sb129 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I am definitely pretty enough to trick some rich guy into falling in love with me and keeping me in the lifestyle to which I will become accustomed. Hopefully he won't make me sign a prenup, and I can inherit all his wealth too. now THATS ambition honey. Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Well, just between you and me, I was actually thinking of dumping WB, after all, he is just wonderful in every way except he isn't rich enough, therefore he expects me to go to work, because he admires my educational achievements and my intelligence. So i was thinking of finding myself a sugar daddy, maybe doing an Anna Nicole Smith? She is one SMART lady, I her and would love to be just like her. Without dying, obviously. Sweetheart, make sure you marry him, then get a piece of whatever he owns before you flip him for a better model. You've already put so much work into him. *twirls hair around finger, dangles sandal from a manicured foot* Link to post Share on other sites
nittygritty Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Sweetheart, make sure you marry him, then get a piece of whatever he owns before you flip him for a better model. You've already put so much work into him. *twirls hair around finger, dangles sandal from a manicured foot* The real money is in the child support. Link to post Share on other sites
sb129 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Oh, I will. I will keep those Tiffany diamonds too. They ARE a girls best friend after all. -sb129 (struggling to keep up a charade that really couldn't be further from the truth but is OH so much fun) Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 The real money is in the child support. *stares at perfectly manicured hand* I never thought of that before. Should she adopt? Having children mars the body, doesn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Oh, I will. I will keep those Tiffany diamonds too. They ARE a girls best friend after all. -sb129 (struggling to keep up a charade that really couldn't be further from the truth but is OH so much fun) Charade? No charade here. I must get to the spa soon. I think I have a hang nail! Eeeekkkk! Link to post Share on other sites
nittygritty Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 *stares at perfectly manicured hand* I never thought of that before. Should she adopt? Having children mars the body, doesn't it? Nah, just starve yourself and don't breast feed. Link to post Share on other sites
lemony fresh Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Possibly or maybe someone with a weak ego taught him to degrade and devalue women. Either way, I feel sorry for any woman that would tolerate the kind of relationship he'd offer. I see what you're saying but it's kinda mean, don't you think? Link to post Share on other sites
sb129 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 *stares at perfectly manicured hand* I never thought of that before. Should she adopt? Having children mars the body, doesn't it? Not if you have a good O&G and plastic surgeon and have a tummy tuck at the same time as the Caesarean. They do "New mommy packages".... sounds great. And then you can chuck the kids at the nanny anyway while you go to the gym and beauty appointments etc. Link to post Share on other sites
porter218 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I love this:laugh:. A few of Max's absolute nemesis have taken over this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Nah, just starve yourself and don't breast feed. More good advice! Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Not if you have a good O&G and plastic surgeon and have a tummy tuck at the same time as the Caesarean. They do "New mommy packages".... sounds great. And then you can chuck the kids at the nanny anyway while you go to the gym and beauty appointments etc. You don't need advice. You know so much! I'm saving this thread for future reference. *hugs and air kisses* Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I love this:laugh:. A few of Max's absolute nemesis have taken over this thread. Dahling, we're only as good as we look! Link to post Share on other sites
sb129 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Mwah Mwah. I MUST dash..... I had cocktails and champagne with the girlies last night, and I simply have to wash my hair and repaint my toenails in time for my shopping and lunch trip tomorrow. I have spent all day in bed with Wonderboy running around after me- the promise of a BJ gets me ANYTHING. Link to post Share on other sites
nittygritty Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I see what you're saying but it's kinda mean, don't you think? I didn't mean it to be mean. I think there is a real problem at the base of this type of negative views towards the opposite sex and if he wanted advice or help with his problem, I'd recommend professional counseling. Link to post Share on other sites
porter218 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Mwah Mwah. I MUST dash..... I had cocktails and champagne with the girlies last night, and I simply have to wash my hair and repaint my toenails in time for my shopping and lunch trip tomorrow. I have spent all day in bed with Wonderboy running around after me- the promise of a BJ gets me ANYTHING. Oh , such hard work it is for us pretty ones. Link to post Share on other sites
sb129 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I love this:laugh:. A few of Max's absolute nemesis have taken over this thread. Oh yeah baby. I find that being pretty helps me get SO many things. In fact, I am sure I only got both my degrees because I always sat at the front of the lecture theatre with a low cut top on, but who cares right- if you've got it, use it, I always say. I have slept with every boss I have ever had- hellooooo promotions! And because my co-worker has the hots for me, he covers up for me when I mess up at work... I always manage to get little discounts on things when I flutter my eyelashes, and I NEVER have to pay for a drink if I go to a bar. Life is just peachy! Link to post Share on other sites
porter218 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I didn't mean it to be mean. I think there is a real problem at the base of this type of negative views towards the opposite sex and if he wanted advice or help with his problem, I'd recommend professional counseling. Actually I find his mentality to be quite worrisome. In his other threads he is trying to find out how to trick a woman into sleeping with him. He was asking "how to distract the female mind long enough to get her into bed". I just don't see how he doesn't understand it is his awful attitude that has made it so hard to snag a woman. Link to post Share on other sites
sb129 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Oh , such hard work it is for us pretty ones. Dahling, I am simply POOPED! Dancing in heels is hard work you know, especially after a HARD day of shopping and having coffee. Link to post Share on other sites
sb129 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 In his other threads he is trying to find out how to trick a woman into sleeping with him. He was asking "how to distract the female mind long enough to get her into bed".. Talking about how rich you are usually helps. :rolleyes: (Actually, sadly, some women actually do let us down by falling for that BS.) I have my serious hat back on.....for now. Link to post Share on other sites
porter218 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Dahling, I am simply POOPED! Dancing in heels is hard work you know, especially after a HARD day of shopping and having coffee. I know, people just don't understand. Shopping in my Gucci heals is really a chore. And those lines at Starbucks I have to wait in. How dare Max say pretty women have it easy. pft. Link to post Share on other sites
porter218 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Shopping in my Gucci heals is really a chore. . Actually that really is hard. They do hurt.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
nittygritty Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Actually I find his mentality to be quite worrisome. In his other threads he is trying to find out how to trick a woman into sleeping with him. He was asking "how to distract the female mind long enough to get her into bed". I just don't see how he doesn't understand it is his awful attitude that has made it so hard to snag a woman. I think he's aware that there is some sort of problem. He just hasn't identified what the problem really is and who it really belongs to. Link to post Share on other sites
lemony fresh Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 He is very much like Woggle in that he posts very illogical statements simply to get reactions. For some reason, people defend Woggle though and give him excuses. Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 He is very much like Woggle in that he posts very illogical statements simply to get reactions. For some reason, people defend Woggle though and give him excuses. Some of us have grown quite fond of our resident misogynist. Link to post Share on other sites
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