LucreziaBorgia Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Am I the only one willing to admit that I would totally have robot sex? :laugh: No, not at all. I'll admit it, I had a mad crush on Data from Star Trek: Next Generation. Well, I still do. I would totally do him. Link to post Share on other sites
allina Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 No, not at all. I'll admit it, I had a mad crush on Data from Star Trek: Next Generation. Well, I still do. I would totally do him. Yay! I'm glad you're on my side, Touche was getting judgmental, what a prude :laugh::laugh: (kidding) Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Yay! I'm glad you're on my side, Touche was getting judgmental, what a prude :laugh::laugh: (kidding) No, sorry Allina. You're still a sicko! Data was a human actor playing a robot. It doesn't count. LB isn't kinky like you..nyah, nyah. You're all alone on this one!:laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
allina Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 No, sorry Allina. You're still a sicko! Data was a human actor playing a robot. It doesn't count. LB isn't kinky like you..nyah, nyah. You're all alone on this one!:laugh: But she was talking about his character, it counts! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 But she was talking about his character, it counts! I think that's a bit of a stretch. He's still not a real robot. Nice try. Sorry. :laugh::lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
underpants Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I have had sex with a robot. My ex. The first carbon based form of artificial intelligence. I don't recommend. Unless they have an improved model with a heart. Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Have you ever known a robot that wanted to have sex with you? Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Have you ever known a robot that wanted to have sex with you? Are you the robot who will do everyone on here? You're the only one we know c'mon I dare ya Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Have you ever known a robot that wanted to have sex with you? Can't think of any off the top of my head. (You bad boy you!) Hey Undies, why am I suddenly picturing you in bed with the Tin Man? Link to post Share on other sites
underpants Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Hey Undies, why am I suddenly picturing you in bed with the Tin Man? Oil can......oil can. That is right ba....by lube it up. Oil can Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Oil can......oil can. That is right ba....by lube it up. Oil can I know what you mean. You need lots of lube with those types. Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Oil can......oil can. That is right ba....by lube it up. Oil can I think you could maybe forgo the oil if you were to change out of those tightie greenies. The trident and the little red horns are ok though. Link to post Share on other sites
underpants Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I think you could maybe forgo the oil if you were to change out of those tightie greenies. The trident and the little red horns are ok though. What program would you run through your database for the two of us? Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 What program would you run through your database for the two of us? I think the variable oscillator is always good for a smile. After that you can be sure I'd give you the shaft. Link to post Share on other sites
underpants Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I think the variable oscillator is always good for a smile. After that you can be sure I'd give you the shaft. I love it when you talk dirty robotic talk to me. I hope you have enough ram. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Hey, get a room you two! This is just a disgusting display. And you'll get Allina all hot and bothered now. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 A certain orange robot friend of mine might be interested in this story! Check this out. What do you guys think of this? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301717,00.html I'd love to have the robot from Terminator 3. (No, not Arnold.) Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Hey, get a room you two! This is just a disgusting display. And you'll get Allina all hot and bothered now. And me all ready for a fight. Flirting with my man (erm Robot?) like that Unders you should be ashamed Link to post Share on other sites
allina Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Hey, get a room you two! This is just a disgusting display. And you'll get Allina all hot and bothered now. :laugh: give me some credit And me all ready for a fight. Flirting with my man (erm Robot?) like that Unders you should be ashamed Yes, yes, 10 passes at one robot in one thread is more than enough Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Having sex with a robot should logically be less weird than having sex with a vibrator since, technically, a robot is closer to a human than a vibrator is. Link to post Share on other sites
luvstarved Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I can see people living with robots and having sex with them easily but not sure about marriage. What is the point? It is not a spiritual relationship in the end and when you die, can't they just switch off the robot? Why would they need life insurance, etc? Just thinking practical here. But I do think people who already have trouble with the opposite sex could be very happy with a robot...as for me, there would always be that knowledge that there was something completely manufactured aka insincere about the relationship and I don't think it could ever be truly meaningful to me. Yeah, though, I think I'd have sex with a robot under the right conditions...why not? Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 there would always be that knowledge that there was something completely manufactured aka insincere about the relationship and I don't think it could ever be truly meaningful to me. So, you're saying robots are not capable of being sincere? It's these kinds of stereotypes that really get on my nerves. You obviously don't know any robots personally. But take it from me, they can be some of the warmest most caring machines you'd ever care to meet. They can get especially warm as they age and some of the seals break down. It's like saying buying insurance is so easy that a caveman could do it. Maybe it's time to consider sensitivity training. Link to post Share on other sites
luvstarved Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 So, you're saying robots are not capable of being sincere? It's these kinds of stereotypes that really get on my nerves. You obviously don't know any robots personally. But take it from me, they can be some of the warmest most caring machines you'd ever care to meet. They can get especially warm as they age and some of the seals break down. It's like saying buying insurance is so easy that a caveman could do it. Maybe it's time to consider sensitivity training. Ah perhaps I should have mentioned that I am a software engineer so I am perhaps more acutely aware of the fact that these machines only do what they are told... There is certainly a possibility that I will be programming some of these caring machines down the road, so if anyone has any specific requests... Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Ah perhaps I should have mentioned that I am a software engineer so I am perhaps more acutely aware of the fact that these machines only do what they are told... There is certainly a possibility that I will be programming some of these caring machines down the road, so if anyone has any specific requests... Oh WONDERFUL!! This just figures. God help us if you end up working on the Emotron Sensobot 300 firmware upgrades. Because you clearly don't get it. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Oh WONDERFUL!! This just figures. God help us if you end up working on the Emotron Sensobot 300 firmware upgrades. Because you clearly don't get it. This is perhaps the most boring hissy fit I have ever seen Link to post Share on other sites
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