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well lets just say at least the guy isnt writing a script for the hallmark channel

You talkin to me? :mad:

 

:p You're right, that is just awful pap.

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Long live the white elephant! May it live forever, trotted out once in awhile to savage, then put back into the barn and fed on cow poop...

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burning 4 revenge
Long live the white elephant! May it live forever, trotted out once in awhile to savage, then put back into the barn and fed on cow poop...

have you been pulling hitters with Michael Phelps?

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have you been pulling hitters with Michael Phelps?

No hitters necessary. The white elephant lives large, nurtured and well fed. It keeps growing and growing and growing. But then what animal wouldn't when it's so well tended.

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Getting involved with another robot was probably a mistake. Especially one without an emotion chip.
oh but dont you realize robots are oh so logical?
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Getting involved with another robot was probably a mistake. Especially one without an emotion chip.

 

Are you saying that he was entering data? :lmao:

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Are you saying that he was entering data? :lmao:

Interesting thought. Mine were more along the lines that "Engage!" and "Make it so!" are not the most spontaneous ways to initiate coupling.

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I was just imagining a herd of white elephants in a barn. That must get intense. On the otherhand, if you bring them out and charge $100/ride, it could be a lucrative or at minimum, a self-supporting herd. Cow poop can be expensive, especially the really fertile kind.

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Cow poop can be expensive, especially the really fertile kind.

 

I wonder how much dog poop goes for. I have a bunch of that in my backyard.

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I wonder how much dog poop goes for. I have a bunch of that in my backyard.

I'm sorry but dog poop isn't very fertile for growing purposes. It's a nice offer though, one I'm sure johan will appreciate, because it comes from the heart. :)

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I was just imagining a herd of white elephants in a barn.

Maybe try and get a grip on reality, before you try the more advanced stuff.

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johan set the spambot off. There are some amazing turds of wisdom coming out.

 

I need my snow shovel.

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MindoverMatter

I get the feeling that there are some things relevant that were not posted here, or else the off-topic banter is even more confusing than it usually is.

 

Johan: How do you think about exes once you engage in a new relationship?

 

Do your feelings change, do you feel that the past was a lie whereas the present is the truth?

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I had an ex-BF do this to me. After he broke up with me, I started dating someone else almost immediately, and he got upset about it! Come ON, buddy, YOU broke up with ME here. What did you think I was going to do, sit around wasting away for you??? Why aren't you happy that I have moved on, away from YOU - since YOU didn't want me around in the first place??

 

And another thing, men do this all the time (start dating somebody right away after a breakup). They of all people should understand it when a woman does the same thing. Or is it NOT the same thing in your minds?

 

I will never understand men. Ever.

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I'm with you, dude. I broke up with my GF in July, and I've had no urge to move on. In fact, I've enjoyed my non-relationship status. As for my ex-GF, I suspect she's moved on. The lady loves sex.

 

Perhaps by Spring I'll be ready to jump back in. But now, I have my work, my children, my ex-wife and, as always, the Shack. :)

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