming a foster parent. CHA CHING! ...after that meth lab explodes and the insurance money rains. Now that was really vile, even for me. Link to post Share on other sites
luvmy2ns Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Yeah, because I was dead serious about that comment. I never make jokes on here at all. I frown on humor. And sarcasm. Good call though, genius. I make 6 figures, princess. Then quit your bitching and buy a house, you intellectual giant, you. Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Then quit your bitching and buy a house, you intellectual giant, you. Says the delicate flower who bitches about a little smoke in her tiny lungs. Link to post Share on other sites
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