2sunny Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 No, he's not humiliated because I'm not rude about it when it happens. That's my mistake. I need to go off. I told you 2Sunny, he's not going anywhere. No one is walking away. i wasn't meaning walking away in the literal sense - you are missing my point. no need to go off on him... just show him how it's done - especially if his dcik can't perform and he won't give you his tongue. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 i wasn't meaning walking away in the literal sense - you are missing my point. no need to go off on him... just show him how it's done - especially if his dcik can't perform and he won't give you his tongue. I'm not going to show him how to use his hand. He already knows that. He's actually got this trick he does where he presses on something up in their with his middle finger and can make me climax just like that. I'm not a gynecologist so i'm not sure what it is he's pressing on, but it's amazing. So you see, this clown does have skills and options. He's just lazy. Link to post Share on other sites
All Star Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'm not going to show him how to use his hand. He already knows that. He's actually got this trick he does where he presses on something up in their with his middle finger and can make me climax just like that. I'm not a gynecologist so i'm not sure what it is he's pressing on, but it's amazing. So you see, this clown does have skills and options. He's just lazy. I'm going to need more information about this. I need you to find out exactly what he's pressing on and tell me. So that I can help you, you know. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'm going to need more information about this. I need you to find out exactly what he's pressing on and tell me. So that I can help you, you know. aheeeemmmm, the g spot... no trick - he just knows what he's reaching for... some men don't bother to search. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 aheeeemmmm, the g spot... no trick - he just knows what he's reaching for... some men don't bother to search. Some men like Darren don't even bother to do the work sometimes. They just reach right up there and push the botton and say good night. Link to post Share on other sites
All Star Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Darren is not a bad guy now get off his ass!!!!! The man is doing the best he can. If you don't want him, give him to me. I'll take the tricky finger thingy. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Let me tell you, it's not so great if it's all you get sometimes. I mean, it's great while he's doing it, but when he's done a minute later, you're like WTF! Link to post Share on other sites
All Star Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Maybe, this is something he can do AFTER he finishes the oral $ex. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Maybe, this is something he can do AFTER he finishes the oral $ex. Exactly, it's a excellent side dish. But can not be used as the main course. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 [sIZE=2]Darren, I think you're tricking me again, so I need something concrete from you. If you are not going to give me oral s_x tonight and every time we come together se_ually, I don’t want you picking me up because I'd rather not come over. Are you going to do it? I need a yes or no right now. Jane [/sIZE] Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 [sIZE=2]Miss Jane (shaking my head) You sound like some old nasty man. I can’t believe my eyes. Did my woman just send me this? So if I want to drive you home, I have to lick you first. Is that right? I am more shocked than disgusted! I will answer you, but I want you to ask me the nasty question face to face. I'm picking you up alright and driving you straight to Jesus, nasty. 4:15pm Darren [/sIZE] Link to post Share on other sites
All Star Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 So when he pulls up to pick you up, lean into the car and ask him this question. Don't get in the car until he answers. His reply is bs. Don't fall for that. He's trying to keep you from making him answer because he wants to keep doing what he's doing. Which appears to be basically nothing half the time. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 [sIZE=2]Never mind. Let's just forget I ever brought this whole thing up . I'll see you at 4:15p. Jane [/sIZE] Link to post Share on other sites
All Star Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!! This is outragious. He just played you for a total fool and I'm sure you won't be getting any oral anything tonight. When you're ready to get up off the ground, let's talk. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 When you get in a relationship All Star, you'll see that you have to choose your battles. it's a give and take. Link to post Share on other sites
All Star Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Well, when it's your turn to take, let's talk. You're embarassing women everywhere right now. Men all over the world are rolling in the floor laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 [FONT=Courier New][sIZE=2]Yes, please. Let's forget it. When you talk to me like that it turns me completely off. Please try to remember that you're my LADY not my dirty old man. When I want to have that conversation, you'll know it because I'll bring it up. make it 4:30pm. You took me off track with this garbage. Darren [/sIZE][/FONT] Link to post Share on other sites
All Star Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 [FONT=Courier New][sIZE=2]Yes, please. Let's forget it. When you talk to me like that it turns me completely off. Please try to remember that you're my LADY not my dirty old man. When I want to have that conversation, you'll know it because I'll bring it up. make it 4:30pm. You took me off track with this garbage. Darren You tell her Darren! Put your hand in her face and put her in her place. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 All Star - My man is on the way. I can't really stop to deal with you right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 On the drive home yesterday Darren and I did get to discuss the oral s_x issue and he confided in me that the reason he does not like to perform oral sex is because when he was 8 or 9yrs old, a female older neighbor who had been in charge of babysitting him, molested him by making him put his mouth on her genitals. He said that when I pressure him for oral s_x it brings back the memory of that. He said the molestation only happened once because he told him mother when she got home that evening. He seemed to get teary eyed when he was telling me this and asked me to be patient with him. I'm a little ashamed to say that I think he's a damn liar. Clearly, Darren has been preformed oral s_x since the "molestation" because he is very skilled at it. When he made his eyes water up, I thought he was the devil. He's diabolical. A part of me wanted to believe him and so I did spend the night. Right away, he getting very frisky and acting as if he's going to be able to perform. He flopped again. I was not angry. I was just exhausted. I think Darren is an abuser, but he does not use his fists or words. He uses his E.D. His E.D. is his weapon of choice. Last night, when he couldn’t perform he didn’t seem bothered. He almost seemed smug. It was like, "I have E.D. and you can’t stop me!" I think his thing is to get a woman and make her think he loves her, so that she can stand still while he beats her up with his E.D. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 [sIZE=2]Darren, I've been thinking about this all morning. About the molestation, I think you’re lying. I'm not going to try to argue with you face to face because you’re a highly skilled lawyer and a damn good liar. And that's what you know. That is why you keep trying to have all of the conversations in person where you can work your magic or do your thing. You're no molestation survivor. What you are is a silly lazy man who will say ANYTHING to keep from having to put his mouth on a woman's coochie. You looked crazy to me last night. I can't look at you this weekend. It would be too much on me. Jane [/sIZE] Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 [sIZE=2]HOW DARE YOU! You would call me a liar about something that devastated my life just because you want me to lick your coochie? You've got to come on. I think you're sick! This is the most insensitive thing I've ever read. I have never told any one about that because I was afraid of a reaction like this. I thought you loved me, but all you seem to care about is who's going to lick your little coochie and how often! It looks like you'll say anything so that I will do it. What are you going to say next? My mother didn’t really die? Have you ever tried licking your own coochie? How about that? Why don’t you ask your little dog Dobie to do it? Can he lick it? Surely, someone or something can do this besides me! I'M NOT LICKING ANY COOCHIE! Get that through your head!! Now, that you have the information, you have a decision to make and I sincerely hope that you will not be guided by your own selfish needs and will take into consideration what would be good for your son. I may not lick coochies, but there is a whole lot else I can and have done for the two of you. Coochie licking is not a do all. You're an intelligent woman. I now you must have something else on your brain. Please get your hand out of your panties and try to be reasonable. Darren [/sIZE] Link to post Share on other sites
All Star Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 LAUGH OUT LOUD! HAHAHAHAHA! He's fighting for this life! This is his case of a lifetime. Why is he so scared of a coochie? He needs to grow uip. Tell him he needs to start doing it or else. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 [sIZE=2]No! You have a decision to make Darren. Either you can get some medication for your Erectile Dysfunction OR do the oral s_x OR get your as$ kicked OR move on. Those are your four choices. Choose one today! You're full of it and I'm not impressed nor am I falling for it. I've had it. You're a slick as$ lawyer and it shows in everything you do including this heroic effort to avoid performing oral s_x. Make a decision. Jane [/sIZE] Link to post Share on other sites
The Collector Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Is it me or has this thread jumped the shark? Link to post Share on other sites
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