IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Well, a child with ADD and a man with E.D. might be too much on me. I'm just one woman. I agree, one of them has got to go! Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Well, there are several degrees of ED, and there's a rating system when it comes to it. You rate your erections from 1-4. one being flaccid and 4 being hard enough for penetration. Most guys that have early symptoms of ED have erections between 2 and 3. 3 being hard but not hard enough for penetration. The "salutes" he gave me where definently a 4 or 5 for that matter. He had on slacks and I could tell that he was sticking straight out. I looked down at him and he said, "Oh, I'm so sorry. Excuse me." and backed up. It doesn't take much time for this to happen either. Last night, he hugged me goodbye for 5 seconds and BAM he draws his weapon. He knew he had just told me he had ED, so if he could control this and not salute me right then, he would have. This doesn't look like a man he is having an ED problem. Also, I think a man who knew he had ED would take the words "Motel" and "Hotel" clear out of his vocabulary when talking to a new woman. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 [sIZE=2]Darren, I'm very concerned that you were not being honest with me when you said that you have ED. From where I'm standing, it seems that you are constantly erect. I need to know that you are sincere in what you are telling me. I really want to go forward with you, but I can not do so until I can examine you to verify that you in fact suffer from ED. We can do the examination at my house later this evening and please understand that there will not be any sexual activity involved. This will be a simple examination that I will do manually. Please let me know if you are in agreement with this. V/r, Jane [/sIZE] Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Jane - Are you insane? You can tell me.[/sIZE] Hell yes! You can examine me anytime you want, but when you're done, I want to EXAMINE you. Are you a doctor now? Neither am I so this should really be fun. Why don’t I pick you up one of those nurses uniforms and we can role play. Can’t wait, Darren Link to post Share on other sites
The Collector Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 He's not pissed off, he thinks you're playfully offering sex. As would I if I received your email. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 [sIZE=2]Jane - I have never been so incensed with anger in all my life. It's going to hurt me, but I think your ass is DONE! You'd better show me a crack pipe or something that can explain what what you were thinking when you sent me this $#!+! D [/sIZE] Link to post Share on other sites
rod_in_gtown Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Yeah, he's not pissed off. if anything he's ecstatic at the idea. lol I would be if I was in his shoes Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 it's a setup for everything he wants dom/sub, role play, dress up, get mad then do make up sex, and spankings! Link to post Share on other sites
rod_in_gtown Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 He's playing Link to post Share on other sites
The Collector Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 [sIZE=2]Jane - I have never been so incensed with anger in all my life. It's going to hurt me, but I think your ass is DONE! You'd better show me a crack pipe or something that can explain what what you were thinking when you sent me this $#!+! D [/sIZE] Did you send him an email between this and the last one you posted? If he has realised your being serious, then what you suggested is similar to a woman telling a man she suffers from vaginal dryness and the man demanding to perform a manual examination to test her claim. Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 [sIZE=2]Darren, I'm very concerned that you were not being honest with me when you said that you have ED. From where I'm standing, it seems that you are constantly erect. I need to know that you are sincere in what you are telling me. I really want to go forward with you, but I can not do so until I can examine you to verify that you in fact suffer from ED. We can do the examination at my house later this evening and please understand that there will not be any sexual activity involved. This will be a simple examination that I will do manually. Please let me know if you are in agreement with this. V/r, Jane [/sIZE] What a silly email to send. Link to post Share on other sites
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 [sIZE=2]Jane - I have never been so incensed with anger in all my life. It's going to hurt me, but I think your ass is DONE! [/sIZE] [sIZE=2]You'd better show me a crack pipe or something that can explain what what you were thinking when you sent me this $#!+! [/sIZE] [sIZE=2]D[/sIZE] [sIZE=2][/sIZE] Incensed with anger??? A little redundant for a DC lawyer! Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 I just came out of a meeting and he left me a voicemail saying he was on his way here to have lunch with and talk to me about this. He's need to calm down. I guess he really does have E.D. and PMS. Good God! I don't think i'm going out there when he comes. I don't want my co-workers seeing my new angry boyfriend with ED. I wonder if he wants to beat me up. Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 And he doesn't ASK you to have lunch with him? Yet another danger signal (assuming this is all real) Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 It's real and he's waiting downstairs. He said noon and it's noon. Security just called me. I could vomit. Here goes nothing..... Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 You truly are nonsensical. A angry man that you do not know insists on changing every one of your decisions and boundaries, and you continue to reward him. If a man is not polite enough to ASK you to have lunch with him, then WHY would you cave in to his demands? He's a control freak, and you are a p*ssy. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 well - just tell him to show you his goods! slap it, spank it - get proof that there is life! :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
rod_in_gtown Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Hahaha! he's a feisty one. You should demand that he drop trout and have him salute in the cafeteria Link to post Share on other sites
Shygirl15 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 You truly are nonsensical. A angry man that you do not know insists on changing every one of your decisions and boundaries, and you continue to reward him. If a man is not polite enough to ASK you to have lunch with him, then WHY would you cave in to his demands? He's a control freak, and you are a p*ssy. She hasn't dated in 6 years people, why can't you all be understanding with her situation?:laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
rod_in_gtown Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Ps, don't listen to lucky, she's trying to get a rise out of you. Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyBelle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Hi, everyone! What'd I miss?! I want to point out that she jumped all over someone's a$$ yesterday for calling the boy ADD (he's inattentive, she said, but not ADD) but she herself called him ADD a few posts back. Well, I for one am shocked that there continues to be drama surrounding this thread. I am just sitting on pins and needles over here in NW waiting for the outcome of this forced lunch. So how's everyone else today? Good? Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Ps, don't listen to lucky, she's trying to get a rise out of you. I'm actually being very serious at this point. This man has some serious issues, and she has only known him for a few days. Issues typically come out later than this; people show their good sides to others at the beginnings of relationships. He comes across as an arrogant, controlling butthole by what is posted here (I assume that she doesn't edit his emails). If she thinks she can change a 51 year old arrogant controlling butthole, then she is wrong. He is doing a fine job of changing her at every move, though. Link to post Share on other sites
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Well, in all fairness, I believe they called him ADHD, there is a difference actually. What I can't wrap my head around is calling the boy "the boy". I don't know how many of you have kids but I've never called mine "the boy" or "the girl". I've also never even thought the words "jack ass" about them. Maybe in jest, pain in the ass. Link to post Share on other sites
flc Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 The whole thing is wacky and getting wackier. <heads off for another bag of popcorn> Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyBelle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 <<All, Hell No! You ain't gonna refer to 'the boy" as ADD Kid. I told everyone he is an "Inattentive Child." Know the difference. And he can read. If he ever read about you calling him ADD, that would be your a$$. >> That's the quote I was thinking of. Then today she called him ADD. Link to post Share on other sites
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