Dave1234 Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 There was this girl that was this formitable love-creature that I have had upon me in a tickling fancy matter but to this I will also tell you that I have largerly created this intercourse of this female in my own mind. The other thing I will also tell you is that yon little love-female walks past the palm tree on her way to the food court. It has been traditioned I have observed by taking copious notes of her actions that she passes the handicapped man at the security desks to which I will also tell you that I left him a little note to be beseech the love-image of my female MY (obsenity deleted) MOM KEEPS WALKING IN ON ME IN A SELF PLEASURE MANNER. WHAT IS A REGULAR GUY TO DO???????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 YOU ASK: "WHAT IS A REGULAR GUY TO DO???????????????????????????????" It might help if you started by writing posts that people could understand. If you are high on drugs or alcohol, a first step would be to cease taking those substances. If you are writing this stuff straight, consider getting an MRI. It is my opinion that your writing is NOT that of a "regular guy." Link to post Share on other sites
Clancy Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Hey Dave1234, If your Mom keeps walking in on you in a "self pleasure manner", simply explain to her that that is not the manner in which you'd like her to enter your room. You might, for example, ask her to consider entering your room in a quizzical manner, or perhaps even in a self-absorbed manner. Just a thought. Link to post Share on other sites
clia Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Get your own apartment. Problem solved. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Dave1234 Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 To the favor of which you have enhanced my knowledge in it a criticismed-manner I will tell you that I, Dave thank you friends. From time-to-time I have desires such as maybe just a little bit of a pearl-necklace and some maybe just some little bit of a dicklay and to those of you who BADGER me!!!!!, Dave about my use of this term, I will tell you that this is simply just what is refered to as a COLLOQUILISM and so maybe is not me that is umm in the dark BUT MAYBE IT IS ALL OF YOU who spend yon sat-urday sexual nites ona computer and internet, wait what a mad fancy this is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And for you who tell me to move out of the house and to get an apartment i will tell you that i have no money and I have no job or acquatince and this precious love-creature at mall I would dedicate all my time and energies to posses her. does nobody understand what a guy wants. My closet creaks when opens will wd40 help in a stop-creak method so that my damn mom won't alarm me such in a self pleasure manner thrice daily. Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 So, what are you trying to say??? Link to post Share on other sites
Gray Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 It has been traditioned I have observed by taking copious notes of her actions that she passes the handicapped man at the security desks Thats a great line. I have no idea what he means tho. Is she passing actions or notes? I thought he was taking the notes? Hold on, I need to add some exclamation points. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will tell you that i have no money and I have no job or acquatince Ahh, makes sense now... Link to post Share on other sites
bruceismyidol Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 You need to seek profesional help dude. "love creature" and "dicklay" come on who talks like that? Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG TONY!!!! I have freaking TEARS IN MY EYES IM LAUGHING SO FREAKING HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNNIEST THREAD I HAVE YET TO SEE!!!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: As for the poster... DAVE DOOD!!!! SO basicly what your saying is when your fantisizing about a girl at the food court in the mall who walks by a handicapped guy whom you have fantasized as well of passing him a note and she proceeds to carry on in your fantasy........ Your playing SLAPPY SLAPPY, WACKITY WACKITY, PULLING ON YOUR MEAT TUBE, CHOKING YOUR CHICKEN.... ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC...... Your mother walks in and INTERRUPTS YOU self pleasuring OR is your mom walking in your ROOM while she is SELF PLEASURING HERSELF??????? 3 times a DAY???????? DOOD... maybe do it while your showering or bathing... do you really NEED to do it 3 times a day ??????? Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Dave, when you whack off are you dreaming of the girl or the handicapped man? Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Dave, when you whack off are you dreaming of the girl or the handicapped man? ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg dave..... you remind of that guy on the simpsons that owns the comic book shop..... i swear.... Link to post Share on other sites
mfrmboy Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Ever heard of locking the door? I mean if she keeps walking in on you while your busy If you dont do it behind locked doors or somewhere more private you must like getting caught. What does she say to you and does it turn you on (getting caught)? Three times a day. How old are you? Why dont you approach the girl at the mall? All she can say is yes or no . If she says yes, go for it! If she says no , you can still admire her from afar and beat your meat all you want. You control your fantasy. Just leave your mom out of it! Thats sick man! Happy chicken chokin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
AprilFool Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Dave.....you read WAY to many of those old-boring-beyond-belief novels. Get a JOB! Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Happy chicken chokin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL Link to post Share on other sites
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