Green Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I have been the self proclaimed horniest man alive for many years now. It has stired up alot of controversy over the net. To me being the horniest man alive is a power, the power to be hornier then any other man living. Sex doesn't control me I control it! I'm both aware of my own sex apeal and that of the fairer sex. For me sex stuff is like time travel Link to post Share on other sites
SeraBella Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Hmmm...self proclaimed? You really think there's no one hornier? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 Hmmm...self proclaimed? You really think there's no one hornier? No way! any one else is a poser, there can only be one Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Only one man holds that title, that I'm aware of... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 Only one man holds that title, that I'm aware of... thats right, M E. Don't be afraid, and don't be let down. You may have met some horny men in your life but none hornier then I. I'm not claiming to be an out of control sex adict or anything. Its controled hornyness Link to post Share on other sites
burning 4 revenge Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Only one man holds that title, that I'm aware of...Riddler has challenged fot the title I guess you could be the arbiter if you wanted. Im sure neither one would pose an objection Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 please he chalenges things just for the heck of it, he didn't know the HMA existed before he met me Link to post Share on other sites
burning 4 revenge Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I read somewhere that Americans were hornier than Canadians Link to post Share on other sites
Insane Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Yeah, your wierd. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 I read somewhere that Americans were hornier than Canadians I think you read that americans are better looking Link to post Share on other sites
THE THRONE Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Chapter 12 verse 432 of the book of the Seven-Legged Lamb states: "432. Thou shalt never speak about thy sexual prowess or superiority, for tomorrow thy may suffer extreme erectile problems that even viagra won't cure. Therefore, put it downeth in the bedroom and let many women magnify thy name, member, tongue and technique." Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 I might lose hma status if I had erectile problems but shame on you for sugesting such a thing Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I think it's kind of cute that you start a "horniest man alive" thread every few months. Nov 2006, Jan 2007, Mar 2007, and of course, now. I'm sure it has nothing to do with compensating for a teeny willy. I think I liked you best for that brief, shining moment in June, 2007 when you were flawless. Link to post Share on other sites
underpants Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I think I liked you best for that brief, shining moment in June, 2007 when you were flawless. I had fun on that thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Storyrider Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 KMT is an attention whore. And the HMA, of course. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 thanks for digging up the past people, it made me realize i've been confusing storyrider with record producer! Link to post Share on other sites
lovelorcet Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Actually, you can only really prove to us that you are hairy not horny... Are you sure you are not confusing those two? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 join me on a night out id enjoy showing off both Link to post Share on other sites
burning 4 revenge Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Lovelorecet is a guy so that would be kind of gay Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 Lovelorecet is a guy so that would be kind of gay I know he's a guy, and no I'm not gay. You see I often wear shirts with the top two buttons undone thus showing off my hairy chest, and if he joined me on a night out he could see the way I behave around women thus witnessing the HMA in action Link to post Share on other sites
lovelorcet Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 the way I behave around women thus witnessing the HMA in action How would you describe this? Leg humping like a poodle? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 How would you describe this? Leg humping like a poodle? Im not into beastality Link to post Share on other sites
lovelorcet Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Maybe you can elaborate what one would observe then when you go into action? Besides the shirt overflowing with hair... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 Well I'm all over the place I can hit on and get every hot chicks number in a bar/club in a blink of an eye. Its like powers Link to post Share on other sites
lovelorcet Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Why are you not having sex with one of these women right now? Link to post Share on other sites
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