Tomcat33 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 You sure have an imagination, TC!! to my own detriment at times...but that's another show... Link to post Share on other sites
OWoman Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Heff is a disgusting creature... ugh... I couldn't imagine that dirty old man on top of me, naked with just his fuzzy slippers on. I reckon that exertion would tire him out. More likely it's female superior - I'll bet he doesn't do more than part his dressing gown a little while they sit on his lap. Like Santa without the beard, I suppose.... Link to post Share on other sites
OWoman Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Sperm don't have arms so I'm having a difficult time visualizing it. I'll bet his are so aged they do - kinda like a tadpole grows legs? Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Hey!!! the Moustache is mine!!!! lol Link to post Share on other sites
OpenBook Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Am I the only one whose stomach lurches at the very thought of putting "sex" and "Dr. Phil" in the same sentence??:sick: I'm not feeling so good... Link to post Share on other sites
grogster Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I reckon that exertion would tire him out. More likely it's female superior - I'll bet he doesn't do more than part his dressing gown a little while they sit on his lap. Like Santa without the beard, I suppose.... Hef's probably overjoyed when on that rare occasion he reaches half-staff. Link to post Share on other sites
OWoman Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Hef's probably overjoyed when on that rare occasion he reaches half-staff. I'm assuming you're not referring to half the nursing staff that are changing his adult nappies or giving him his blanket bath? Link to post Share on other sites
Lookingforward Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Am I the only one whose stomach lurches at the very thought of putting "sex" and "Dr. Phil" in the same sentence??:sick: I'm not feeling so good... the thought has a definite ewwwwwwwwwww factor Link to post Share on other sites
OWoman Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 the thought has a definite ewwwwwwwwwww factor I sure don't want him "Phillling" me up.... Link to post Share on other sites
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