How to get transferred to a different division

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Originally my company had planned to move me to a different division starting in January, but because I'm doing so well and have learned so much, apparently now that's not in the plans anymore.

 

Well, I want to get moved,

 

1. because I want to date my boss and, more importantly,

2. because I don't think I could handle it if I found out he was dating someone else. I literally think I'd vomit at the news and sink into a suicidal depressed. I am really in love with him.

 

Is there any good way to go about making the transfer happen?

 

My best idea is to pass all my act sci exams REALLY REALLY FAST and then inform someone that I want to work in health, not life. (Truthfully I couldn't care less because I don't think they're that different).

 

My second best idea is to tell the truth, but I'm not sure how well that'd work.

 

Of course I COULD look for another job altogether, but I really like this company, I think it's a good fit for me, and I could see myself happy here for years.

 

PLEASE HELP ME.