Shygirl15 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'm really concerned the way she doesn't mind dragging her kid into all this mess with this stranger. Link to post Share on other sites
The Collector Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Hi, everyone! What'd I miss?! You join us in the middle of Act 2 - The exciting romance that we saw blossom in Act 1 has hit a bump, possibly down to a misunderstanding, or possibly because both protagonists are insane, and right now it looks bleak. But who knows what will happen in Act 3? Some say the ADD/not ADD kid is a red herring, and the Defense job could involve some criminals or hapless gangsters I guess, though they really should have been introduced in Act 1. But one things for sure, this one's a crowd-pleaser so far. Oops, intermission is nearly over. Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyBelle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 <<Well, a child with ADD and a man with E.D. might be too much on me. I'm just one woman. >> And yet there she is today calling The Boy ADD, a mere one day after tearing someone a new one for calling him ADD. Honestly, I don't think it's real. It's just fun reading it, like reading a good novel/fiction. If it is real, well, it's a hilarious trainwreck. I'm enjoying the show either way. I can't wait for Luray and The Flaccid Peni$! Link to post Share on other sites
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 You join us in the middle of Act 2 - The exciting romance that we saw blossom in Act 1 has hit a bump, possibly down to a misunderstanding, or possibly because both protagonists are insane, and right now it looks bleak. But who knows what will happen in Act 3? Some say the ADD/not ADD kid is a red herring, and the Defense job could involve some criminals or hapless gangsters I guess, though they really should have been introduced in Act 1. But one things for sure, this one's a crowd-pleaser so far. Oops, intermission is nearly over. That was hysterical and sooo true! Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I can't wait for Luray and The Flaccid Peni$! and the word flaccid is what i thought about when that poster about had the username flc! he he Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyBelle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I seriously just spit out my latte. Y'all are high-larious. Thanks for the cliff notes version! It's, uh, hard to keep up here with all the dysfunctions (pun intended). Link to post Share on other sites
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 <<Well, a child with ADD and a man with E.D. might be too much on me. I'm just one woman. >> And yet there she is today calling The Boy ADD, a mere one day after tearing someone a new one for calling him ADD. Honestly, I don't think it's real. It's just fun reading it, like reading a good novel/fiction. If it is real, well, it's a hilarious trainwreck. I'm enjoying the show either way. I can't wait for Luray and The Flaccid Peni$! You are right DB, sorry, it'll teach me to look back (instead of relying on me not so good memory), but there are SOOO many posts I wouldn't have a clue which page.. I agree, it is really funny! Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 <<Well, a child with ADD and a man with E.D. might be too much on me. I'm just one woman. >> And yet there she is today calling The Boy ADD, a mere one day after tearing someone a new one for calling him ADD. I would think that she, as the mother of a medically diagnosed child, would know that the proper designation is ADHD-I? I thought it was cute, though, the way that she said her son would beat someone up if he read that they called him ADD. Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyBelle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Horses - actually, I'd be kinda scared if you remembered it verbatim. I just remembered it bc, well, I'm a dork. And my job has me doing a lot of exact phrase recall kinda stuff so my brain does that automatically. I have to say, too, I *love* the names involved here: Jane, Darren, Gray...this is all perfect Days of Our Lives material. It wouldn't be nearly as juicy if they were named Barb, Bill, and Tommy or something (no offense to anyone with those particular names, merely noting that most of us don't have glamour names like "Gray," myself included). Link to post Share on other sites
flc Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 [/b] and the word flaccid is what i thought about when that poster about had the username flc! he he While I am over 40, no ED for me. Link to post Share on other sites
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Must be taking a long lunch! Geez, this intermission is lasting too long. Doesn't Jane know I'll have to run carpool shortly. THEN, we won't even hear about the weekend till Monday! It's like when the .... TO BE CONTINUED flashes across the screen when you've been sitting on the edge of your seat for two hours! Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Well, Mr. ED just tried to break up with me face to face. I saw it coming though. That's why he wanted to have lunch. But I was able to CONTROL THE OUTCOME. Before he could get it all out and tell me all of the stuff that is wrong with me, I said, "Darren, the only reason I was pressing you to know whether or not you have ED is because I really want us to get together tonight." He said, "It effects me sometimes, but as you've noticed, I do respond to you quite easily. I don't think it will be a problem for us." And like clock work, he saulted me. I still say he was lying, but now I have to put out tonight. Lord, I don't even remember what to do. Really, I'm in no condition to be naked TONIGHT. I need a week to lose 2 or 3 pounds. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 what exactly did he say was wrong with you? Link to post Share on other sites
The Collector Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 My first posts at Loveshack were trollery. If this intermission is too interminable for anyone, feel free to have a look. http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t132346/ edit - too late, shows back on! Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyBelle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Dude is a genius! Now he doesn't even have to drive to Luray and wait till Saturday to get some. Jane, it'll be fine. Just shave your legs. The first time with someone new is always a bit awkward anyway, even if you're fully prepared. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 $hit - just make it easy all the way around... totally use him for your own pleasure tonight - then dump him as soon as he's finished with round two. take pictures so you can bribe him for any future problems. oh ya, and shave everything... wink wink... tell him you're sorry - you just needed sex for the evening... Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 This thread is hilarious, and probably a bunch of bull, but I'm having fun reading it! Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 I knew you all wouldn't like that, but I've gotta do what I have to do. Clearly, this man is a great catch and he's smart. He's starting to see that I have a few screws loose so now I have to obstruct his view with sex. I'm going to send him flying tonight and he's never going to mention another thing about my sanity or not. Link to post Share on other sites
Shygirl15 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 If I got you correctly, he tried to dump you, and you manipulated him into staying by offering sex? Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I knew you all wouldn't like that, but I've gotta do what I have to do. Clearly, this man is a great catch and he's smart. He's starting to see that I have a few screws loose so now I have to obstruct his view with sex. I'm going to send him flying tonight and he's never going to mention another thing about my sanity or not. Few screws loose? Um yes. But he will find that out, sooner or later. Are you going to try to legalize this "great catch" since that is your primary objective as posted elsewhere on LS before he realizes this? Is sex just a weapon or a tool for you? Have you eve thought about love-making bc you truly want to make love with someone, instead of just using them to gain something? Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Shygirl - When you turn 40 you're going to realize that once you find a great guy, you're gonna have to put it on him fast and often. Yes, dumping me may have been on his mind, but if it were a serious thought, I would not have been able to change his mind so easily. It's OK if I'm going to keep him with sex for now. This will give me time to work on the other stuff. I can't make everything about myself all shiny and new in a week. I need time. And this will buy me time. Link to post Share on other sites
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I knew you all wouldn't like that, but I've gotta do what I have to do. Clearly, this man is a great catch and he's smart. He's starting to see that I have a few screws loose so now I have to obstruct his view with sex. I'm going to send him flying tonight and he's never going to mention another thing about my sanity or not. Well just remember that this one was your idea! You can't blame the B*stards here if it doesn't go your way! Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Is sex just a weapon or a tool for you? Have you eve thought about love-making bc you truly want to make love with someone, instead of just using them to gain something? that would just be too easy - not no drama... = no fun... Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Few screws loose? Um yes. But he will find that out, sooner or later. Are you going to try to legalize this "great catch" since that is your primary objective as posted elsewhere on LS before he realizes this? Is sex just a weapon or a tool for you? Have you eve thought about love-making bc you truly want to make love with someone, instead of just using them to gain something? Sex is an expression of deep feelings and a useful tool that I would never use on a guy I didn't really like. I'm going to make love to him tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 He wants sex from you, and now he's getting it, rather easily. I thought you were going to make him wait...? Well, if you go through with this, and you continue to sleep with him, just make sure you are devoting equal time to activities outside the bedroom, or you will quickly see your situation go from potential relationship to FWB. Link to post Share on other sites
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