ConfusedInDelaware Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I've been married to my wife for 12 years. I've been seeing my mistress #1 since six months after we married. I've been seeing mistress #2 for about six years now I believe. But it really hit me the other day that this is too much. Between my job, my softball team, my kids, my wife and my mistresses, I don't have any me time. I've only been to the gym a few times the past couple weeks. I can't even remember the last time I saw a movie I actually wanted to see. So I know its time to get rid of at least one, possibly two, of the women I'm seeing. Everybody's on the table. I would have previously ruled out my wife but recently my aunt died and left me some $$$ so I'm not as worried about an expensive divorce. In work I learned to create lists to help me solve problems: Wife PROS already married to her already knows all the kids cooks if i broke up with her, would need to get lawyer CONS she's 42 pissy all the time Mistress #2 PROS bosomy very chill brunette (i like brunettes) CONS really dumb, one time I took her to a Chinese restaurant and she tried to use chopsticks like a fork Mistress #3 PROS only 25 her apartment is right near my work great body CONS only ever thinks about $$$, I spend more money on her than my kids probably But that's all I"ve figured out so far. Could anybody with experience in this sort of thing told me how they weighed everything? Does anybody have some sort of scoring system? I'm totally stressed right now so please get back to me quickly. Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra_X30 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Confused. You obviously need to get rid of at least one! Why not do this. Put down on a scale of 1 - 10 how bieng with each one makes you feel. That will help you make a choice. You are serious right? Link to post Share on other sites
Tripper Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I've been married to my wife for 12 years. I've been seeing my mistress #1 since six months after we married. I've been seeing mistress #2 for about six years now I believe. But it really hit me the other day that this is too much. Between my job, my softball team, my kids, my wife and my mistresses, I don't have any me time. I've only been to the gym a few times the past couple weeks. I can't even remember the last time I saw a movie I actually wanted to see. So I know its time to get rid of at least one, possibly two, of the women I'm seeing. Everybody's on the table. I would have previously ruled out my wife but recently my aunt died and left me some $$$ so I'm not as worried about an expensive divorce. In work I learned to create lists to help me solve problems: Wife PROS already married to her already knows all the kids cooks if i broke up with her, would need to get lawyer CONS she's 42 pissy all the time Mistress #2 PROS bosomy very chill brunette (i like brunettes) CONS really dumb, one time I took her to a Chinese restaurant and she tried to use chopsticks like a fork Mistress #3 PROS only 25 her apartment is right near my work great body CONS only ever thinks about $$$, I spend more money on her than my kids probably But that's all I"ve figured out so far. Could anybody with experience in this sort of thing told me how they weighed everything? Does anybody have some sort of scoring system? I'm totally stressed right now so please get back to me quickly. Jeez, Confused, why do I get the feeling you're trolling.... Well let's see, lemme think.. it doesn't sound like you have an iota of emotional investment in any of the relationships... You started your first EMA six months after you were married?? Why bother getting married?? It's a PRO that the W knows the kids?? Won't matter after your divorce you'll be lucky to see them once a week. OH yeah and the cost of divorce isn't an issue since you got bucks off the back of your dead aunt... Too bad the child support and alimony will take most of it.. Looking over your list I'd say choose the brunette. She's stupid enough to stay with someone like you and next time you dine chinese you can always get her a fork.... Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 PLEASE tell me this is a joke. As I don't think you need to worry too much about ME time, for if I were you, I'd be more fearing the major karmic kick you're bound to get... Link to post Share on other sites
Author ConfusedInDelaware Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 Confused. Put down on a scale of 1 - 10 how bieng with each one makes you feel. That's a good idea. I took my list and gave positive points for the good things and negative points for the bad things. Wife PROS +1 - already married to her +1 - already knows all the kids +4 - cooks +4 - if i broke up with her, would need to get lawyer +6 - and as tripper pointed out, big alimony and child support payments CONS -4 - she's 42 -4 - pissy all the time Mistress #1 PROS +3 - bosomy +2 - very chill +2 - brunette (i like brunettes) CONS -2 - really dumb, one time I took her to a Chinese restaurant and she tried to use chopsticks like a fork Mistress #2 PROS +3 - only 25 +6 - her apartment is right near my work +3 - great body CONS -5 - only ever thinks about $$$, I spend more money on her than my kids probably So my tally is first place: wife: 8 points second place: mistress 2: 7 points loser mistress 1: 5 points I figure I'm just going to get rid mistress 2 for now and see how that goes. I feel more relaxed already. Link to post Share on other sites
Bryanp Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I think this is a sad pathetic joke. If not then how would you feel if your wife had two lovers as well? Link to post Share on other sites
annieo Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Your heartless musings make me wonder how your harem would rate YOU, if they knew the person you are displaying on this thread. Since I can't see any evidence of charm, emotional depth or intelligence from your posts (and I can't see you OR your bank account), I'll go with what I do see. Ratings based on a maximum score of 100: compulsive liar -70 super-sized selfishness/ego -25 superficiality -10 latent hatred of/disrespectful attitude towards women -100 Total -205 From where I'm standing, I am amazed you aren't still a virgin. There must be a lot of desperate, stupid women out there. And I feel very badly for your children. ps Like some previous posters, I think/hope this/you must be a bad joke. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Either a pathetic troll or... Just one of the many pathetic people out there who treats their SO like crap and place their own selfish needs above everyone else. Link to post Share on other sites
JackJack Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I think you need to do all 3 a favor, and dump them all. You really need to get your head together, and be by yourself so you can figure out what it is you truly want out of life and a relationship. Just my 2 cents. Link to post Share on other sites
EnigmasMuse Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Omg!! Not one mistress but two, whatever will you do?? If this is even real, this is what you could do. Tell your wife about mistress one and two. Then bring all three ladies together and let them decide what they need to do about YOU. Not what you should do about them. After all three have kicked you to the curb, then you shouldn't be stressed anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra_X30 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 That's a good idea. I took my list and gave positive points for the good things and negative points for the bad things. So my tally is first place: wife: 8 points second place: mistress 2: 7 points loser mistress 1: 5 points I figure I'm just going to get rid mistress 2 for now and see how that goes. I feel more relaxed already. Suggestion: Simply stop providing money for mistress #2. If she is as superficial as you say... this will effectively end the relationship. Link to post Share on other sites
Leia Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Another example why I'm contemplating marriage! Link to post Share on other sites
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