I am a bank teller and desire this married man 20 years older...help!

[justice]

Trimmer just summarized it all beautifully. He's either naive or scummy.

 

So anybody wanna take bets on whether the next post will be sex in the Ferrari or just making out? I'm betting on a passionate kiss that makes her knees go weak.

 

*staying tuned*[/quote

 

*laughs* more like the bj he got in the ferrari that makes him wanna leave his wife who looks like a horse, is stalking them, is using the kids and then it will be omg she got me fired from the bank, yadayaydayada:sick:

[justice]

It's a not hostile takeover. It's a scouting mission. Research phase. Fact finding. A hostile takeover implies that he disagrees to my advances and that I force him into accept terms against his better judgement. He is a grown man with free will.

 

 

A grown man with a free will who is married. Karma, my friend, she is a big bit--. And she's headed dead on for you.

[Owl]

We really need to stop feeding these trolls...they just get bigger and bigger.

[justice]

Hey Dana, is the ride this Friday? If he brings his wife, are you going to let her in on your plan. I'm sure she would appreciate the fact that you are willing to be there to take him off her hands so that she can have her share of the fortune sooner rather than later. You know she isn't getting any younger and she has already had her time with him. It's your turn now and I think you should let her know that. She'll understand when you explain your plan and I'm sure she will gracefully step aside. It's worth a try isn't it?

 

Maybe the next thread we read will be about threesomes!

[Owl]

Yeah...I can see the three of them together now...

 

 

Her, his wallet, and his Ferrari.

[justice]

Yeah...I can see the three of them together now...

 

 

Her, his wallet, and his Ferrari.

 

 

OMG Owl, I rebuld vintage camaros for a hobby do you think there's some cute asian guy out there for me? LOL I sure as heck hope not. Even if there was, if I found out he was married he would be off limits.

[herenow]

This thread is so full of stereotypes. Dana, I know you can do better.

 

Black man's Kryptonite, rich Asian guy who dresses nice. Ferraris and Porsches. What's next you're a Mexican's hot tamale? Oh right, you're the babe with brains that just can't find a single guy who is mature enough for you.

 

Use your imagination, I'm sure you can pull something new out of your writing portfolio that can keep this thread going.

 

Too bad you said the ride was Friday. Maybe you can move it up. You know, to speed things up a bit.

[bentnotbroken]

Yes, it is. The weather forecast here is sunny all week. Friday will be sunny. It will be a bit nippy....headlight temperatures! The plan is to take a drive along some winding waterfront roads, back country winding road

I'll take a pic of the Ferrari that you can't definitely find on the internet or in any clip art collection. You can't even fake it with Photoshop, too. It's too technical for me to go into detail here, but to the Geeks reading this it deals with decoding the ASCII signatures buried deep in the raw data files. I think that Asian guy with the BMW M6 from Malaysia with the IT company will be able to figure it out. Of course, that depends on his core competencies. If he does low level programming languages like Assembler, or a higher level like C, he should have the requiste brain power to figure it out. (Why are so many Asians into computers and math??? Ah, another question to ponder.)

 

 

 

 

Sounds like a stereotype to me.

[herenow]

Sounds like a stereotype to me.

 

Exactly! Dana, get to the point already.

 

OK, I'll get you started. How about when you go for the ride, he pretends to run out of gas? Just so happens there is a quint little motel, no resort, that's right a very expensive out of the way resort, just down the road. Since there is no cell phone reception where you are, he needs to go to the resort to phone for help. He is too afraid to leave you alone in the car so he insists you go with him.

 

While you're there, the desk clerk asks if you want a room assuming that, since you are the best looking people he has ever seen, you must be a couple. Mr. Rich Asian gazes at you with those deep brown eyes and before you know it, you are in the best suite in the place drinking Champagne and making mad passionate love.

 

Anyone care to take it from here? With all the stereotypes, it should be an easy story, it almost writes itself.

Edited January 15, 2008 by herenow

[bentnotbroken]

Exactly! Dana, get to the point already.

 

OK, I'll get you started. How about when you go for the ride, he pretends to run out of gas? Just so happens there is a quint little motel, no resort, that's right a very expensive out of the way resort, just down the road. Since there is no cell phone reception where you are, he needs to go to the resort to phone for help. He is too afraid to leave you alone in the car so he insists you go with him.

 

While you're there, the desk clerk asks if you want a room assuming that, since you are the best looking people he has ever seen, you must be a couple. Mr. Rich Asian gazes at you with those deep brown eyes and before you know it, you are in the best suite in the place drinking Champagne and making mad passionate love.

 

Anyone care to take it from here? With all the stereotypes, it should be an

easy story, it almost writes itself.

 

 

 

 

Not just mad passionate love, but love that reached the depths of their souls. It was if they had always known each other. As if their souls were intertwinned. As the blood rushed to their ears( and other body parts) all they could hear was the beat of their hearts...in unison.

 

Next:rolleyes:

[herenow]

Not just mad passionate love, but love that reached the depths of their souls. It was if they had always known each other. As if their souls were intertwinned. As the blood rushed to their ears( and other body parts) all they could hear was the beat of their hearts...in unison.

 

Next:rolleyes:

 

They get so wrapped up in each other that they don't realize how late it's getting. Before they know it the sun is rising and Mr. Rich Asian panics about how long they have been away. He assures Dana that there is no other place on earth he would rather be than with her, but he needs to go home for the sake of his kids.

 

Together they make up a story about why he didn't come home and they pray that his wife will believe it. He drives Dana to her car that is parked alone in the bank's parking lot. Gently kisses her goodbye with the promise that they will soon be in each others arms again.

 

I think I've been reading too much LS this week!

[bentnotbroken]

They get so wrapped up in each other that they don't realize how late it's getting. Before they know it the sun is rising and Mr. Rich Asian panics about how long they have been away. He assures Dana that there is no other place on earth he would rather be than with her, but he needs to go home for the sake of his kids.

 

Together they make up a story about why he didn't come home and they pray that his wife will believe it. He drives Dana to her car that is parked alone in the bank's parking lot. Gently kisses her goodbye with the promise that they will soon be in each others arms again.

 

I think I've been reading too much LS this week!

 

 

 

:lmao::lmao: I can't even think about it without laughing.

[whichwayisup]

He drives Dana to her car that is parked alone in the bank's parking lot.

And then she loses her job, then his wife finds out because there's a video camera in the parking lot at the bank, which captures their kisses and gropes.

[Trimmer]

Together they make up a story about why he didn't come home and they pray that his wife will believe it. He drives Dana to her car that is parked alone in the bank's parking lot. Gently kisses her goodbye with the promise that they will soon be in each others arms again.

Unnoticed by them, a customer is making a withdrawl from the bank's ATM. They think nothing of it, as his back is to them the whole time, but the security camera snaps a picture of the entire scene over the customer's shoulder.

 

When Biff Tannen, the night security manager at the bank, reviews the day's ATM photo files, he sees the Ferarri in the background, and recognizes it as belonging to customer Mr. X. (He runs a special JPG file security diagnostic to check the embedded ASCII codes deep in the raw data files to confirm the authenticity of the Ferrari.) The picture is fuzzy, but clearly enough, he can recognize employee Dana Vladeem in an embrace with Mr. X.

 

Biff has always had a thing for Dana, but as she doesn't perceive he has any value to offer her, she has not treated him well...

[herenow]

Unnoticed by them, a customer is making a withdrawl from the bank's ATM. They think nothing of it, as his back is to them the whole time, but the security camera snaps a picture of the entire scene over the customer's shoulder.

 

When Biff Tannen, the night security manager at the bank, reviews the day's ATM photo files, he sees the Ferarri in the background, and recognizes it as belonging to customer Mr. X. (He runs a special JPG file security diagnostic to check the embedded ASCII codes deep in the raw data files to confirm the authenticity of the Ferrari.) The picture is fuzzy, but clearly enough, he can recognize employee Dana Vladeem in an embrace with Mr. X.

 

Biff has always had a thing for Dana, but as she doesn't perceive he has any value to offer her, she has not treated him well...

 

Biff (I just love that name) emails the file to himself and deletes it from the server as he ponders how he will use it. The thought crosses his mind that he can use the pictures to blackmail Dana and get her to have sex with him and he can use the file to get money from Mr. X.

 

Content that he has found his pot of gold, Biff ends his shift and goes home for the weekend knowing that Monday will be a very interesting day.

 

Just to make it clear, Biff is an African American man (I know Biff sounds like a white guy, but not in this story) Since Dana is the Black man's Kryptonite, he is hopelessly in lust with her. He's a great guy who would never even think of doing anything that could hurt another person, but her power is so strong even men like Biff can't control themselves.

Edited January 16, 2008 by herenow

[underpants]

Biff (I just love that name) emails the file to himself and deletes it from the server as he ponders how he will use it. The thought crosses his mind that he can use the pictures to blackmail Dana and get her to have sex with him and he can use the file to get money from Mr. X.

 

Content that he has found his pot of gold, Biff ends his shift and goes home for the weekend knowing that Monday will be a very interesting day.

 

Awesome,

 

Biff is the unsuspecting hero of the story.

 

With his new found wealth made off the backs of the unfaithful. Biff makes some wise investments then lands sweet and true Sally in accounting.

[herenow]

Awesome,

 

Biff is the unsuspecting hero of the story.

 

With his new found wealth made off the backs of the unfaithful. Biff makes some wise investments then lands sweet and true Sally in accounting.

 

Yes, Sally the dark haired beauty that Dana has always hated. The whispers in the hallway about how sweet, smart and gorgeous Sally is made Dana feel less than perfect. She would never admit it, but now the feeling was worse than ever. And guess what, Sally is now driving a Ferrari!

[RCCDMA]

Even after I get my head on straight from my own problems I am coming to this forum. They should have named it Chicken Soup For The Soul. This stuff is sooooo funny.

[Lyssa]

With a bit of CSI in it too...

[danavladeem]

Trimmer, of course it is. Never claimed it was mine. Now try to translate it. Tell me who the original singer is? That should be easy. If you need hints, let me know.

 

PS. Did I mention, you have a beautiful mind?

 

PPS. English, obviously, is not my first language. I get by......

[whichwayisup]

Trolls provide a certain entertainment. Though, usually the threads don't last this long.

[changchewsoon]

well, yes i'm the guy in the pic but i live faaaaaaar away from your neighborhood so far that I think we're like one day apart so I guess you'll probably won't be able to stalk me

 

If you're the guy in the pic and you live remotely near my neighborhood, I'll stalk ya sweetie.

 

Carrot

[Tony]

It always boggles my mind how threads can get so radically off topic after a bit of time. Some veer off topic after just a few posts but rarely do they stay on the same topic after 15 or 20 posts.

 

It seems we've run this thread well into the Cosmos and therefore it's time to say good bye. Thread closed!