A religion that lets you do whatever you want

[chris250]

Universalism is the only religion that lets you do whatever you want. It's good news. There's true freedom in it. You can be a serial cop killer and still go to heaven. You can murder 50 cops and commit suicide afterwards and still go to heaven.

 

You can shoplift from wal-mart and still go to heaven. If it wasn't illegal I probably would steal for a living.

 

You can get 20 women pregnant and still go to heaven. Jesus died for ALL sin including the sin of unbelief and all blasphemy.

 

You can even curse the Holy Spirit on your death bed and call Him every foul name in the book and still go to heaven.

 

Universalism works for me. Why? I have no guilt about anything I do. If I want to curse God and call Him every foul name in the book I do it until my heart is content and I don't feel bad afterwards.

 

At this point I'm going to heaven whether I want to or not. Yes you can do whatever you want and believe whatever you want and still go to heaven.

 

My next book will be titled "How to be free from sin while calling God a butthead during a thunderstorm" or

 

"How to be free from sin while thinking about God in a sexual way."

 

Christians would love to get their hands on God and have sex with Him. They just know they want to!

 

I don't care what any of you say. I'm going to heaven and so are you! I am free from sin even if I'm into prostitution and preaching the gospel after every sex session.

[Woggle]

I just believe in a higher power and don't follow any church. I am not a fan of organized religion but I do believe there is something beyond this world that holds it together.

[chris250]

Anyone who is not a part of organized religion is on the right track as far as I'm concerned. I can appreciate your viewpoint. Anything is better than the guilt & fear based religions of the world.

 

As for me there is no hell, no reincarnation, no purgatory. There is just heaven that waits for us all at the end of this life.

 

Why are we here in the first place? I don't know. However I don't think we're here to learn anything before we're fit to be with God in heaven. There is nothing that I need to accomplish before I'm qualified to go to heaven. I'm good to go anytime regardless of how I lived my life.

[disgracian]

This is just total repetition and trolling. What a pointless thread. I hope it gets deleted.

 

Cheers,

D.

[chris250]

Who cares if it gets deleted? I've got nothing to lose by speaking my mind on here. I'm just living up my freedom to do whatever the hell I want. That means I don't have to worry about who might be offended either because I'm still going to heaven!

 

I could care less if I get banned! I'm already a member of 12 other internet forums.

[quankanne]

You can even curse the Holy Spirit on your death bed and call Him every foul name in the book and still go to heaven.

 

oh, and I imagine St. Pete's gonna be at the Pearly Gates, just waiting for you, so he can administer an ass-whuppin' on behalf of the Big Guy :D :D

[Moose]

Just about everything you've said is complete rubbish.

 

Anyone who believes you would be considered a fool. I suggest you get some professional help....

[quankanne]

*ppppfffftttt* :laugh:

 

thanks, moose ~ you just made me spit out my crackers from laughing so hard!

[carhill]

Try abstinence

[Mahatma]

Chris, from the few posts I saw of yours, I thought you were an intelligent person. Now I see you are just as out of whack and ignorant as any radically religious person.

 

You will pay for killing 50 cops. Why you added "cops" to 50 people, I do not know. You will pay for your sins, but not in hell.

 

I would continue tearing this apart, but this is really just a troll, as someone above said.

[Moose]

*ppppfffftttt* :laugh:

 

thanks, moose ~ you just made me spit out my crackers from laughing so hard!

lol....sorry....

You will pay for your sins, but not in hell.

Or even possibly on earth. According to the gospel, (As I understand it) IF chris250 came to Christ with a contrite heart, it's true.....at this point he'll go to heaven no matter what....

 

But....don't be fooled....it won't be anything like he's thinking....however, I have reason and just cause to believe that the Holy Spirit doesn't live in his heart at this point. If He did, this kind of talk wouldn't be coming out of his head....

[quankanne]

so if it originates from A Bunghole, we must assume that it's Satan speaking?

 

[disgracian]

Chris, when somebody who claims to see angels flying around them at all times fighting off evil thinks you need professional help (and I happen to agree), you know you've got problems.

 

The unfortunate thing is that you strike me as somebody who acts according to the consequences they might reap, but you no longer believe in any consequences. Thus you show little regard for others as is evidenced by your constant, repetitive and obnoxious preaching on a topic that everybody here have little or no interest in.

 

Cheers,

D.

[taiko]

so if it originates from A Bunghole, we must assume that it's Satan speaking?

 

 

I'm not sure. Every known religious commentator is called that by some of those with differing beliefs. Hence the anti Pope camp. The anti feel good Christian lite camp. The anti prosperity gospel camp. Those who place all Muslims with the suicide bombers etc. I guess only a few are able to bring out the passions of those who tend to be tolorant of almost all.

[chris250]

Just about everything you've said is complete rubbish.

 

Anyone who believes you would be considered a fool. I suggest you get some professional help....

 

 

Your version of christianity's days are numbered buddy! As long as I'm living I will do everything I can to destroy this whole religious system and nobody is going to stop me!

 

I don't care how anybody here feels about it! For as long as I'm breathing I will continue to give church going people and preachers a hard time!

 

If I get banned from here I'll be giving christians a hard time on other forums. It's no skin off my back.

 

So why don't you just get lost because you know you can't win! Christianity will be put out of my business and I'm doing my part to contribute to that.

 

Heck I might as well start burning bibles because 90% of our modern day bible translations are quite disgusting. They make me sick to my stomach to read! I say steal all the bibles from all the pews in the baptist and catholic churches and burn them!

 

Good riddance!

[chris250]

Chris, from the few posts I saw of yours, I thought you were an intelligent person. Now I see you are just as out of whack and ignorant as any radically religious person.

 

You will pay for killing 50 cops. Why you added "cops" to 50 people, I do not know. You will pay for your sins, but not in hell.

 

I would continue tearing this apart, but this is really just a troll, as someone above said.

 

I will not pay for anything I do in this life. Your doom and gloom predictions don't mean jack ****!

[disgracian]

Your version of christianity's days are numbered buddy!

That's about the only thing you've said that isn't total nonsense. But your part in this is greatly overstated to say the least.

 

Cheers,

D.

[Geishawhelk]

Your version of christianity's days are numbered buddy! As long as I'm living I will do everything I can to destroy this whole religious system and nobody is going to stop me!

 

I don't care how anybody here feels about it! For as long as I'm breathing I will continue to give church going people and preachers a hard time!

 

If I get banned from here I'll be giving christians a hard time on other forums. It's no skin off my back.

 

So why don't you just get lost because you know you can't win! Christianity will be put out of my business and I'm doing my part to contribute to that.

 

Heck I might as well start burning bibles because 90% of our modern day bible translations are quite disgusting. They make me sick to my stomach to read! I say steal all the bibles from all the pews in the baptist and catholic churches and burn them!

 

Good riddance!

 

 

What a charming gentleman. I must extend an invitation to come and give our ladies' tea and sewing circle a little talk. I'm sure they'd be thrilled at the prospect of sharing an afternoon - and eternity - with such an engaging and captivating fellow.

 

And just in case nobody spotted it, that was sarcasm.

 

We British are so good at that......

 

Does anyone smell sulphur.....?

[chris250]

It's better to harass christians either on internet or in a real life church setting than it is to harass women. I hope that a so called pastor of a church tries to put a restraining order on me where I'm not allowed to approach his church within 100 feet.

 

I'm guilty of harassing christians but not women. It's time to burn the american flag too since it does not stand for what this country was originally founded on.

 

Burn all these grossly translated bibles and american flags! I have no respect for either one of them!! I am exercising my freedom and constitutional rights to burn these materials!

 

These grossly translated bibles do more damage than the Quarn or the book of mormon or the satanic bible. Even the satanist bible won't mess up your mind as much as these modern day translations of the holy bible.

 

My worst enemies out there have always been right wing fundamentalists and catholics and protestants. I've been exposed to more abuse in a church than I have been from my high school bullies. At least my high school bullies didn't threaten me with eternal damnation!

 

So no I don't have any respect for the pope or any priest or any religious leader on tv or radio! I'd love the opportunity to curse the pope to his face and tell him that he's a self righteous false prophet!!

 

Yes it is my personal calling to give religious people a hard time for as long as I have breath in my lungs! You all better start praying for your god or gods to take me out of this world because I'm going to be doing a lot of damage to your organizations as time goes on even if it means spreading rumors and lies about your pastors!

[knaveman]

Why do you hate so much?

[blondesmiler]

The more he says the stupid stuff the more attention he gets.

Good point

[Geishawhelk]

It's better to harass christians either on internet or in a real life church setting than it is to harass women. I hope that a so called pastor of a church tries to put a restraining order on me where I'm not allowed to approach his church within 100 feet.

 

I'm guilty of harassing christians but not women. It's time to burn the american flag too since it does not stand for what this country was originally founded on.

 

Burn all these grossly translated bibles and american flags! I have no respect for either one of them!! I am exercising my freedom and constitutional rights to burn these materials!

 

These grossly translated bibles do more damage than the Quarn or the book of mormon or the satanic bible. Even the satanist bible won't mess up your mind as much as these modern day translations of the holy bible.

 

My worst enemies out there have always been right wing fundamentalists and catholics and protestants. I've been exposed to more abuse in a church than I have been from my high school bullies. At least my high school bullies didn't threaten me with eternal damnation!

 

So no I don't have any respect for the pope or any priest or any religious leader on tv or radio! I'd love the opportunity to curse the pope to his face and tell him that he's a self righteous false prophet!!

 

Yes it is my personal calling to give religious people a hard time for as long as I have breath in my lungs! You all better start praying for your god or gods to take me out of this world because I'm going to be doing a lot of damage to your organizations as time goes on even if it means spreading rumors and lies about your pastors!

 

Deluded fanatics like you are two a penny and they come and go, Chris. (mostly 'go').....

I think I prefer you when you witter on aimlessly about relationships.

 

You're much funnier then.

Stick to comedy.

[Mahatma]

Gloom and doom? Hardly. I believe in being good for the benefit of the human race.

 

See what happens when you kill 50 cops... you will get punished one way or another.

 

You will never convince people to think like you this way. You are no different than a hellfire preacher when you use this in your face crap.

 

You are just as bad as the crusaders. Find what you believe, share it, and let people be. People do not need to think like you to be happy. You have not found anything special.

 

You also claim you will find other "christians" to bother should you get banned from here. So you are only targeting Christians? That makes sense. You agree with the Jews? Muslims? Hindus? You are only out to piss off Christians, your reasoning is invalid.

[chris250]

Gloom and doom? Hardly. I believe in being good for the benefit of the human race.

 

See what happens when you kill 50 cops... you will get punished one way or another.

 

You will never convince people to think like you this way. You are no different than a hellfire preacher when you use this in your face crap.

 

You are just as bad as the crusaders. Find what you believe, share it, and let people be. People do not need to think like you to be happy. You have not found anything special.

 

You also claim you will find other "christians" to bother should you get banned from here. So you are only targeting Christians? That makes sense. You agree with the Jews? Muslims? Hindus? You are only out to piss off Christians, your reasoning is invalid.

 

 

There are people who commit suicide after killing 50 cops or others in a massacre. They do not get punished. They go straight to heaven. Yes that includes the virginia tech shooter.

 

Law enforcement agencies have NO jurisdiction beyond the grave even if the perpertraitor comes back to haunt them in a spirit form. Deal with it!

 

I don't care that you think I'm no different than a hellfire preacher. Everybody has their own flavor. I am not going to conform to your style of doing things. You can either take it or leave it.

 

This is a free country. If I want to get in people's faces on the streets I have every right to do that! I respect the hellfire preachers because at least they take seriously what they believe.

 

You and nobody else is going to stop me from carrying out my mission of giving others a hard time if that's what I want to do.

 

As I said before you better pray to your God to kill me if you don't like my style of doing things because that's what I intend to do while I have breath in my lungs. I don't have to convince anyone because we're all going to heaven!

 

Time for me to make a fire since it's frigid cold tonight. This will be a golden opportunity to burn one of my bibles. I'm throwing the NIV bible in the fireplace since it is a gross translation. The bibles we have in our hands today are not the original bibles. They have been translated by fallible men and are good only to be burned in the fireplace!

[knaveman]

There are people who commit suicide after killing 50 cops or others in a massacre. They do not get punished. They go straight to heaven. Yes that includes the virginia tech shooter.

 

Law enforcement agencies have NO jurisdiction beyond the grave even if the perpertraitor comes back to haunt them in a spirit form. Deal with it!

 

I don't care that you think I'm no different than a hellfire preacher. Everybody has their own flavor. I am not going to conform to your style of doing things. You can either take it or leave it.

 

This is a free country. If I want to get in people's faces on the streets I have every right to do that! I respect the hellfire preachers because at least they take seriously what they believe.

 

You and nobody else is going to stop me from carrying out my mission of giving others a hard time if that's what I want to do.

 

As I said before you better pray to your God to kill me if you don't like my style of doing things because that's what I intend to do while I have breath in my lungs. I don't have to convince anyone because we're all going to heaven!

 

You aint nobody special either you idiot!

 

Time for me to make a fire since it's frigid cold tonight. This will be a golden opportunity to burn one of my bibles. I'm throwing the NIV bible in the fireplace since it is a gross translation. The bibles we have in our hands today are not the original bibles. They have been translated by fallible men and are good only to be burned in the fireplace!

 

I hope that someday you do find true peace and happiness chris. namaste.