Fritz The Cat Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica][sIZE=2]There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion. Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven. Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still around. [/sIZE][/FONT] Link to post Share on other sites
Lizzie60 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Aahhhh come on... Link to post Share on other sites
The Collector Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 To be fair, he should have told her he was blind too. That's like some weird, controlling, insecurity thing - and then he gave her his eyeballs? Euw. Link to post Share on other sites
Snuggle Tiger Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 "IC!" said the blind man, as he wired up a 741... Get it? 741? IC? As in 741 operational amplifier, an integrated circuit? You know, an IC? Well, you might think that was lame, but it was funny in my high school electronics class back in 1976. OK, how about this one? "IC!" said the blind man, as he wired up an NE555... Oh come on, the NE555 is a timer chip dating back to the early 70's! Over a billion 555's are sold every year, how can you not know about the 555? Bunch of technological savages here on LS, I swear... Link to post Share on other sites
Angel1111 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Maybe he should've given her just one eye. Then they would've been even. Hey, I'm all for positive thinking and appreciating the things you have but some people have legitimate complaints about their spouses, they have awful jobs, etc. But to keep your standards low just because other people don't have the same opportunities as you doesn't do anyone else any good. My xh used to use this kind of logic when he was trying to get me to stay with him - he didn't cheat, he wasn't a psycho, he didn't hit me, etc. That still didn't change the huge differences between us and how he made me want to shoot myself. I would love to have a spouse but I don't envy anyone who has a spouse that they can't stand to be around. Been there, done that. It's so not worth it. So while it's great to appreciate what you have, it's also wise to recognize that it still doesn't work for you. Link to post Share on other sites
Angel1111 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 "IC!" said the blind man, as he wired up a 741...quote] This is how I used to hear that one: "I see!" said the blind man to his deaf son. So silly. Link to post Share on other sites
o0oscar0o Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 omg that was like one of god awful pathetic emails or facebook msgs that gets passed around way too often. Link to post Share on other sites
kyleargyle Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I think he should at least ask for his eyes back. Link to post Share on other sites
Final Girl Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 How manipulative was that story?? I HATE those kind of stories..they always seem to be in chain e-mails!! Link to post Share on other sites
Shygirl15 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Fritz, that post is incomplete. It's supposed to end with something like "share this to 15 people or you'll lose the most precious thing in your life!" Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 "IC!" said the blind man, as he wired up a 741... Get it? 741? IC? As in 741 operational amplifier, an integrated circuit? You know, an IC? Well, you might think that was lame, but it was funny in my high school electronics class back in 1976. OK, how about this one? "IC!" said the blind man, as he wired up an NE555... Oh come on, the NE555 is a timer chip dating back to the early 70's! Over a billion 555's are sold every year, how can you not know about the 555? Bunch of technological savages here on LS, I swear... I got 'em both - before the explanations... Link to post Share on other sites
Lizzie60 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 How manipulative was that story?? I HATE those kind of stories..they always seem to be in chain e-mails!! I never read those.. I delete them right away.. all those chain emails are ridiculous.. some are even asking for donations.. geezzz.. Link to post Share on other sites
Lishy Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 As if he would have donated both eyes hahhaha And can you donate eyes that work? lol She was a meanie wasnt she! Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 This will bring a tear to your eye Yeah, my eyes always water when I barf.... This will bring a tear to your eye Yeah, except both of mine were cut out to donate to my ungrateful ex-wife... Link to post Share on other sites
The Collector Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 I just realised Lizzie and Lishy are two different members. Who is that fox in your avatar Lishy? Same question Lizzie. Link to post Share on other sites
kchiapet95 Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 I don't know about anyone else, but all I thought of when I read the title of this thread was that Ray Charles song...I don't know the name but it's like, "Iiiitttt brinnngggss a tear...to my eye...when I beginnn....to realiiiiiiize...." You know, that one? WTF is that song called? I know, I'm weird! Link to post Share on other sites
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