Taramere Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Wow' date=' is there a full moon out tonight, or what?[/quote'] Baby we've come a long way. Anyhow, my thoughts on men blowing their loads on women's faces. Being a sensible and open-minded woman without hang-ups I do, of course, regard it as a near holy act of supreme love. On occasions I've been lucky enough to be the recipient of this benevolent act, I like to scrape the gunk off my face with a spatula (the kind you use for Veeting your legs will do). Later, I invite my most daring lady friends round. The "God I love the taste of spunk and I just can't get enough facials and I'm seriously contemplating a tongue extending operation so that I can lick it all off my own face" girls. As they bite in to the home baked goods, I tell them "Knowing how much you adore feasting on spunk, I used my **** buddy Gordon's dried semen as part of the icing for that delicious cake you're eating. Are you enjoying it, girls? Those of you who are into rimming might especially enjoy the chocolate filling." Then I nibble delicately on a fresh strawberry while watching them determinedly putting Gordon's money shot where their mouths are.
marlena Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Taramere, that was a hilarious read. I say save a huge piece for Gordon and then come back and report!
Author Taramere Posted May 26, 2008 Author Posted May 26, 2008 Taramere, that was a hilarious read. I say save a huge piece for Gordon and then come back and report! If he truly loved me and knew how hot it got me to watch him eating it, I'm sure Gordon would try a slice and make the best of it.
marlena Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 If he truly loved me and knew how hot it got me to watch him eating it, I'm sure Gordon would try a slice and make the best of it. Looks like he's a winner!!
Author Taramere Posted May 26, 2008 Author Posted May 26, 2008 Looks like he's a winner!! It's too bad Gordon doesn't exist. On the other hand, I'm not sure I'm quite ready for a man whose kisses taste of human discharge flavoured cake. Let the flames and taunts begin.
marlena Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 It's too bad Gordon doesn't exist. On the other hand, I'm not sure I'm quite ready for a man whose kisses taste of human discharge flavoured cake. Let the flames and taunts begin. Well, yes, it IS an acquired taste!
Adunaphel Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Taramere, I think you just beated all other candidates to the "best leisure LS post" award.
dpr Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Baby we've come a long way. Anyhow, my thoughts on men blowing their loads on women's faces. Being a sensible and open-minded woman without hang-ups I do, of course, regard it as a near holy act of supreme love. On occasions I've been lucky enough to be the recipient of this benevolent act, I like to scrape the gunk off my face with a spatula (the kind you use for Veeting your legs will do). wow, pseudo-intellectual sarcasm! you NEVER find that on internet forums! this is a very rare and special treat everyone. After dissecting and analyzing this lame attempt at feminist humor, I have come to the conclusion that you think that there is no way that cumming on someone's face (female or otherwise) can be construed as an act of love and that it always has to be an act of disprespect, degradation or hate. So basically, I hate my gf. I'm sure that's what you think. You probably hate her too don't you? You probably hate the idea of me cumming on her face so much that it makes your blood boil just thinking about it, and you probably think she is a slut who is somehow giving all other women a bad name, because she likes to explore her sexual fantasies. Stuck-up feminists with boring sex lives remind me of straight male homophobes. They hate gay men so much but they don't know exactly why. Could it be envy?
dpr Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 TBF doesn't like cum in her face or anal sex. Probably not open to other things as well. And then her husband cheated with another woman. Hmmm... INteresting
dpr Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 I can't help it but this tweaks my sense of humour. A Guide to Keeping Your Man Take it up the ass and in the face. The End Again... not necessarily, because what if your man doesn't like facials or anal sex? Or no wait, I forgot, all men like those two things because we're all exactly the same. We also don't read books because we like watching football games on TV instead, and we have trouble expressing our feelings too. Thank god women do it for us. Oh yeah, and we can't cook. I'd say the guide should read: Be sexually adventurous and don't be afraid to try new things, because you are no longer a five-year-old. The end. And this guide should be given to men AND women who want to have fulfilling sex lives.
dpr Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 And everyone should be exactly like you because... Because it's healthy
Author Taramere Posted May 26, 2008 Author Posted May 26, 2008 wow, pseudo-intellectual sarcasm! you NEVER find that on internet forums! this is a very rare and special treat everyone. After dissecting and analyzing this lame attempt at feminist humor, I have come to the conclusion that you think that there is no way that cumming on someone's face (female or otherwise) can be construed as an act of love and that it always has to be an act of disprespect, degradation or hate. So basically, I hate my gf. I'm sure that's what you think. You probably hate her too don't you? You probably hate the idea of me cumming on her face so much that it makes your blood boil just thinking about it, and you probably think she is a slut who is somehow giving all other women a bad name, because she likes to explore her sexual fantasies. Stuck-up feminists with boring sex lives remind me of straight male homophobes. They hate gay men so much but they don't know exactly why. Could it be envy? I hate you? I hate your girlfriend? Of course that must be it. I couldn't possibly just be bored at work and entertaining myself by posting nonsense on the Internet. Not when it could be all about... you!
dpr Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 I hate you? I hate your girlfriend? Of course that must be it. I couldn't possibly just be bored at work and entertaining myself by posting nonsense on the Internet. Not when it could be all about... you! Oh right, not me. But every guy who ever dared to spill his poison juice anywhere on his girlfriend or wife except the "proper place," her vagina. We're all evil disrespectful people and we hate women! And yeah the stuff about "sexy Gordon" was nonsensical but sounded like there was some kind of message there? Like "you don't really love your partner if you come on his/her face?" Maybe I'm wrong cuz I couldn't hear your tone of voice. Or maybe you're backpedalling. I guess we'll never know.
Adunaphel Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Taramere, you are just too much for this healthily unsophisticated sexually adventurous lot. Will you marry me? (I am having a boring day at work too )
Trialbyfire Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Again... not necessarily, because what if your man doesn't like facials or anal sex? Or no wait, I forgot, all men like those two things because we're all exactly the same. We also don't read books because we like watching football games on TV instead, and we have trouble expressing our feelings too. Thank god women do it for us. Oh yeah, and we can't cook. I'd say the guide should read: Be sexually adventurous and don't be afraid to try new things, because you are no longer a five-year-old. The end. And this guide should be given to men AND women who want to have fulfilling sex lives. I'm not the person who is suggesting that all people are the same, gender bias or otherwise. If anything, I'm saying that everyone has a preference and preferences should be respected. If I recall correctly, you felt that it was selfish to not want to take it up the ass or have someone ejaculate in your face. As for being sexually adventurous, it's not difficult to be this way. You're just allowed to have preferences and the right to refuse. If your mate wanted to give it to you up the ass with a 24" dildo, I'm guessing you would accommodate?
Author Taramere Posted May 26, 2008 Author Posted May 26, 2008 Oh right, not me. But every guy who ever dared to spill his poison juice anywhere on his girlfriend or wife except the "proper place," her vagina. We're all evil disrespectful people and we hate women! And yeah the stuff about "sexy Gordon" was nonsensical but sounded like there was some kind of message there? Like "you don't really love your partner if you come on his/her face?" Maybe I'm wrong cuz I couldn't hear your tone of voice. Or maybe you're backpedalling. I guess we'll never know. You need to chill. If there's any serious message in my post it's this. I don't happen to think spunk tastes all that great. Do I think it's evil and vile? No, but - and I'm really sorry for being truthful here - it isn't delicious nectar. My point is that even women who wax lyrical about it probably wouldn't choose to sit down and eat a bowl of it. On that basis, I suspect some of the "I love it so much" stuff is more about attention-seeeking than anything else. Of course I could be wrong and it could be that a lot of people do just genuinely enjoy the taste. I didn't mention finding facials degrading - though I note that in an earlier post, you seemed to be saying that you yourself think they are, but that a certain amount of degradation is often part of the thrill of sex. By your logic, we're permitted to feel degraded about it or we're permitted to rave on about it...but under no circumstances are we allowed to laugh about it. Who's really the puritan here? Taramere, you are just too much for this healthily unsophisticated sexually adventurous lot. Will you marry me? (I am having a boring day at work too ) Sorry A, but all that lesbian talk's freaking me out. Please stop.
Adunaphel Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Sorry A, but all that lesbian talk's freaking me out. Please stop. You hurt me. But perhaps it's for the best. It would not work anyway, I'd feel like I have to do all the cooking and end up resentful.
Author Taramere Posted May 26, 2008 Author Posted May 26, 2008 I'd feel like I have to do all the cooking Well, given my culinary notions, you might find that preferable.
Storyrider Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Almost all of us can agree that what goes on in the bedroom between any two individuals is their own business. So I don't see how, if some choose not to receive cum in the face, they should be open to derision. If this doesn't qualify as a "sexual preference" I don't know what does. I also find it fascinating that men who give each other virtual high-fives over "telling it like it is, bro," are so threatened when a female poster does the same from a slightly different POV. Lighten up, guys. Just because we don't long to bathe in your jism doesn't mean we don't think you're hot. We might even go along with it sportingly from time to time if it isn't made into a federal case.
dpr Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 I'm not the person who is suggesting that all people are the same, gender bias or otherwise. If anything, I'm saying that everyone has a preference and preferences should be respected. If I recall correctly, you felt that it was selfish to not want to take it up the ass or have someone ejaculate in your face. As for being sexually adventurous, it's not difficult to be this way. You're just allowed to have preferences and the right to refuse. If your mate wanted to give it to you up the ass with a 24" dildo, I'm guessing you would accommodate? To use the word "preference" would lead me to assume that the person has actually TRIED the sexual act and decided it is not for them. Fine! Of course not everyone likes the same things in bed, not everyone can be turned on by the exact same things that turn their partner on. But for someone to say they hate it without trying it (much like a child decides he/she "hates" broccoli without ever tasting it) or to say "I hate the idea of it," "I would never do that," etc., well I would label that as a "hang-up" and not a "preference." And again... with the 24" dildo... if my gf was really into it, I'd try. Not saying it would work but I'd try. Incidentally, I'm bi, so it's not like a dildo up my ass some big crazy deal for me, though I can't say I've ever even seen a 24" one lol
Storyrider Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 well I would label that as a "hang-up" and not a "preference." It is really helpful for me in the bedroom to imagine a peanut gallery much like that on American Idol, holding up signs to rate whether my emotional reactions qualify as hangups or preferences.
Trialbyfire Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 To use the word "preference" would lead me to assume that the person has actually TRIED the sexual act and decided it is not for them. Fine! Of course not everyone likes the same things in bed, not everyone can be turned on by the exact same things that turn their partner on. But for someone to say they hate it without trying it (much like a child decides he/she "hates" broccoli without ever tasting it) or to say "I hate the idea of it," "I would never do that," etc., well I would label that as a "hang-up" and not a "preference." And again... with the 24" dildo... if my gf was really into it, I'd try. Not saying it would work but I'd try. Incidentally, I'm bi, so it's not like a dildo up my ass some big crazy deal for me, though I can't say I've ever even seen a 24" one lol Not one person has said they won't try. What they've expressed is that they don't like it. There is one thing I won't try and that's anal. I have my reasons of which the vast majority is hygiene based. Nothing goes up, where poop comes down. I like the idea of retaining the ability to use my sphincter muscles for the job they were created for, which is to hold in the poop so I don't have to worry about tire tracks in my underwear. It's proven that anal can do permanent damage to this area.
dpr Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Almost all of us can agree that what goes on in the bedroom between any two individuals is their own business. So I don't see how, if some choose not to receive cum in the face, they should be open to derision. If this doesn't qualify as a "sexual preference" I don't know what does. I also find it fascinating that men who give each other virtual high-fives over "telling it like it is, bro," are so threatened when a female poster does the same from a slightly different POV. Lighten up, guys. Just because we don't long to bathe in your jism doesn't mean we don't think you're hot. We might even go along with it sportingly from time to time if it isn't made into a federal case. Again, preference and hang-up are two totally different things. If you've TRIED it and you absolutely hate it, there's not much you can do. I doubt any guy would be turned on by a girl who just pretends to be into it, anyway. But the fact of the matter is that your man may really like it, and if you both communicate your wants and desires to each other than hopefully you will know that. Sexual desires that go unfulfilled could be potential deal-breakers. Of course I am not saying "All guys will leave you if you don't take it on the face," because I can't speak for all guys. And anyway, I am sure that a lot of guys aren't even turned on by it. But the fact of the matter is that some guys are, and if their partner isn't, then they are sexually incompatible (in a small or large way, depending on how much this hypothetical guy is into facials). I can think a lot of sexual hang-ups that could cause people to "seek love elsewhere." How many women posting on here would stay with a guy who refused to go down on them? What if he tried it and decided he hated it? "Eww... it's just TOO disgusting. Even the thought of it, I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm sorry honey... So, can we have sex now?" I guess if you truly love him, it's no big deal right? OF COURSE IT IS!!! You'd be sexually unsatisfied (you black girls out there can back me up on this... kidding, only kidding.) All I'm trying to say is... is it REALLY that big of a deal that someone could actually hate it that much? Or are you just being a tad immature about it? Ewwwwww... icky..... yuck! It's sex, grow up. I mean I can think of a lot worse things that would cause me to come to the sad conclusion that I am sexually incompatible with my partner. Like scat, for example? That would be a true dilemma to work through with the one you love.
dpr Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Not one person has said they won't try. What they've expressed is that they don't like it. There is one thing I won't try and that's anal. I have my reasons of which the vast majority is hygiene based. Nothing goes up, where poop comes down. I like the idea of retaining the ability to use my sphincter muscles for the job they were created for, which is to hold in the poop so I don't have to worry about tire tracks in my underwear. It's proven that anal can do permanent damage to this area. omg that is so ridiculously childish. where has it been proven? Yeah well I can think of a group that would disagree with you. They're called "Gay Men and Straight Women Everywhere Who Have Had No Problems Having Regular Anal Sex Because - As Your Doctor Will Tell You - It Is Perfectly Safe If You Take Proper Precautions." I've been ****ed in the ass before, and contrary to what your priest may be telling you, **** doesn't spontaneously fall out of my ass when I'm walking down the street. just try it already, you big scaredy. lol
Nemo Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 It is really helpful for me in the bedroom to imagine a peanut gallery much like that on American Idol, holding up signs to rate whether my emotional reactions qualify as hangups or preferences. :lmao: Exactly. It doesn't qualify as a hangup unless you actually want to do it. Having something demeaning done to you is fine if that's what makes you happy. Such a woman probably has to put up with a lot of idiocy from their semen sprinkler in daily life, so what's one more thing? The simple man spends much of his time like a dog, marking his territory. Don't be surprised if a golden shower is next on the list. It's all about control. Some guys are control freaks, although they have much trouble admitting it.
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