whichwayisup Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Lastnight and again today I've had pain along the bottom of my rib cage. It also hurts most in the middle (not in middle of chest - JUST clarifying this so noone thinks it's heart attack). I wonder if it's a pulled muscle? Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It's an alien maturing and getting ready to burst out of your abdomen. Link to post Share on other sites
Green Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 who knows you have three options just don't wory about it, search online about it and make yourself more paranoid until you decide to stop worying about it or do something, or just see a doctor Link to post Share on other sites
Meaplus3 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Whatever you do Don't start searching for causes online..it will make you so crazy! Believe I am the worst offender of doing that and it only makes it worse. Sounds like a muscle issue to me. If I were you, I'd check with you doctor just to be on the safe side. Don't stress because that can make it worse. Hugs. AP:) Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 You're pregnant! Link to post Share on other sites
Author whichwayisup Posted October 4, 2008 Author Share Posted October 4, 2008 alien maturing I read that as alien masturbating! I haven't googled it and I won't. Link to post Share on other sites
Green Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Whatever you do Don't start searching for causes online..it will make you so crazy! Believe I am the worst offender of doing that and it only makes it worse. Sounds like a muscle issue to me. If I were you, I'd check with you doctor just to be on the safe side. Don't stress because that can make it worse. Hugs. AP:) I've actualy put my fears to rest before by googling conditions Link to post Share on other sites
Author whichwayisup Posted October 4, 2008 Author Share Posted October 4, 2008 I am thinking it is a pulled muscle and my diaphram is sore. Hopefully tomorrow the pain will be less...That or a masturabating alien might be popping out me! hehe.. Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 You are a smoker ??.. do you have a smokers cough.. that could be it... or a chest cold... Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 I am thinking it is a pulled muscle and my diaphram is sore. Hopefully tomorrow the pain will be less...That or a masturabating alien might be popping out me! hehe.. Or pooping out- depending on the species of alien. Either way- be prepared and have some hot towels ready. And yeah- don't go surfing for any answers online! The last time I did that I had everything from Aids, MS, Diabetes, blah, blah, blah. I freaked myself out! And it was nothing of course... Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 I wouldn't be at all surprised if you had kidney stones. However, if the problem persists much longer you should absolutely get checked by a medical doctor and not rely on untrained, unlicensed amateurs on an Internet forum...hahaha! Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Have you been taking a lot of shots to the abdomen? Any beatings or anything like that lately? Link to post Share on other sites
Nemo Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 I wonder if it's a pulled muscle? I've pulled my muscle thousands of times, and it always seems to spring back. I'm sure that you'll be right as rain in no time. Get somebody to rub your chest, because this often helps relax the ribcage. Clitoral orgasms can also be a great way of releasing pent-up stress in the lower ribs. Link to post Share on other sites
Mahatma Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Is the pain only on one side? There are different organs on each side that could be the cause. Also, have you done any sort of swinging (like a bat while playing baseball) or anything like that. If you have done any rigorous activity that you have not done in a while, you could have just pulled a muscle there (usually doing the swining bat motion rigorously will bring about a pain under the rib cage) Hope that helps. Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 You're just getting old! I would go to a doctor if I were you. I was getting something (I forgot what) and saw a doctor about it. He checked my heart and my boobs (felt good, the doc is cute ) and ruled out any health problems. Since then the symptoms never re-appeared. They recommend you see a doctor for any chest pain. Link to post Share on other sites
Nemo Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I was getting something (I forgot what) and saw a doctor about it. He checked my heart and my boobs (felt good, the doc is cute ) and ruled out any health problems. Since then the symptoms never re-appeared. Great point - it's surprising just how many minor ailments can be completely cured with a boob massage. Link to post Share on other sites
Author whichwayisup Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 I'm fine now. Thanks for all the input folks!! Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Great point - it's surprising just how many minor ailments can be completely cured with a boob massage.That's actually true. Affection and intimacy do cure pain... not when it comes from your doctor though. Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 You're pregnant! I read that as alien masturbating! I haven't googled it and I won't. I'm fine now. Thanks for all the input folks!! Wait a few more weeks... honestly still get it checked. I still say you're pregnant! :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
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