underpants Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I really do.... Now, Honestly, what are my chances of getting hired if I ... use alot of folksy fake language like "darn tootin' " and "you betcha" combined with some winking. Also... what would the outcome be if I just said. "You know, I'm not going to answer that question because I want to tell you what I am all about and I really enjoy sour cream and onion potato chips." "oh and colored printers they really emphasize my maverick stance and ruffle (did I mention I like those sour cream and onion potaot chips..also ) the feathers of those black and white thinkers. Would you hire me? Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I'd make you the assistant manager! Link to post Share on other sites
Nemo Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Dude, why would you want two jobs??!! One is more than enough. Come to think of it, one is one too many. Can't you find a rich guy to sponge off? I think you're showing a distinct lack of initiative here. Anyway, of course I would hire you. I'm all for putting a few more cracks in that glass ceiling. Disclaimer: I don't have the resources to hire my own fish, so this is all hypothetical. One meal a day is all it gets, despite its desperate bubble blowing for more, more, more! Link to post Share on other sites
Author underpants Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 Dude, why would you want two jobs??!! One is more than enough. Come to think of it, one is one too many. Can't you find a rich guy to sponge off? I think you're showing a distinct lack of initiative here. Anyway, of course I would hire you. I'm all for putting a few more cracks in that glass ceiling. Disclaimer: I don't have the resources to hire my own fish, so this is all hypothetical. One meal a day is all it gets, despite its desperate bubble blowing for more, more, more! Also... It is all about multi tasking. I mean to say that I can have a rich spouse and several responsiblities and still apply for 2 or more jobs. Lets get down to brass tacks while we ruffle those feathers. Ya' know? You won't make me actually do anything of course. This is a status thing, you know. Gosh darn' tootin'. I mean, do I even have to show up. Can you just hire me, pay me, put me on display a few times when you need enthusiam and then leave me to eat my ruffled feathered chips and such. That would be so kind of you, and it would garner you that ticket into our special place in heaven. When do I start? Link to post Share on other sites
Davey McG Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Sarah, is that you? I think we met when I was in Alaska a few years back. You still part of that silly separatist organisation? Man, you were crazy back then, but pretty adventurous -and like a pitbull! Speaking of which, are you still with that chump? Would be lovely to hear from you again. Sorry if I got the wrong person Link to post Share on other sites
bish Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I really do.... Now, Honestly, what are my chances of getting hired if I ... use alot of folksy fake language like "darn tootin' " and "you betcha" combined with some winking. Also... what would the outcome be if I just said. "You know, I'm not going to answer that question because I want to tell you what I am all about and I really enjoy sour cream and onion potato chips." "oh and colored printers they really emphasize my maverick stance and ruffle (did I mention I like those sour cream and onion potaot chips..also ) the feathers of those black and white thinkers. Would you hire me? Thats one way to make sure you don't get yourself in the undesirable position of working for the evil "man". Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 No, but I'd hire you in a heartbeat if you had absolutely no relevant experience and were friends with domestic terrorists and racist/anti-American/BLT pastors. So, I'd bring that stuff up instead. I understand that will give you a distinct edge over "folksy". Good luck! Link to post Share on other sites
donnamaybe Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 No, but I'd hire you in a heartbeat if you had absolutely no relevant experience and were friends with domestic terrorists and racist/anti-American/BLT pastors. So, I'd bring that stuff up instead. I understand that will give you a distinct edge over "folksy". Good luck! "...friends with..." ????? What a fictitious spin. Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 "...friends with..." ????? What a fictitious spin. I don't really think it is spin.. foxnews has done a great job in tieing Obama to Ayers... Even in Ayers own Wiki Article it talks about some of the connection.. but it puts it's own spin on the closeness of that connection http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Ayers#Connection_to_Barack_Obama http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Ayers#Radical_history Just because Obama and the Left wing Media refuse to see or admit it doesn't mean the connection to terrorists isn't really there... Obama is starting to smell to me...At least it is starting to look that way to me if you throw all his connections to undesirables in the mix. I think once he is in Office we will all get a chance to see how all these unusual connections that he denies play out.. then we can open an "I told you so" thread on LS... Link to post Share on other sites
nittygritty Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 If your applying to be a high paid escort, you won't get the job talking about your love of sour cream and onion potato chips. Remember "Drill Baby Drill"... Link to post Share on other sites
donnamaybe Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I don't really think it is spin.. foxnews has done a great job in tieing Obama to Ayers... Even in Ayers own Wiki Article it talks about some of the connection.. but it puts it's own spin on the closeness of that connection http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Ayers#Connection_to_Barack_Obama http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Ayers#Radical_history Just because Obama and the Left wing Media refuse to see or admit it doesn't mean the connection to terrorists isn't really there... Obama is starting to smell to me...At least it is starting to look that way to me if you throw all his connections to undesirables in the mix. I think once he is in Office we will all get a chance to see how all these unusual connections that he denies play out.. then we can open an "I told you so" thread on LS... Wasn't that a looooong time ago? And are they really "friends?" Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Wasn't that a looooong time ago? And are they really "friends?" The bombings were.. it was only 1.5 years ago that Obama admits to seeing him and speaking with him. the connection is there and alive.. just dormant till after the election... Obama has said that he hasn't spoken to him since the Presidential campaign started.. I believe that .. Link to post Share on other sites
nittygritty Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 The bombings were.. it was only 1.5 years ago that Obama admits to seeing him and speaking with him. the connection is there and alive.. just dormant till after the election... Obama has said that he hasn't spoken to him since the Presidential campaign started.. I believe that .. They were colleagues at the University that they both taught students at. Obama was around 7 when Ayers committed his crimes. Sarah Palin is currently under investigation for possible abuse of power. I wouldn't take the chance on hiring a candidate whose facing impeachment charges nor would I hire someone whose strong opinions and prejudices would create a hostile work environment. Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Walking into a dark room with your eyes closed and not turning on the light really isn't all that wise Maybe you ought to look at some of these ties and see them for what they really are rather than just discounting them because you want to vote for him.. Obama is clearly tied to Ayers.. yes the bombings happened when he was 8.... hahahahahaha I'm surprised you even would allow that track of thought into your choice for the president... your choice is allowed to be tied to criminals and terrorists because it happened so long ago.. haha Open your eyes... it is there to see... The ties are being made and it isn't made up... Rev Wright.. Ayers.. Acorn.... more.. more.... more.... When Chaney was elected the Dems threw out his Haliburton connection even though he no longer had any ties... A valid concern... See where I'm coming from ?? Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Walking into a dark room with your eyes closed and not turning on the light really isn't all that wise Maybe you ought to look at some of these ties and see them for what they really are rather than just discounting them because you want to vote for him.. Obama is clearly tied to Ayers.. yes the bombings happened when he was 8.... hahahahahaha I'm surprised you even would allow that track of thought into your choice for the president... your choice is allowed to be tied to criminals and terrorists because it happened so long ago.. haha Open your eyes... it is there to see... The ties are being made and it isn't made up... Rev Wright.. Ayers.. Acorn.... more.. more.... more.... When Chaney was elected the Dems threw out his Haliburton connection even though he no longer had any ties... A valid concern... See where I'm coming from ?? Gosh, I had this conversation with my Dad this morning. That IF Obama gets in, and then people see who his friends REALLY are, and what kind of antics he gets into, the media will be screaming they were duped, Americans will be crying foul, yet those that were paying attention, saw it ALL along. Eh, selective perception, I suppose. But, so dangerous, considering the circumstances... Link to post Share on other sites
Author underpants Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 Our republican govenor has ties with Ayers. He awarded him a teaching honor and served on a board with him. Should I not vote for him, again? I see bad connections on the part of both candidates. The difference is that I do see Obama, renouncing the behaviors, explaining and returning or refusing money from these supporters. I don't see McCain refusing money or assistance from some of his questionable ties. Nor asking some questionable advisors and on board supporters to step down. ...and although he is not a candidate the absolute worst association I have learned about is Hannity with Hal Turner. That is pretty messed up and I question his journalistic integrity with anything now. I actually like conservative news but that guy is a mouthpiece. A nasty one and he hurts "news". Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I don't see McCain refusing money or assistance from some of his questionable ties. Rev Wright and Ayers and now Acorn are not questionable ties Unders.. they are deal breakers... You are seeing Obama take avoidance action as these ties are made to minimize the impact.. Such as no longer being a member of the racist minister's church and denouncing those racist anti american sermons. You are also seeing Obama denounce Ayers actions as despicable and him trying to cut those ties.. Those are not questionable ties Obama is maneuvering to avoid.... Link to post Share on other sites
Author underpants Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 Rev Wright and Ayers and now Acorn are not questionable ties Unders.. they are deal breakers... I guess we will have to agree to disagree. I'll take Rev. Wright and raise you a Hagee, Fallwell and weird witchhunter dude. Did you read Wright's sermon in full context or did you just focus on the "gd" snipet? I'll take the Ayers dude and raise you an entire war based on a lie. I don't know much about Acorn, but I'm sure there is voter fraud on both sides of the ailse. Some republicans are under investigation for missing funds for campaign purposes. Probably our tax dollars. That stuff stinks on both sides. It upsets me in that I think all of this deserves individual investigation. The news should bring it to your attention, but the spin is ridiculious. After all is said and done it is less time to talk about the actual plans of the candidates. That is what I would really like to hear most. I hope this evening's debate is just that. Darn' tootin'. Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Tina, you betcha' you'll be hired. Wear a short skirt and play up your femininity. Don't forget to say "drill, baby, drill" or "maverick" at least 30 times during the interview. Link to post Share on other sites
nittygritty Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Walking into a dark room with your eyes closed and not turning on the light really isn't all that wise Maybe you ought to look at some of these ties and see them for what they really are rather than just discounting them because you want to vote for him.. Obama is clearly tied to Ayers.. yes the bombings happened when he was 8.... hahahahahaha I'm surprised you even would allow that track of thought into your choice for the president... your choice is allowed to be tied to criminals and terrorists because it happened so long ago.. haha Open your eyes... it is there to see... The ties are being made and it isn't made up... Rev Wright.. Ayers.. Acorn.... more.. more.... more.... When Chaney was elected the Dems threw out his Haliburton connection even though he no longer had any ties... A valid concern... See where I'm coming from ?? John McCain is clearly tied to George W.Bush... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y2FXRoOhnI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uThoBMfcFRc http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush_Administration John McCain is also clearly tied to Randy Scheunemann who is John McCain's foreign policy advisor... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Scheunemann John McCain is also clearly tied to Rick Davis who is the chief executive officer of John McCain's 2008 presidential campaign... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_H._Davis And honestly the Palin pick shows completely poor judgement on the part of John McCain IMO. If that's his idea of "country first"... no thanks. The companies that Unders is going to be interviewing with might be looking for someone with the potential of becoming a long-term employee. Does either job offer health insurance benefits, Unders? Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Would you hire me? Knowing some of your other renovating hobbies, sure why not. Link to post Share on other sites
pretty professional Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 If you state "My underpants of choice are red thongs and I'm wearing them right now, dog gonnit" and the interviewer is a man, you'll get the job. I really do.... Now, Honestly, what are my chances of getting hired if I ... use alot of folksy fake language like "darn tootin' " and "you betcha" combined with some winking. Also... what would the outcome be if I just said. "You know, I'm not going to answer that question because I want to tell you what I am all about and I really enjoy sour cream and onion potato chips." "oh and colored printers they really emphasize my maverick stance and ruffle (did I mention I like those sour cream and onion potaot chips..also ) the feathers of those black and white thinkers. Would you hire me? Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 use alot of folksy fake language like "darn tootin' " and "you betcha" combined with some winking. Also... what would the outcome be if I just said. "You know, I'm not going to answer that question because I want to tell you what I am all about and I really enjoy sour cream and onion potato chips." It depends on the job position you're applying for. I would hire you if you were applying for a: 1. Singer 2. Comedian 3. Actress 4. Movie director 6. (Vice) President If you inhale but not smoke and you don't consider orla sex as sex, you'd increase your chances of getting hired. Link to post Share on other sites
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