Touche Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 a fixed election what else is new? the lead must not be so grand whats a socialist to do? No idea i agree socialists must hide the gap is wide barack should be mocked obama should be better than mama Link to post Share on other sites
Disillusioned Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I wrote this little ditty a couple of years ago: The Speed-Dating Party 12-30-2005, by KE6WNH It was quite a while since I’d been on a date, Up ‘til then, I was resigned to my fate. I’d given up parties, and hanging with slobs For a bachelor’s life: I was holding three jobs. So I heard of speed dating, I’d give it a fling, Maybe I’d get a chick under my wing. That sure would be nice, just to break the routine, So I bought some new duds, and was looking quite keen. I got to the place, it was a small sleazy bar, The stupid valet put a dent in my car. Our disorganized hostess forgot half her notes, A relief to the shills with forged tags on their coats! She announced, “in five minutes, the party will start, So listen up, don’t try to cheat or act smart. Pick a number, and sit yourselves down at a table, We’re going to do this as best as we’re able.” First was a blonde who was soused to the gills. She slurred to me “so, what do YOU do for thrills?” I proceeeded to tell her, but as I sat there, Her zombie kicked in: she fell out of her chair. Next was a redhead who looked like a man. She was beefy and burly, her skin was quite tan. “What do you do?” she rasped, like she really should know. “Because I chop down pine trees, way out in the snow.” The next girl mustn’t have got many guys With her Frankenstein hairdo and Dracula eyes. She turned to me, asking if this was exciting, But this monster-babe was anything but inviting. Next was some outlandish chick from Japan, All of eighteen---and she wanted a MAN? The type she was seeking, she hadn’t a clue. The way that she dressed, she belonged in a zoo. The girl after that one just didn’t look right. Her voice was a croak, and her face was a fright. I though to myself, “am I out of my tree? Or is this girl in front of me, really a he?” With the last girl, I couldn’t even communicate. She’d already passed out, with her face in her plate. Couldn’t tell what she looked like, but she must’ve had taste, As she slept so sweetly in her tomato paste. At the end of the farce, our hostess was happy. “You got what you came for, so stop looking sappy! You all wanted to date, quick as a dash, But I’m going to leave here, with most of your cash.” So, I tried on speed-dating, if nothing for size. I’m older, I’m poorer, still lonesome---but wise. Save your money, or go to the fair for a thrill. ‘Cause speed-dating’s no more than a crooked cash-mill. Link to post Share on other sites
Lovelybird Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 two women here a bird and a goddess who needs porn? a threesome! its obvious! you still need some cleansing, wolf Head knowledge is very different from heart knowledge Reading is different from knowing If you know this Then do you play "bad" intentionally? Why? Some of your talks show you have that seed inside That seed would grow and shine through Has you been born again? Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Passion drinks women. Hard heavy cougars scream Sweetly, the milfs come Link to post Share on other sites
Meaplus3 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Milfs what are they? That sounds very gay What kind of game does wolf play:laugh: I better stay away. Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Milfs what are they? That sounds very gay What kind of game does wolf play:laugh: I better stay away. if you don't know what i say you can always ask away liking a m.i.l.f. is far from gay quite the opposite, if you may you may even be one yourself, and that's A-OK Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Wetly, hair bounces. A moist kiss fills warm passion. The tongues drink shudders. passion begets urgency. a loud night awaits all Link to post Share on other sites
Meaplus3 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 if you don't know what i say you can always ask away liking a m.i.l.f. is far from gay quite the opposite, if you may you may even be one yourself, and that's A-OK Well then Milf I may be but Cougar NO Sir..E I'll ask if I like As long as you don't bite Link to post Share on other sites
annieo Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 lovelybird you misconstrued my words I wasn't talking about you but all of us me included dropped in our skins our ancestors sins situations of time and place they chose us we didn't choose them and past them we all try to push like persistent plants in a dry patch of land if anyone has an alcohol nurse parents of full and empty purse sick-headed leaders, drunk on their rage it's me that why I mentioned it that's my life it's me it fits and so I writ Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Bare lovers, wear sweat Screaming, the whispers moan. Aches penetrate heat. Sex tongues the languid mounds. Heat probes wetly raw breasts. Link to post Share on other sites
Lovelybird Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 lovelybird you misconstrued my words I wasn't talking about you but all of us me included dropped in our skins our ancestors sins situations of time and place they chose us we didn't choose them and past them we all try to push like persistent plants in a dry patch of land if anyone has an alcohol nurse parents of full and empty purse sick-headed leaders, drunk on their rage it's me that why I mentioned it that's my life it's me it fits and so I writ I see I got it Later I thought it was out of your character to mean what I thought it was I should say it's my misunderstanding sooner Your poems are beautiful Maybe I really have guilty conscience about some of my ancestors Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 she is never where i expect to find her even though i travel a long way the path is fulled with peril running, jumping, swimming i never tire the great outdoors the deepest dungeons through the treacherous waters i swim i'll pull the flags down and reclaim the castle in your name i just seek to see your face and see you free just once my princess my peach i always knew you just in the next castle... Link to post Share on other sites
annieo Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I see I got it Later I thought it was out of your character to mean what I thought it was I should say it's my misunderstanding sooner Your poems are beautiful Maybe I really have guilty conscience about some of my ancestors We ALL have guilty ancestors and some of us, fathers as in the fatherland (Germany) try living that down so worry not about your kin and I'm glad you got the poem and got me I may have a lot of shameful vices (sloth, vanity, lust, anger) but hating based on race on where your home country lies is thankfully not one of them your poems are lovely, too perched on high, making us look up for a change Link to post Share on other sites
Lovelybird Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 thanks, annieo, mine isn't poem, just write whatever I feel like Where are you? Time to wait on God Time to move? It is a secret I want to know It is a regret I don't want to have Tomorrow is another new day I want God's grace covers the old ones No matter what happened yesterday Tomorrow is another new day The human mind plans the way, but the Lord directs the steps. In the deep of valley Do you see friends? If you see a few Then you found real ones Sometimes you will find Only Lord is the one Stand by your side Understand you and know your heart see your tears and embrace your weaknesses Do you have real friends? Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 i like the darkness when i'm alone i need it dusty, quiet, and discreet it's as close to the abyss that i can get so soothing stay out Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 i love her eyes i love her hair i love the way she doesn't really care she's her own person but she's not for the masses she even looks great in glasses i miss her voice don't see her around i wonder if she shaves her mound Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I hate dust Like it if you must I need light Especially if it's hot and white I really can't stand PETA They'd pick an animal over a little girl named Rita What's more important...animals or my fur coat? I say let's put them all on a boat Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 the darkness is soothing and so private i wish i was still scared of the night alas no longer because maybe i am the monster now? in the nothingness, everything is equal its only you and yourself no judging, no self conscientious one can rest in the peacefulness Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Too many cyber monsters for me to count On my hot dog I love sauerkraut Lovelybird is so cute with her love of god It sems so mod Nope, no friends for me I'll stick to my immediate family They love and accept me Unconditionally I'm very lucky:love: Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Too many cyber monsters for me to count On my hot dog I love sauerkraut Lovelybird is so cute with her love of god It sems so mod Nope, no friends for me I'll stick to my immediate family They love and accept me Unconditionally I'm very lucky:love: I'm though trusting It usually turns out disgusting Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 i love ketchup on my hashbrowns along with some syrup and salt haven't had that in awhile i would also like a chocolate malt lovelybird is a doll and with her i sometimes confide i never use All or Cheer i prefer Arm & Hammer powder or Tide friends are overrated not many really last they usually only think of themselves lies and betrayl come fast family is important yours is good I bet luck is something uncontrollable they bad type is the only kind I get Link to post Share on other sites
Meaplus3 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 That's a shame your luck is bad Mines just fine and dandy Ketchup around for your hashbrowns That must come in handy. My real friends stick with me through thick and thin This much I know is true the ones that don't I have know problem telling them to take a poo. Wolf your cool your really are You seem just like a shining star. Who ever you really are. Link to post Share on other sites
LikeTheWolf Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 maybe i was too rash dissing all friends there are some good ones that stick around to the end thank you meaplus for reminding me of such things self pity is silly but sometimes, life just stings i count two online now that are very good friends and i hope they stick around i like the messages they send Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 People are two-faced Or do I expect too much? I agree about telling those who aren't real to take a poo. TAKE A POO! You know who you are! Accept me as I am or take a hike Give as much as I give or don't think we're at all alike Link to post Share on other sites
Meaplus3 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Two faced people yes they suck Especially those that don't give a F*** Why they have so much anger one will never know but they sure don't have issues letting it show. So take the good and forget the bad Who cares if you end up had It will only make you mad! Link to post Share on other sites
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