Author White Flower Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: The key to mental health.... I guess Heff has to be the sanest guy on the planet, then? At least he's open and up front. Lucky B******! is what most guys must think. I can hear my STBXH now, 'It only takes money!' And laying down the ground rules up front. Link to post Share on other sites
OWoman Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 At least he's open and up front. Lucky B******! is what most guys must think. I can hear my STBXH now, 'It only takes money!' And laying down the ground rules up front. Well, I suppose there's a certain kind of girl who's happy to be a Playboy bunny. I must confess I find the idea of fawning over a guy who hangs out in his dressing gown and slippers all day just a little seedy. Link to post Share on other sites
Author White Flower Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 Well, I suppose there's a certain kind of girl who's happy to be a Playboy bunny. I must confess I find the idea of fawning over a guy who hangs out in his dressing gown and slippers all day just a little seedy. Not sure I could fawn either, but I'm sure most guys would be envious of his position...at least once in a while. Heck, most guys would be happy to be Heff just once! Link to post Share on other sites
OWoman Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Not sure I could fawn either, but I'm sure most guys would be envious of his position...at least once in a while. Heck, most guys would be happy to be Heff just once! So long as a camera crew was there to record the moment for posterity, so they could show it off to their buddies as they embellished tales of Tiffany, Savannah and Whitney giving it to them in the jacuzzi... Link to post Share on other sites
Lyssa Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Looks like everyone is having fun in this thread! Link to post Share on other sites
OWoman Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Looks like everyone is having fun in this thread! Come join in! Link to post Share on other sites
grogster Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Not sure I could fawn either, but I'm sure most guys would be envious of his position...at least once in a while. Heck, most guys would be happy to be Heff just once! I'm as decadent as the next guy, but I've never envied Heff'. I've always found the pajama-clad gnome silly, sad and needy. He's even more pathetic now that he's in his dotage, eats Viagra like M&M's and surrounds himself with peroxide blondes who tower over his shrunken, wizened and hunched-over body.To me, Heff's a "little" man in every sense of the word. At the end of the day, the whole "Playboy" thing had very little to do with real sex and real women. It was a cartoon fantasy ably marketed by a man who leads a cartoon life. The bunny's a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
OWoman Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I've always found the pajama-clad gnome silly, sad and needy. The dressing gown and slippers thing is probably intended to signal "bedroom" but to me it's always signalled "hospital ward". (Maybe because that's the only time I wear pyjamas, but I still can't shake the image.) Sickness, not sex. Link to post Share on other sites
grogster Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 The dressing gown and slippers thing is probably intended to signal "bedroom" but to me it's always signalled "hospital ward". (Maybe because that's the only time I wear pyjamas, but I still can't shake the image.) Sickness, not sex. Yes, you're right. The whole all-day pajama thing was laughable. I can't take any man seriously who refuses to get dressed. Link to post Share on other sites
Lookingforward Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 The dressing gown and slippers thing is probably intended to signal "bedroom" but to me it's always signalled "hospital ward". (Maybe because that's the only time I wear pyjamas, but I still can't shake the image.) Sickness, not sex. yep - me too - especially as there's NOTHING "sexy" about the whole getup on heff LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Tomcat33 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I can't take any man seriously who refuses to get dressed. :lmao: Love that line. Not to mention it denotes a total state of depression...hmmmm I wonder if Heff has actually been suffering from depression all these years and here we thought he had it made. Link to post Share on other sites
Lookingforward Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Funny how much the perception would change if it was a WOMAN sluffing around the house all day in pajamas, slippers and a robe............ Link to post Share on other sites
Tomcat33 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Funny how much the perception would change if it was a WOMAN sluffing around the house all day in pajamas, slippers and a robe............ SO true. But if she were schlepping around the house in a see through babydoll robe with garters and and a pink boa lined pair of stilletto slippers that changes everything. I think he was "aiming" for the male verision of that. Maybe he has that testicular condition where they are overgrown and he can't put on a pair of pants, he needs those Hammer-time MC Hammer pants from the 90s and he figured the robe was more attractive. (hey that's the second time I am making reference to a man's genitals in this thread. Being in the Dr Phill thread is proving to be like looking at ink blot spots, "what do you see when you look at this card...") Link to post Share on other sites
grogster Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 :lmao: Love that line. Not to mention it denotes a total state of depression...hmmmm I wonder if Heff has actually been suffering from depression all these years and here we thought he had it made. The all day pajama attire implies clinical depression, agoraphobia or an adult-child's refusal to grow up. I suspect the latter. As for Heff's penis, I suspect he's hung like a rabbit. So the Playboy "Bunny" thing is fitting. Link to post Share on other sites
Author White Flower Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 The all day pajama attire implies clinical depression, agoraphobia or an adult-child's refusal to grow up. I suspect the latter. As for Heff's penis, I suspect he's hung like a rabbit. So the Playboy "Bunny" thing is fitting. :lmao::lmao:This was hilarious!:lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
OWoman Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 As for Heff's penis, I suspect he's hung like a rabbit. So the Playboy "Bunny" thing is fitting. Not just a hare brained scheme then? Link to post Share on other sites
Tomcat33 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 As for Heff's penis, I suspect he's hung like a rabbit. So the Playboy "Bunny" thing is fitting. Ha that's hilarious !!! :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 So is Phil getting divorced or what? Enquiring minds want to know! Heff is a disgusting creature... ugh... I couldn't imagine that dirty old man on top of me, naked with just his fuzzy slippers on. Link to post Share on other sites
Author White Flower Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 So is Phil getting divorced or what? Enquiring minds want to know! Heff is a disgusting creature... ugh... I couldn't imagine that dirty old man on top of me, naked with just his fuzzy slippers on. So far no confirmations. What do you think about this? Years ago when Phil was still on Oprah a woman complained to him that her H really courted her previous to marriage and he was very romantic. He would throw rose petals on the floor making a path of them leading to the bed, have a gourmet meal prepared for them, etc. After M, he completely dropped this behavior. She had married this guy BECAUSE he was romantic and that is WHY she fell in love with him. Dr. Phil told her that her expectations were unrealistic and that she should simply get over it. I was fuming! Many people wrote to him about it so he brought the couple back on the show to straighten it out but he never really backed down. I think he should have backed the wife up. If a man shows you certain characteristics during the courting, he better keep it up during the marriage. The wife said her husband had completely changed and didn't even show a LITTLE bit of romance at all after marriage. What do you think? Was Dr. Phil right? Link to post Share on other sites
JackJack Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 So is Phil getting divorced or what? Enquiring minds want to know! Heff is a disgusting creature... ugh... I couldn't imagine that dirty old man on top of me, naked with just his fuzzy slippers on. Have you ever seen The Girls Next Door? The show about these three who live with Heff? That one girl Holly, shes really pretty, and she is now talking about wanting a child with him. Well of course it would have to be for the money. Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Have you ever seen The Girls Next Door? The show about these three who live with Heff? That one girl Holly, shes really pretty, and she is now talking about wanting a child with him. Well of course it would have to be for the money. I think his sperm need wheel chairs to get around by now don't they? Link to post Share on other sites
JackJack Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I think his sperm need wheel chairs to get around by now don't they? :lmao: OK back on topic. I'm not sure if Dr. Phil is getting divorced or not. I say, if he is, he is. If he's not he's not. Link to post Share on other sites
Author White Flower Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 I think his sperm need wheel chairs to get around by now don't they? Now sperm in wheel chairs. There's a visual for ya;) Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 :lmao: OK back on topic. I'm not sure if Dr. Phil is getting divorced or not. I say, if he is, he is. If he's not he's not. Im sensing that this story is true tabloid fluff. Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Now sperm in wheel chairs. There's a visual for ya;) Sperm don't have arms so I'm having a difficult time visualizing it. Link to post Share on other sites
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