jerbear Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Kind of like our husbands! Reminds me of Stepford Husbands... Link to post Share on other sites
Storyrider Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Kind of like our husbands! ha ha...er, Lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 15, 2007 Author Share Posted October 15, 2007 ha ha...er, Lol. Seriously though I've had my share of unfamiliar and unpredictable. I kind of like familiar and predictable myself. Just for fun, I'd make my robot be unpredictable and I'd make him look different every day. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 15, 2007 Author Share Posted October 15, 2007 Reminds me of Stepford Husbands... Nah! He's not quite THAT good! Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Roaming around in the recesses of my brain is a foggy memory of an old 80's movie in which a woman ordered a robot husband (technically an android, not a robot). The guy was perfect at first but eventually went crazy and killed her sister or something like that. I forget what it was called. Link to post Share on other sites
blowingthetrout Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 What green dildo's? I'd totally suck on one! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 15, 2007 Author Share Posted October 15, 2007 What green dildo's? I'd totally suck on one! I don't know the movie Tan. Sound like she got a defective model though. Link to post Share on other sites
blowingthetrout Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I don't know the movie Tan. Sound like she got a defective model though. I wonder if my robot will be a screamer? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 15, 2007 Author Share Posted October 15, 2007 I wonder if my robot will be a screamer? I'm sure you could program it to scream whenever you suck on the green dildo. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Is it like the green on the going to be sick smiley? Ok, I'm out of touch. I thought he was still orange. So what about you Coco? What would you have your robot do? eew no, can't believe you haven't realised he's green, it's fluro lol It would have to be a chef robot I do like my gourmet food, especially when I don't have to cook it I actually already have a green vibrator so I guess maybe just a place to park that baby so I don't have to hold it Link to post Share on other sites
LucreziaBorgia Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Are they inflatable dolls? No, they are silicone skin and 'flesh' stretched over a metal skeleton - they run around 100 pounds. You can have them fitted with realistic oral, anal, and vaginal cavities, complete with pubic hair. They look fairly realistic, and apparently feel that way too - they cannot stand on their own or anything like that, but you can put them in any position you like within reason. They run around 7K. They have a creepy look to them though, sort of like dead prostitutes or something. Unless you get the special colored ones. Then they look like dead alien prostitutes. I should add that they have a male version, and shemales by special request. Link to post Share on other sites
woodsfield Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 i'd like one with a turbo, 42" flat screen (with no HGTV), sub wolfer and NO voice box. and no green dildo. could it have a J-lo ass, too??? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 No, they are silicone skin and 'flesh' stretched over a metal skeleton - they run around 100 pounds. You can have them fitted with realistic oral, anal, and vaginal cavities, complete with pubic hair. They look fairly realistic, and apparently feel that way too - they cannot stand on their own or anything like that, but you can put them in any position you like within reason. They run around 7K. They have a creepy look to them though, sort of like dead prostitutes or something. Unless you get the special colored ones. Then they look like dead alien prostitutes. I should add that they have a male version, and shemales by special request. Wow, thanks for the explanation LB. I just got back on and never looked that up. I can't believe there's a market for such a thing. Shemales too, huh? You sure seem to know a lot about them! Hee hee. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 i'd like one with a turbo, 42" flat screen (with no HGTV), sub wolfer and NO voice box. and no green dildo. could it have a J-lo ass, too??? Aha! That made me laugh about the "NO voice box" thing...Good one! That made me wonder if they'll ever make little kid robots to complete the family. Now those I'd remove the word "no" from their programmed vocabularies if I didn't remove the entire voice box altogether. (And I love HGTV..what's bad about HGTV?!) Link to post Share on other sites
allina Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Am I the only one willing to admit that I would totally have robot sex? :laugh: There is a book I liked 'He, She, It' that has robot+human sex in it Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Argh, I'm trying to find me a soulmate here and you post that stuff? What are you trying to do, freak me out more than I am? I just got a pain in the stomach just reading that article. Great, I'm never going to find love ever ever ever ever and end up with a freaking robot. Ariadne Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Wow, Allina you'd have robot sex? Kinky. There are so many layers to you. Awww, Ariadne...no, you won't end up with a robot. But what if the robot is your soulmate? Ok, ok I'll stop teasing you. You'll find your guy, don't worry. Sorry this story caused you pain. I think it's hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
allina Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Wow, Allina you'd have robot sex? Kinky. There are so many layers to you. Well you know, I try not to discriminate Link to post Share on other sites
Woggle Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 If it could be grafted with real flesh and made to feel like a human it would be a great thing for men. Instead of dealing with the endless drama queens and selfish witches a man can just have the perfect wife designed for him. Link to post Share on other sites
woodsfield Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 (And I love HGTV..what's bad about HGTV?!) my wife watches it CONSTANTLY and gets great ideas for more things for me to do around the house:mad:. and when i say constantly, i mean anytime she is in front of the tube, it is on (as long as her soaps aren't). this whole thing is kinda creepy, tho. Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Oh, Sorry this story caused you pain. I think it's hilarious. Well, I was cracking up when I hit post. But still, yuck!!! So disturbing, noooo, no robot crap. Ariadne Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 If it could be grafted with real flesh and made to feel like a human it would be a great thing for men. Instead of dealing with the endless drama queens and selfish witches a man can just have the perfect wife designed for him. Hey, hey, hey! We'll have none of that kind of talk on my thread young man. You're tainting it. And "grafted with real flesh?":sick: Wog, you should get one that you can slap around and you can call her names and stuff. And you can program her to call you Master. Allina, you're funny. So you're an Equal Opportunity Sex Partner. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Oh, Sorry this story caused you pain. I think it's hilarious. Well, I was cracking up when I hit post. But still, yuck!!! So disturbing, noooo, no robot crap. Ariadne I knew you were laughing. I was just teasing you. I think it's creepy too. Link to post Share on other sites
allina Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Allina, you're funny. So you're an Equal Opportunity Sex Partner. Well of course there are limits, I'm no sicko! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Well of course there are limits, I'm no sicko! But you'll have sex with a robot? Yes, you're perfectly normal, dear. Link to post Share on other sites
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