sam light Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Never fails, when I see a guy puttering along in his boat, he has at least one (often more) hot girl with him. Guys and Gals, does boating work for you?
LucreziaBorgia Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 I'm a water lover and spent much of my life boating, waterskiing and fishing, so if a guy has a boat its a plus but not something I look for when I look for someone to go out with.
Gold Pile Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 I had use of a friends lakefront cottage and boat for 3 weeks. I'm hardly an expert. Once word gets out ya have a boat...guys will be asking to go fishing all the time, so have your excuses ready. It might be easier to score with boated women, but getting them on the boat is the trouble. Ladies who know you well will leap at the chance to sun on the boat. Other women will only go if it's with others. Try inviting 2 or 3 women at the same time even if you're not wild about one or two of them...it's their presense that will make your target go too. The most fun I had was my last weekend with the boat. I invited a somber stick in the mud guy AND his attractive sister. Mr stick and I invited his co worker (attractive brunette) too. She was my plan B. B wanted to bring her teen sister or not go at all. Mr stick and stick sister rudely showed up with their older Albanian neighbor. Turns out he was a pretty fun guy. Bro stick started fishing right away. Albania drank beers and made funny remarks. B and her teen sis were quiet. Eventually stick sister removed her sweater...she was very proud and kept smiling at me. I Stopped the boat so I could divert my attention from "the road". I told Mr stick it was the best fishing spot on the lake. (I lied). Ms stick was warming up to me. Then teeny took off her sweater, everyone was stunned at the youthful ability to ignor gravity. I kept my focus on Ms Stick, but she was demoralised...her moment to shine had been stolen. The sun retreated and the temps dropped, everyone covered up. Ms stick was pouting. B wouldn't engage in flirting while her sis was there. Finally Mr stick was reeling in a good sized fish. What I did next was mainly for humor but also to shake up the bound to fail mood on the boat. As soon as his fish was within a foot of the surface, I produced my hand gun and shot at the fish 5 times...just as fast as I could pull the trigger. By the time I shot the 5th bullet....the Albanian was emptying his gun into the fish. I didn't know he was packing. He and I had a great laugh as Stick reeled in what was left of his fish. ( actually we missed it!) Everyone else was stunned. B kept looking at me with wide eyes. Eventually B and I had a one time hook up, right before she got married.
a4a Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 You can say yourself a boat load of money (pun intended) by just sporting a picture of a boat in your wallet. Or a pic of you on some random expensive boat. Use the excuse that it is in dry dock for repairs or you have it in some far off port as you prefer the waters there. Best learn some "boat lingo" to make it seem more real.
a4a Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 wanted to add a sail boat might get you laid faster than a motor boat. and GP - no gun wielding nuns on your boat trip?
Gold Pile Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 You can say yourself a boat load of money (pun intended) by just sporting a picture of a boat in your wallet. Or a pic of you on some random expensive boat. Use the excuse that it is in dry dock for repairs or you have it in some far off port as you prefer the waters there. Best learn some "boat lingo" to make it seem more real. The old Gold Pile vs Gold digger routine is long dead. No more false flash.
Art_Critic Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 I've been a Power Boat owner most of my adult life.... I never had any trouble getting " Boat Fluff " as I would call them... Girls that just like to work on their tan on the upper deck while you are puttering around the lake.. When you own a boat you find out real quick that you had friends you never knew you had.. and guess what... most of them never chip in for the 100.00 in gas that a boat sucks up in a day.... I learned real quick after a girl had hurt her back on one of my boats just what kind of friends I had.. I got sued... 3.5 years of attorney fees just for a defense verdict and the right to call my friends gold diggers... You are better off not having a boat if you are using it to become popular...
a4a Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 I've been a Power Boat owner most of my adult life.... I never had any trouble getting " Boat Fluff " as I would call them... Girls that just like to work on their tan on the upper deck while you are puttering around the lake.. When you own a boat you find out real quick that you had friends you never knew you had.. and guess what... most of them never chip in for the 100.00 in gas that a boat sucks up in a day.... I learned real quick after a girl had hurt her back on one of my boats just what kind of friends I had.. I got sued... 4 years of attorney fees just for a defense verdict and the right to call my friends gold diggers... You are better off not having a boat if you are using it to become popular... Note to self: any person on my boat that is injured while on my boat must be tossed overboard with anchor tied to ankle to stop possible legal ramifications in the near future. What an asshat to sue you.
Art_Critic Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 What an asshat to sue you. It happens.. you are right.. it was a mess too... They went after my company.. they were trying to suck me dry... The good thing is that I prevailed in court and won.. she got nothing.. The jury found me not negligent. It was a good case to try.. lots of lying.. neck braces and 20k in medical bills.. the boat was even brought to the courthouse so the jury could examine everything inside the boat.. but I got a lesson learned... about friends and boats...
Tripper Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Yep. When I use my bass whacker in Nebraska, I just reel them in...
Mustang Sally Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 I'm a boating gal. I love the water. Grew up with it...purchased one as soon as I could afford one. So, if a guy had a boat, I would think it was a great thing... But I have my own, so I wouldn't need the guy to have one. That being said...it would be pretty cool if he knew how to handle a boat and water, etc. I would not do well with someone that didn't enjoy the water like I do.
Author sam light Posted February 15, 2008 Author Posted February 15, 2008 [quote=a4a;1536908 and GP - no gun wielding nuns on your boat trip? I'm mssing something or you're nuts.
a4a Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 I'm mssing something or you're nuts. Both are true. and sail boats are sexier.
a4a Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 :sick: - oh please....... a big mast, quiet, rolling over the waves...... Any yahoo can pilot a motor boat..... takes some skill to sail.
witabix Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 oh please....... a big mast, quiet, rolling over the waves...... Any yahoo can pilot a motor boat..... takes some skill to sail. All the nice girls like a Sailor....tra la la la laaaaaa
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