cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I better be a part of that three:cool: Maybe we should start a club. Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 You know what I never understood? The submissive "lay on my back like a corpse" woman. wtf man? Woman? That's all i get sweetie, let me tell you that the position is only part of it. The mind needs stimulation! Some creativity, imagination etc.... Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 That's all i get sweetie, let me tell you that the position is only part of it. The mind needs stimulation! Some creativity, imagination etc.... Boring sex sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 That's all i get sweetie, let me tell you that the position is only part of it. The mind needs stimulation! Some creativity, imagination etc.... An Arkansas firefighter, who likes bullriding and brisket with an avatar of prarie dogs! Now thats imagination. Link to post Share on other sites
Author ElvenPriestess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Boring sex sucks. Amen and then some! Boring sex is just that. Booooriiiing!! Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Boring sex sucks.Yeah it's not to fulfilling. My brother in law has the same problem and we been comparing notes lately. We do all the work and it's just boring. Link to post Share on other sites
Author ElvenPriestess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 That's all i get sweetie, let me tell you that the position is only part of it. The mind needs stimulation! Some creativity, imagination etc.... Well poop on that, what's the deal? Women need to learn to use their creative juices, open up, let loose, be uninhibited. That's where the adventure of true sexuality lies. Link to post Share on other sites
Author ElvenPriestess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah it's not to fulfilling. My brother in law has the same problem and we been comparing notes lately. We do all the work and it's just boring. Ah! That right there!! That's the thing I've always stayed away from! I mean the "men should do all the work" crap you know? Forget all that, I am a woman and I'll show you why, that's my motto. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah it's not to fulfilling. My brother in law has the same problem and we been comparing notes lately. We do all the work and it's just boring. Guessing notes might read like this: poked her, mounted, up, down, repeated 40 times, finished. Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Well poop on that, what's the deal? Women need to learn to use their creative juices, open up, let loose, be uninhibited. That's where the adventure of true sexuality lies. Well i'll give you a shot Elven but the audition process is long and tiring. Link to post Share on other sites
Author ElvenPriestess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Guessing notes might read like this: poked her, mounted, up, down, repeated 40 times, finished. :lmao: As much truth as there is to that most likely it cracked me up! Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Guessing notes might read like this: poked her, mounted, up, down, repeated 40 times, finished. That's just awful. Link to post Share on other sites
Author ElvenPriestess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Well i'll give you a shot Elven but the audition process is long and tiring. Audition? Please, I'm the opening and closing act right here:cool: Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Guessing notes might read like this: poked her, mounted, up, down, repeated 40 times, finished. Another quarter gets you 40 more! Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Audition? Please, I'm the opening and closing act right here:cool: I don't doubt it. I know if i'm single again i'll be doing a full sexual interests poll when i date!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Author ElvenPriestess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 I don't doubt it. I know if i'm single again i'll be doing a full sexual interests poll when i date!!! That's not a bad idea right there. And you like what positions? Uh-huh, and how do you feel about oral? Link to post Share on other sites
jdeedee Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 What is your ideal number of having sex in a week or even a day? Probably once a day or once every other day. More frequent right in the start of the relationship, that "Oh **** you're really sexy and enjoyable to be around" phase/ Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 That's not a bad idea right there. And you like what positions? Uh-huh, and how do you feel about oral? That's right Elv, What does this banana make you think of? Etc..... Link to post Share on other sites
jdeedee Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Exactly. You know my last one wouldn't ever return the favor though? And I'm quite nice in that region let be tell you. But nope, no return. I never got that. I dont understand: 1) men who wont give oral 2) women who don't want oral Link to post Share on other sites
Author ElvenPriestess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 I dont understand: 1) men who wont give oral 2) women who don't want oral If only I had an answer I would be rich Link to post Share on other sites
Author ElvenPriestess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Probably once a day or once every other day. More frequent right in the start of the relationship, that "Oh **** you're really sexy and enjoyable to be around" phase/ Hey that's the stat I gave, it's perfect isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 We could give multiple choice question too. You know, If you wanted to turn on your man would you wear A. Thighhighs and pumps B. perfume C. Turtleneck and sweatpants Link to post Share on other sites
cracked1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 When your man comes home and you want to surprise him with sex you: a. Jump in bed and pull the covers up to your neck b. Grab him from behind and give him a handjob c. Tie him up and give him a blowjob Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 We could give multiple choice question too. You know, If you wanted to turn on your man would you wear A. Thighhighs and pumps B. perfume C. Turtleneck and sweatpants How bout adding D. cut off jean shorts and tank top - along with tool belt E. riding pants with full leather seat, field boots, and riding crop in hand. Link to post Share on other sites
Author ElvenPriestess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 We could give multiple choice question too. You know, If you wanted to turn on your man would you wear A. Thighhighs and pumps B. perfume C. Turtleneck and sweatpants Answer is B Link to post Share on other sites
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