coasterchris Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 Ok, uncomfortable situation here. The neighbor's wife has dropped by several times this month, all conveniently when her husband is at work. Each time, she brings a food item over or comes up with a bogus question, like what time the trash collection is, etc. But this isn't the worst part. The last few occasions, she's worn these revealing outfits - almost like shorts but a little longer. Once in my home, she hikes them up and gives me one of those "you want this?" looks. She doesn't say anything (maybe that's my job), but I find the whole thing terribly awkward. How can I handle this situation, and since I'm decent friends with her husband, should I tell him what's going on? And for all you guys who think this is something fun out of a Playboy article, it's nothing but. I can use your serious help here. Thanks.
EYECANDY000 Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 I would confront her first and tell her that she is making you very uncomfortable. That or stop opening up the dorr for her, and especially stop letting her come in. You dont want to be in a conflict with your neighbor over a misunderstanding. Your neighbors are the most loyal people you are suppose to have on your block. If she still continues to come over in revealing outfits and over stepping her boundaries then you need to take it to her husband. Set up a cam corder,so her husband can see what she does when hes at work!
Phateless Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 I would confront the husband before you confront her, because if you confront her, she will most likely go home and tell her husband that YOU hit on HER! Then you lose your friend, he's stuck with her, and he won't believe you. Bad. Talk to your friend about it...
Author coasterchris Posted February 27, 2008 Author Posted February 27, 2008 Yeah, I'll have to talk to her about it - preferably on the front porch where she can't remove anything! I don't want to start any trouble with her husband, but I think he should know what's going on. What if she turns the table on me out of resentment and claims that I was the one making passes? Time to keep that door locked.
Trialbyfire Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 Unless she's stone cold insensitive, it doesn't have to become a confrontation with anyone. If she shows up unexpectedly, invent an errand that you have to rush out for. After being unavailable a few times, she should be able to get the hint. Keep her at a distance with your tone and body language. Cool, disinterested but friendly enough.
gfto Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 I wouldn't say anything to her or her husband. Play dumb, and don't answer the door when she comes over alone.
directx Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 What you should do? Make it clear it makes you uncomfortable. What I would do? Man, it would be pure entertainment. See how far she goes to display her feelings. Mow the lawn with your shirt off. Have a porno running in the dvd player when she rings the bell. Go to the door wearing nothing but a towel. You know, friendly torture. Oh yeah! Talk about another hot neighbor with her to see if she gets pissed.
Lizzie60 Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 What you should do? Make it clear it makes you uncomfortable. What I would do? Man, it would be pure entertainment. See how far she goes to display her feelings. Mow the lawn with your shirt off. Have a porno running in the dvd player when she rings the bell. Go to the door wearing nothing but a towel. You know, friendly torture. Oh yeah! Talk about another hot neighbor with her to see if she gets pissed. hahahaha.. . good point... that would be funny to see..
Phateless Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 What you should do? Make it clear it makes you uncomfortable. What I would do? Man, it would be pure entertainment. See how far she goes to display her feelings. Mow the lawn with your shirt off. Have a porno running in the dvd player when she rings the bell. Go to the door wearing nothing but a towel. You know, friendly torture. Oh yeah! Talk about another hot neighbor with her to see if she gets pissed. lol, we have a winner!
whichwayisup Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 When she drops over, be polite but firm and busy, like you're about to head out the door. Even tell her, now isn't a good time and close the door. Whatever you do, do NOT spend time with her alone, let alone IN your house with the door closed.
whichwayisup Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 What you should do? Make it clear it makes you uncomfortable. What I would do? Man, it would be pure entertainment. See how far she goes to display her feelings. Mow the lawn with your shirt off. Have a porno running in the dvd player when she rings the bell. Go to the door wearing nothing but a towel. You know, friendly torture. Oh yeah! Talk about another hot neighbor with her to see if she gets pissed. Then tell her, "when your husband comes home, please tell him to call me."
directx Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 When she drops over, be polite but firm and busy, like you're about to head out the door. Even tell her, now isn't a good time and close the door. Whatever you do, do NOT spend time with her alone, let alone IN your house with the door closed. Yeah, that's the right thing to do. (but its no fun! Damn, I wish I had hot neighbors!)
directx Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Then tell her, "when your husband comes home, please tell him to call me." Hah! I love it! I wish I thought of that! Just better hope he doesn't call! He might take you up on that and then HE'LL be over, flirting!
Trialbyfire Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Then tell her, "when your husband comes home, please tell him to call me." "Have George give me a call. I'd like to go for beers with him, do the mano et mano thing. Got stuff to tell him. Anyways, shouldn't you be making dinner for him or something?"
whichwayisup Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Hah! I love it! I wish I thought of that! Just better hope he doesn't call! He might take you up on that and then HE'LL be over, flirting! Yeah, I'd like to be the neighbour to see that. "Have George give me a call. I'd like to go for beers with him, do the mano et mano thing. Got stuff to tell him. Anyways, shouldn't you be making dinner for him or something?" That's a good one too. Shows her that he has no interest in pursuing ANY kind one on one friendship with her, only with her husband. And, telling her to go make dinner is 'nice' way of telling her BUG-OFF.
Trialbyfire Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 With a veiled threat of what he might be telling George, the husband.
Lizzie60 Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Ok, uncomfortable situation here. The neighbor's wife has dropped by several times this month, all conveniently when her husband is at work. Each time, she brings a food item over or comes up with a bogus question, like what time the trash collection is, etc. But this isn't the worst part. The last few occasions, she's worn these revealing outfits - almost like shorts but a little longer. Once in my home, she hikes them up and gives me one of those "you want this?" looks. She doesn't say anything (maybe that's my job), but I find the whole thing terribly awkward. How can I handle this situation, and since I'm decent friends with her husband, should I tell him what's going on? And for all you guys who think this is something fun out of a Playboy article, it's nothing but. I can use your serious help here. Thanks. I don't know if you're married.. but if you're single.. you can have some fun on the side.. you got nothing to lose... she does.. ;)
directx Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 I don't know if you're married.. but if you're single.. you can have some fun on the side.. you got nothing to lose... she does.. ;) Actually, is she hot? What she look like?
whichwayisup Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 I'm decent friends with her husband Lizzie, he's friends with her husband so why would he be stupid and bang his neighbour/friend's wife?
DanielMadr Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 I bet she is ugly like dog isnt she? Dont worry. Once you hit on her she will run away and next day everyone will know what a pig you are. Attention whooore! Run Forrest run...
DanielMadr Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 I don't know if you're married.. but if you're single.. you can have some fun on the side.. you got nothing to lose... she does.. ;) Thou shalt not ask thou neighbors wife. Goddamnit!!! It is a textbook example for Christ sake.
Hoffle Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Get her in a situation where you prove she cant worm her way of out, such as lure her to your bed and have her husband in there without her knowing and BOOM she is caught red handed and no amount of SHAGGY - IT WASNT ME can save her ass from a divorce. muahahaha!
Author coasterchris Posted March 5, 2008 Author Posted March 5, 2008 Well, I know it wasn't right, but we had some pretty great sex over the weekend. She dropped by and we actually spoke for a little while. She claimed things weren't going well at home and that I was a "nice distraction." Her twisted logic was that it wasn't infidelity if she wasn't being satisfied at home. I told her that I didn't agree, but I didn't exactly stop her when she started to ride me like a mechanical bull. There's something about intense pleasure that can make it hard (pun intended) to just get up and walk away, ya know? Yeah, I've probably created a bigger problem than I started with, but I'll chalk it up to one heck of a fun learning experience. More than anything, I'm just worried that she left some underwear by the pool table and that her husband will find it the next time we rack up some 8-ball.
Phateless Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 lol dude, i was just checking in this thread to post nothing but "so have you _ _ _ _ ed her yet?" I hope you're ready for the snowball you've just started.
24forlife Posted March 6, 2008 Posted March 6, 2008 OMG. wow u better pray her husband doesnt find out. loll and is she hot???
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