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Are you a loser or a pvssy?

 

Let's translate "loser" from women-speak into English.

 

 

"Loser" in woman-speak simply means a man who is smart enough to do things that are in HIS best interest.

  • You don't spend your hard-earned money on women - you are a loser
  • You expect regular sex - you are a loser
  • You are not interested in marriage - you are a loser
  • You don't want to be stuck with kids - you are a loser
  • You don't want to slave away 60 hours a week so a woman can buy a new SUV every year - you are a loser
  • You prefer South American women who treat you better - you are a HUUGE LOOOSER

The alternative to "loser" is a pvssyfied man, or simply a pvssy. A pvssyfied man does what a woman wants - he is a docile schmuck who slaves away at work and pays her bills and not pesters her for sex. Another words, he is an ideal husband.

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Trialbyfire

I would use the word "selfish" rather than "cocky". You can only be cocky, if you get to use it, y'know? ;)

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How about selfish and cocky? Selfish for thinking only about him, cocky for talking on behalf of the other men who are 'p*ssies' to him?

 

P*ssy and cocky go together if he gets to use his 'cock'y - yup. :laugh: With the way he talks about women, I don't think he uses it a lot but what do I know!

 

That's it - no more Coca-Cola for me.

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Lauriebell82
Are you a loser or a pvssy?

 

Let's translate "loser" from women-speak into English.

 

 

 

"Loser" in woman-speak simply means a man who is smart enough to do things that are in HIS best interest.

  • You don't spend your hard-earned money on women - you are a loser
  • You expect regular sex - you are a loser
  • You are not interested in marriage - you are a loser
  • You don't want to be stuck with kids - you are a loser
  • You don't want to slave away 60 hours a week so a woman can buy a new SUV every year - you are a loser
  • You prefer South American women who treat you better - you are a HUUGE LOOOSER

The alternative to "loser" is a pvssyfied man, or simply a pvssy. A pvssyfied man does what a woman wants - he is a docile schmuck who slaves away at work and pays her bills and not pesters her for sex. Another words, he is an ideal husband.

 

Sheesh, whats the deal dude? On the other thread you say you have never been married. You must have had some horrid relationships to have developed views like these on relationships/marriage.

 

My "woman opinion" is that men are not losers or pvssys. Men get in bad relationships, just as women do. A good married/relationship is built on compatiblity. Meaning that both partners love and support each other and it is an equal partnership in which both give to one another. Of course these types of relationships are not usually expressed here on loveshack or even the media. Nowadays it's all about how high the divorce rate and how many couples need marriage counseling. But seriously, Matrix you are going to have a freaking heart attack with this kind of anger and bitterness about relationships and your views on men and women.

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KidEternity

Lol I'm a loser! :laugh::p I'm sure most women I know might disagree, some will agree though but I don't associate with them!

 

You don't spend your hard-earned money on women - No girlfriend, although I would not mind spending money on girlfriends and women at all, money is not a big issue to me...I don't plan on piling it all up...after all to me it is money and it is not important to me

You expect regular sex - I don't expect regular sex, infact I've never had it and I don't see the big deal about it...

You are not interested in marriage - Not right now anyway, but someday...

You don't want to be stuck with kids - Stuck is hardly an appropriate term, if I find the right girl, then I'd like to maybe have kids...

You don't want to slave away 60 hours a week so a woman can buy a new SUV every year - Hell no. I think an Into The Wild quote is neccesary here "I think careers are a 20th century invention and I don't want one" obviously I'm sure I'll get a job but it'll be what I want and it sure wont be an slave to the wage type job.

You prefer South American women who treat you better - I'm not going to answer this one as I have never dated a North American woman, or a South American women (I'm from the UK)

 

 

Basically man, you gotta sort your head out, not all women want to steal your money, and most of them if you are in a relationship want you to be the best person you can be and don't want to hinder your dreams...

 

here is another Into The Wild quote..."Happiness is only real when shared" and I truly believe that, man really you must have been really messed about to be like this...

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melodicmaybe

Does your troll family miss you? :confused:

 

I think you've either been seriously wounded in a relationship of your own or you have serious issues with your mom and her relationship with your dad. This has to be coming from somewhere. Either that, or you're just trolling.

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Trialbyfire

Everyone is a loser, in some way. When a person (note, not man or woman) lives life the way they want and succeeds at everything they truly apply themselves to, the things they don't apply themselves to, can be considered losses, reliant on how someone else views priorities in life.

 

Everyone is a pussy, in some way. Say your best male friend, needs you to help him move. When you do so, you're doing something that gets you no return, beyond simple human gratitude and maybe a couple of beer and some pizza.

 

The OP appears to idealize the most negative stereotypes. It's neither logical or rational thought. If anything, it appears to be fraught full of fear and enmity. How can you live your life in fear, whimpering in corners from the closet or under-the-bed monster?

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"Are you a loser or a pvssy?"

 

 

I believe the nice word would be VAGINA. :laugh:

 

Besides pvssy is spelled wrong. :D

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Some South American women will cut your thing off when you`re sleeping if you piss them off. Be careful what you wish for, you may just get it:confused:

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Trialbyfire
Some South American women will cut your thing off when you`re sleeping if you piss them off. Be careful what you wish for, you may just get it:confused:

I don't think Lorena Bobbit was South American. It's not culture specific like that. More a matter of desire and end goals, y'know?

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I don't think Lorena Bobbit was South American. It's not culture specific like that. More a matter of desire and end goals, y'know?

 

I hope its never my wife's desire or goal to cut off my peniasaraus and sell it on ebay or anything. Although it might would rake in a good chunk of money. :laugh: Sorry did I say that out loud?

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Trialbyfire
I hope its never my wife's desire or goal to cut off my peniasaraus and sell it on ebay or anything. Although it might would rake in a good chunk of money. :laugh: Sorry did I say that out loud?

There you go, an opportunity to get your family out of any outstanding debt. Based on the OPs assessment of men v. women, you would offer, nay beg to do this, for the benefit of your wife.

 

NOT... :laugh:

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