Disillusioned Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 After trying for a quarter of a century without success to find the right woman, I learned that I'm the only person on Earth who takes the search for love seriously. Based on my experience with trying to start a singles club, I've decided to start saving money to buy myself a Realdoll. She will never abandon me and will always be available to give me hugs and reassurance. Even though she will be made of silicone rubber, she will give me more love than I can ever get from a real woman. When I get old and die, I can will her to some young guy who really needs some affection. As for my house and my money, well... too bad! The state can take them for all I care. So, this is the lesson to all you lonely women who are waiting for a nice guy to find you... you need to go out and grab him, unless you want to lose him to a 100-pound piece of rubber. As for me, I'm permanently off the market. See ya! Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I really don't think you can "search" for love. It has to find you. Now that you've given up totally you may just be in a good place to find the right person. Meanwhile, you don't have to worry too much about getting along with your artificial hunny! Link to post Share on other sites
You'reasian Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 You could always vie for an overseas bride? Atleast she'd be real? Link to post Share on other sites
Ross PK Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I think giving up is a good thing. It can stop a lot of heartache. Link to post Share on other sites
wisebutnotperfect Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 hate to see anyone give up on love. might as well give up on life in general. love can come to you in many ways.. it may not be in the form of one woman. you must find ways to give from a pure heart with no expectations of anything in return. you must also love yourself. if you are looking for pity you will find it but those who give it to you will soon leave your side also because they will not want to be continuosly subjected to negativity. build a genuine warmth from deep within yourself and walk with self confidence. Link to post Share on other sites
zhsoj Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I think giving up is a good thing. It can stop a lot of heartache. Agreed. Now if I could just stop myself from coming here when I'm bored... Link to post Share on other sites
Shnuggles Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Buy a cat. Edit: Join a gym, get fit. Buy some nice cloths. Read books on people skills. Join clubs (hobbie related) and make friends. Friends get you girls. Try online dating. Hundreds of bad eggs out there until you find that 1 golden egg. Link to post Share on other sites
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