Wolverine117 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Date: 09-22-03 19:47 HI. There is this Big guy. Tall, big yet nice and gentle and shy. Still a virgin at 18. He is new to the big city. He is a nice guy and logically, is not good with the ladies. Let's say a loser has a kid up against the wall. Big guy comes to the rescue. The kid is named Tom and is very gay. Tom goes around telling "his community" about his savior. Before long, people are looking at Big Guy differently. He is a hero to some and a traitor to others. The Big Guy is straight....totally. Yet his friends look at him differently. He just wants to get through school and maybe meet a nice girl and be happy. He did not mean to step in the middle of an invisible war.... He just wants his peace of mind. What should he do ? Link to post Share on other sites
jenny Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 <i have to say i'm enjoying this> the virgin should 1. integrate his personalities. 2. join a writing class 3. find non-fictional heroic feats to accomplish. 3. hook up with tom. so, y'know, so premise A, the identifying characteristic, is solved once and for all. xox j Link to post Share on other sites
Java Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Big Guy's peace of mind is always available to him, he just has to choose it for himself whenever he pleases, no one can take that away from him, except himself. As for his friends viewing him differently.... well, I guess they aren't really that close to him after all..... if they really knew him, their opinion/attitude wouldn't turn on a coin based on some incident. Big Guy can choose to take it as an opportunity to know who his real friends are Link to post Share on other sites
Author Wolverine117 Posted September 23, 2003 Author Share Posted September 23, 2003 Did i mention the Big Guy is straight ? See, thats the problem with ppl. You aint against them, they assume ur one of them. No normal straight man can afford to be open-minded. A sad, sad world. Oh, and the heroic feats are real. Link to post Share on other sites
BlockHead Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 "Big Guy," you are driving me crazy!!! You remind me of me when I was younger. You should read a book on psychology so that you can understand and cope with others a little better. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Wolverine117 Posted September 23, 2003 Author Share Posted September 23, 2003 Big Guy is in psychology. He has gone to a shrink. This is a story unto itself. The shrink liked him. Most guys have a fantasy of banging a hot doc. Big Guy aka wolverine is no exception. Said shrink was female. First name Karen. She was pretty, 41, happily married for 7 years and a devoted mother of 3. She was also innocently, hopelessly queer. Yeah. Big Guy had to go. He knows people. He loves porn. ALL PORN. He hates religious fundamentalists. He loves women. He loves diversity. He is smart. A gifted cook, skilled fighter and has a lot of creativity. He is true to himself. He is a pervert. He is a liar. He is insecure around women. He fears going to prison. He loves MTV. He doesnt clean his room. He gets crushes on girls too often. He proudly tells of his porn watching habits (Lesbian, bi, trans, black, asian, indian, strap ons, bbw, incest, animals, bdsm, fetish). You can always count o him to be honest. The only thing he really hates is the nasty guy who hunts others yet ends up beloved of the ladies. Oh, and he can find more pity and sympathy in his heart for a serial killer than a casual rapist. He would gladly help a stranger- but his paranoid hyper senses make him cautious. He is the best and the brightes mind wherever he goes. He knows the nature of the universe and mankind's possible fate and God's design. Yet he cannot claim to know women. Therefore he focuses on them. He is not a "PLAYER." He is not who doubts. if he is WITH SOMEONE, HE IS WITH THEM 100 %. this is who wolverine is. this IS WHO THE BIG GUY IS. WOLVERINE 117. SOMEWHERE OUT THERE. Link to post Share on other sites
jenny Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 sweet babies, i am having fun with you; i am teasing you gently so as to let you know you need not take yourself so seriously - you can be loved in the first person as well as the third. it's an interesting idea to script your life thusly. it must be like you have a constant voice-over in your head. let me be clear - should you write about yourself, directly and being as honest as you can, i will reply to that with a great deal more sincerity. for now, i'm talking to what appears to be your narrative voice, and it's almost impossible not to tease a bit, as it's a bit how one might imagine the wizard of oz might talk before he is shown to be a sad little man. xox j Link to post Share on other sites
BlockHead Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 No normal straight man can afford to be open-minded. Conformity is a religion to a lot of these people. He loves porn. It is okay when done in moderation. He hates religious fundamentalists. I think they are just misguided. The truly righteous do not and should not have political power. I think the nature of evil includes controlling others. He doesnt clean his room. I still don’t. He fears going to prison. I think most of the homosexual sex over there involves heterosexual guys. The only thing he really hates is the nasty guy who hunts others yet ends up beloved of the ladies. I don’t think the ladies are as innocent as you make them out to be. Yet he cannot claim to know women. Therefore he focuses on them. Psychologically, I think women are just like men except they have stronger emotions, and they are sometimes moody. Physically, I’m sure you know the rest. Oh, and he can find more pity and sympathy in his heart for a serial killer than a casual rapist. They don’t deserve your pity or sympathy. It takes an incredibly arrogant person to commit either crime. The social structure inside and outside of highschool doesn’t seem very different. There will always be an IN crowd and an OUT crowd. You will always find people who judge you based on your appearance alone. Good or bad, there will always be cliques. Sometimes I wonder if high school ever ended. At least in college, you will be around more people like yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Wolverine117 Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 I am a college guy. 6'2. 240 pounds. black. virgin. heterosexual. I tell nobody about my special status. Sometimes men and women alike are drawn to me. I like only the women. I dont know how to get them. I am smart and sensitive and still manage to come off as the strange, off-beat guy who is cool on tv but not in real life. This is funny that im shy with women because my past includes streetfighting, cooking, crossdressing, burning a guy who hassled me and seducing several young ladies in my bedroom and never doing anything cause of bad timing. I seem to have fallen into the nice guy pattern and want to break from it. I attract people. As a youngster, a lesbian had a platonic love for me. My own very straight seeming male cousin came on to me. My girl cousins came onto me too. I have yet to experience the love of a good woman and would like tips on how to get it. I have decided to make a change this year. I am 18 and for the past years of my life my best friend has been a guy. My best friend Carl and Josh are guys but they are seniors in high school whereas i am a freshman in college. My new best friend is Jina, a funny asian girl. She is a nice gal who likes to show me around and she is the only girl i feel comfortable talking to. There is a hottie named Celeste but i have decided to let things cool. Keep my head clear and just study. I am friends with Nadine, an arabic married woman who is only a couple of years older than me. I get looked at by women when walking and even approached but i dont know what to do. I dont let it show and just talk and am polite and since i think faster than a regular person i can always think of something nice tot say but understand that it doesnt come natural. I don't know what to do. I am nice and young and healthy and single. I am funny and can make most people laugh. The only requirement is that they have to be alive and english-speaking....oh, and not British. I am there at school. Talking to girls. Chilling at BK and the library with my friends Jina, Frank and John. Jina and i talk a lot but i am hesitant to ask for more. I just don't want to screw up a friendship. Also, back in June 2003, my friend Indira and I revealed our feelings to each other. We had been friends for years. Through thick and thin. I was always chasing the "obviouss" girls. My last one was Jessica, a very funny and stunning ebony goddess who was as queer as a goat. Her folks dont know. I wish Indira and i had become more than friends but we never explored our feelings....merely admitted them. Now she goes to college and i go to another , one in Boston. I do not want to miss out. I think great friends can become lovers. OK, i know it is not likely to work out but i just dont want to miss out. I open my mind this time around. I still check out the big booty latinas (personal preference) but i am looking for someone deeper. I am not at all shallow and want a smart and funny gal. Most dudes want a hottie and i am not really truly an exception but you try talking to a goddess with great looks but no humor, no fun and nothing at all besides being a copy of the Mighty Aphrodite. This is me. A regular guy in college. HELP ! Peace. Link to post Share on other sites
jenny Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 so, wait, you're a virgin? Link to post Share on other sites
2SidestoStories Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Wolverine, I say this with utmost care, concern, and sincerest emotion: For a "normal" guy, you certainly have a LOT of time on your hands. Perhaps seeking professional assistance for sleep disorders may be what you need. Or perhaps speaking with one of your no doubt highly perceptive and concerned college advisors about a direction in which to channel your energy would be a better use for it. What help you are seeking here is not help which you can receive here, as is evidenced in responses you have been given to previous posts. My simple analysis, based upon reading every single one of your posts, is that you're insanely bored and have decided that because you have spent much of your time people watching and living your life in the box we shall refer to as the "Nice yet perverted 18 year old virgin guy who happens to be going to college now instead of feeling fearful of college because it's a new experience for someone who's so used to living in his own head, and therefore god forbid he actually step a foot outside his comfort zone," you have decided that you're somehow superior. You're not. Get over yourself. Get out of your head. Get off your ass. Get talking to a counselor. And that is all I have to say to that. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Why did you find it necessary to state your race, and the race of a girl you dated or liked? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Wolverine117 Posted September 28, 2003 Author Share Posted September 28, 2003 Hi. I am a straight guy who has discovered he can get off virtually anything. Yet he's still a virgin. I have seen sex in many ways (lesbian, interacial, black, asian, bdsm, fetish, animalss, anal, bisexual, shemales, strap ons, fat sex). I find it all very exciting. Now, i would never @!#$ a dude or anything of the sort but it really doesn't bother me or shock me anymore. I find sex exciting and enjoyable. I like women and only them and i dont feel threatened by other sexualities and on occasion i don't mind watching. But i seem to be the only guy with such an attitude, am i weird or something ? Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 There is no normal when it comes to sex. Whatever floats your boat. Anything goes if it doesn't harm others and if it'e between one or more consenting, competent adults. You sound just fine. Don't worry about yourself. And if you want to stay a virgin for a while, that's just fine too. You're A-OK!!! Is there a reason that you speak of the virgin aspect of yourself in the third person, as if HE was outside of YOU??? Link to post Share on other sites
BlockHead Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Tony, I think that is his narrator speaking. Link to post Share on other sites
The Cyber Traveler Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Hi. I am a somewhat normal hetero guy in college. 18, single. Still a ****ing virgin. I have always loved girls but been kind of the shy, nice guy type. Needless to say, i don't get any. I have become fascinated by sex and the sex lives people lead. It's all a very big turn on for me. On the net i have seen all kinds of sex (lesbian, anal, strap ons, animals, incest, fat girls, male and female bisexuality, beastiality, shemales and hot stories.) Now, i get excvited to some degree watching all that but in my life i love the girls and really would like to meet a nice one. I'd be completely faithful to the woman i love. My attitude toward sex is different from other guys. I like chicks, but dont mind watching something else once in a great while. I am not scared of gay guys nor would i ever **** a guy. "To each his/her own, " is the motto i live by. Human sexuality fascinates me. I am well read, educated and open-minded yet no woman has ever loved me though i have loved many girls. I have yet to embrace anyone. My life is a lonely one and i am beginning to despair. What is wrong with me ? Is there a way out of my situation ? Why am i the only guy who thinks like this ? Link to post Share on other sites
NEONINK Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I don't think anything is wrong with you... Why would you? Just because you haven't jumped on every possible encounter or taken advantage of willing compatriots? Ok, you're a nice, quiet, reserved guy that might like a little hotter woman instead of a nice, quiet, reserved girl. But the hotties are too busy giving bj's to the football team... <I'm expounding, sorry... it's a rainy day> You know... they say the quiet ones are animals in the bedrooms. Go where you are wanted... Get to know someone who wants to know you. Smile and look them in the eye. Ask them for coffee, that's cheaper and if you have nothing to talk about, coffee can be quick. But don't despair, I think the opposite of your nature would be the hopeless one. Link to post Share on other sites
jenny Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 hello! cyber traveler, i just installed a program that can help assess problems based on repeated predictable syntax. before i answer your post about loneliness, there are a few things i *must* know, just fill in the form, it's standard. 1. what color are you?____________ 2. how old are you? _______ 3. are you a virgin?___________ 4. what orientation are you? _____________ 5. do you consider yourself normal? ____________ 6. what kind of porn do you like? make sure to name *all* categories. _________________________________________ 7. What grandiose thoughts do you have about yourself? _________________________________________ 8. What *insert* girls, or lack thereof, are troubling you this evening? _________________________________________ ok. give me a few seconds here...<pause> hmmm, mmm, rustle, rustle. according to my results: you are an Unsuccessful Narcissist! please contact your local counselor immediately and resubmit information. Link to post Share on other sites
BlockHead Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Unsuccessful Narcissist. Nah. He is bored to tears, and he has nothing better to do. If you can’t handle the boredom, get a job, or if you already have one, work longer hours. Link to post Share on other sites
Metro boy Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 WHAT IN HELL IS WRONG WITH ME ? Thats a question that puzzles me. This is all the truth. I love women but dislike their focus on artificial things. Most of my friends are male, yet the female friends leave a lasting mark on me. I have been in love with several girls...yet none have ever returned my affections. I don't hate gays but hate pretenders (girls who do it because it's s a cool trend). I fight for my rights when i have to but i'm usually quiet. I would gladly die for the woman i love...but i doubt i can be loved. I seem to be a bad guy( six foot three by 240 pounds) yet most of the time im a teddy bear. I like soccer and write stories and poems. I love Anne RIce and FRed SAberhagen (two authors). I idolize Hercules the Mythic hero. I am black yet hate rap, hip hop and R&B. I Come off as a nice guy and everyone tells me to toughen up...but i might turn out to be a very evil man. So i keep up the nice guy thing. I am fascinated by sex (Lesbian, anal, bisexual, bondage, bdsm, bbw, strap ons, fetish, fat girls, asian, black, indian, incest, beastiality) and find them all to be highly erotic. I am heterosexual yet for some weird reason i find it hard to hate gays. I dont hate people and give them the benefit of the doubt. Is that so wrong ? I am still a virgin at the age of 18. I am an A student at a private school on an academic scholarship. I've never had a real girlfriend. I look up to Eminem. WHAT IN HELL IS WRONG WITH ME ? Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 You're 18. That's the only thing that's really wrong....I think everybody is wrong at 18. Link to post Share on other sites
midori Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 Since you've signed up as a member under Wolverine117, how about sticking with that name? The same problem posted under different names is getting to be tiresome. Link to post Share on other sites
IRULE Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I just have question and comment first you said you dont lie but you are honest? Second I have a major problem with the animal thing major! leave the animals alone. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Wolverine117 Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 To Irule, I dont do animals. I saw it on the web, though. It's not something i like. I just mentioned it because it is there. Link to post Share on other sites
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