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God hates me. Obviously.
God hates me too. Want to start a rebellion?
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God hates me. Obviously.

 

Not true.

 

I don't want you to be alone. I have the perfect woman for y...ooops...sorry.

 

This SO sucks!

 

:mad:

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It's a curse, for sure. Maybe you have too much magnetism for your own good? I mean, you're at least one reason why I just know I was always meant to be gay.

 

ha ha. Shut up, Nemo. Citizen Erased should whip you more.

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She probably knows exactly how you feel.

 

I wouldn't despair. Give it some time and keep being friendly, but don't put all your eggs in this basket. Don't watch the pot boil, whatever.

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Not true.

 

I don't want you to be alone. I have the perfect woman for y...ooops...sorry.

 

This SO sucks!

 

:mad:

 

Perfect, but far away.

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ha ha. Shut up, Nemo. Citizen Erased should whip you more.

 

I'm willing to provide this service. :p

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burning 4 revenge
Perfect, but far away.
You could be like me and have pretend relationships with women who live far away and already have real mates
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You could be like me and have pretend relationships with women who live far away and already have real mates

 

That's so stupid.

 

Maybe Johan can screw his courage up and try for a woman who is actually available and who really is interested in him.

 

Or maybe he's too scared to do that?

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You could be like me and have pretend relationships with women who live far away and already have real mates

 

Ha ha. How many ways are there to get involved with someone who isn't really available to you? I've tried several, including that one.

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Nope. Distance can be overcome.

She's right. You have heaps of cash, and a fuel-efficient stable of vehicles. What more does one need, besides a willing genital region? Well, unless you're talking about Australia. I mean, that place really is the arse end of the World.

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Maybe Johan can screw his courage up and try for a woman who is actually available and who really is interested in him.

well, true, i never had those elements
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Ha ha. How many ways are there to get involved with someone who isn't really available to you? I've tried several, including that one.

 

Of course you have.

 

Getting involved with someone who is really available and interested is beyond you, right?

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well, true, i never had those elements

 

Maybe you haven't. But Johan has.

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Wow! I go to the kitchen for to make one peanutbutter sandwich and I miss the party!

 

Nemo, clothes gone. And if Johan is the reason you're gay, you're the reason I'd have a sex change luv.

 

But of course, I'd still want Johan like all the rest... It's just, I'm no match for Touche. And really? Who is? :)

 

Carrot aka, that ignorant slut picking splinters out of her bum.

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You know Johan , it's nice to just have a crush every now and then. Its a great distraction even if it is slightly torturous . Don't make any sudden moves. Just enjoy the company and friendship of someone whom you like. Time will tell.

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She's right. You have heaps of cash, and a fuel-efficient stable of vehicles. What more does one need, besides a willing genital region? Well, unless you're talking about Australia. I mean, that place really is the arse end of the World.

 

:lmao: Actually, that would be Antarctica. ;)

 

Just because a certain someone may be interested in Johan doesn't mean he is interested in her. ;)

 

Although it would be nice to have another Spidey and Kitty around here :p

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You know Johan , it's nice to just have a crush every now and then. Its a great distraction even if it is slightly torturous . Don't make any sudden moves. Just enjoy the company and friendship of someone whom you like. Time will tell.

I disagree. Perhaps it alleviates the boredom, but it certainly isn't "nice".

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I disagree. Perhaps it alleviates the boredom, but it certainly isn't "nice".

 

Perhaps you have not yet reached the apex of boredom.Besides, who's nice anyway?

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Perhaps you have not yet reached the apex of boredom.
Oh my God do you have any idea who you're talking to?
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Oh my God do you have any idea who you're talking to?

 

Oh wait , its from time lapse.

You always seem to know just how to entertain yourself B4.

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Oh my God do you have any idea who you're talking to?

 

:lmao: I know it's not nice, but I thought the same thing when I read that. :p

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