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its 5 am on a wednesday here. Although that would be pretty sweet. Look if I could I would be. I think you know the answer to this

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I think the true HMA would not be coming up with whiny excuses like "its 5am."

 

Even I can just roll over and have sex at 5am if I want...

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its imposible to prove these kind of things, Im not your show horse, Im the HMA. you'll just have to believe. Some one always thinks there hornier. Or uses some other criteria to judge hornyness. Ive got mojo

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Im not your show horse, Im the HMA.

 

 

That makes no sense...

 

 

Seems all you can really show is an over compensation of arrogance to smokescreen your ignorance...

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I have been the self proclaimed horniest man alive for many years now. It has stired up alot of controversy over the net. To me being the horniest man alive is a power, the power to be hornier then any other man living. Sex doesn't control me I control it! I'm both aware of my own sex apeal and that of the fairer sex. For me sex stuff is like time travel

 

 

Sounds like sexual addiction

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Only one man holds that title, that I'm aware of...

 

You are correct.:cool::p

 

Riddler has challenged fot the title

 

I guess you could be the arbiter if you wanted. Im sure neither one would pose an objection

 

There is only one and it is I, but it goes without saying.

 

I think it's kind of cute that you start a "horniest man alive" thread every few months. Nov 2006, Jan 2007, Mar 2007, and of course, now. I'm sure it has nothing to do with compensating for a teeny willy.

 

I think I liked you best for that brief, shining moment in June, 2007 when you were flawless.

 

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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:lmao::lmao:

 

Is it my joker avvie?

 

You know heath ledger died yesterday? They think it was a drug overdose. He played the joker in the newest batman...that's him in your avatar.

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You know heath ledger died yesterday? They think it was a drug overdose. He played the joker in the newest batman...that's him in your avatar.

 

You're a fast one.:p

 

About 10 different threads were started yesterday on that story.

 

The family claims he had pneumonia, but he was also taking sleeping pills because he was under alot of stress from work. I also heard a story that playing the Joker messed with his head.:confused:

 

Thats right. I put it up yesterday in his honor, plus I can not wait for the movie. July 18th for those who are counting.

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thanks for digging up the past people, it made me realize i've been confusing storyrider with record producer!

 

No wonder you thought you were attracted to me! :mad::lmao: :lmao:

 

Oh, that is so, so sad. I'm crushed. :lmao:

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You can't proclaim yourself the honor, someone else has to nominate you and grant you the award. IMO, you're not the winner - I do believe my BF is the horniest man alive.

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Hmmmmm.

I don't know about your mojo....

 

But you do suffer from delusions of grandeur.

:)

 

Good luck with that.

 

What are the perks of being the HMA? Do tell.

15 Vestal Virgins waiting to feed you grapes and fan you with palm leaves?

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Ha hahaha! He's been all "hey baby" with me ever since before xmas because he thought I was someone else!!!!!!!!!

 

This does wonders for my ego.

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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The "horniest" guys are typically the ones that get the least sex. Tuff to be horny when your body aches from a weekend of sexual callesthenics.....

 

So if you're the horniest man alive it probably means you haven't dipped your wick since Michael Jackson was black.

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The "horniest" guys are typically the ones that get the least sex. Tuff to be horny when your body aches from a weekend of sexual callesthenics.....

 

So if you're the horniest man alive it probably means you haven't dipped your wick since Michael Jackson was black.

 

:lmao: I second this.

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The "horniest" guys are typically the ones that get the least sex. Tuff to be horny when your body aches from a weekend of sexual callesthenics.....

 

So if you're the horniest man alive it probably means you haven't dipped your wick since Michael Jackson was black.

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Heath Ledger is even laughing at this as we speak.

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The "horniest" guys are typically the ones that get the least sex. Tuff to be horny when your body aches from a weekend of sexual callesthenics.....

 

So if you're the horniest man alive it probably means you haven't dipped your wick since Michael Jackson was black.

 

First off I dont think I was born then. Second if I don't do anything sexual for a long time I lose all hornyness. Doing sexual things has an avalanche affect for me, you know kind of like with hue hefner. thanks for your canadien sense of humor

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First off I dont think I was born then. Second if I don't do anything sexual for a long time I lose all hornyness. Doing sexual things has an avalanche affect for me, you know kind of like with hue hefner. thanks for your canadien sense of humor

 

So sex is like kryptonite to you?

 

It turns you into an ed prune that, hopefully has enough money to pay for chicks to act like he is 'the man'?

 

Really?

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So sex is like kryptonite to you?

 

It turns you into an ed prune that, hopefully has enough money to pay for chicks to act like he is 'the man'?

 

Really?

 

I dont pay for chicks, and I dont know what your talking about. Sex is more like those coins mario gets, when he collects 100 he gets a life or a star falls from the sky or something

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I dont pay for chicks, and I dont know what your talking about. Sex is more like those coins mario gets, when he collects 100 he gets a life or a star falls from the sky or something

 

:lmao::lmao:

You ever thought of being a comedian KMT?

 

More like when he collects 100, he gets crabs or gonorrhea or something.

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