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I'm curious what it's like to go through life with no butt. I know this sounds silly, but this is a "other side of the fence" thing that makes me curious, as I'm sure it presents its own challenges.

 

I've gone through life with what people have affectionately referred to as a "ghetto booty" :) Even at my skinniest times I couldn't wear regular fit jeans because of my ass. I've come to appreciate it in my old age, but am really curious what the other side of life is like. Do women like it? Does it present fashion challenges? Stuff like that.

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Two experiences:

 

Sitting on someone's lap back in high school, I think on a crowded bus or something, and I was called "bony butt" or something...not enough meat or fat to cushion the back side of my pelvis bones.

 

My ex commented a few times that I didn't really have a butt and I think in her opinion that made buying clothes for me harder. As in all things, I am hopeful that women are not uniform in their opinions on such things, and would like to find someone who likes less junk in the trunk.

 

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There is the option of butt implant surgery :)

 

Yes, I saw a program recently on Discovery Health, I think, where an otherwise attractive young woman, but with a very flat ass, got this done. It really did make a big difference (no pun intended). Don't know if there's many guy who get it done though.

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The perception of butt, is often about posture. The better your posture, the more butt you will have. If you notice, when men age, they lose the proper curve to their spine, because they slouch, then hunch.

 

A similar thing happens to women, except that women have sufficient...errr...spread to offset.

 

Take a look at gymnasts, if you don't know what I mean.

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It really did make a big difference (no pun intended).

:lmao:

 

Don't know if there's many guy who get it done though.

More guys are getting some kinda of plastic surgery work done nowdays. I guess times have changed

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A friend once sent me a matrix of photos of apricots and women's naked butts. It was sort of a test to see if you could tell which was which. I couldn't, but I thought they all looked pretty hot.

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colorfulbutterfly
A friend once sent me a matrix of photos of apricots and women's naked butts. It was sort of a test to see if you could tell which was which. I couldn't, but I thought they all looked pretty hot.

 

Johan, this thread is about "guy's butts" :laugh:

 

btw, that's a good song.

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