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pollywag, I totally agree with you! I love being a woman. I wouldn't change it. But this doesn't mean we are sans flaws.

 

I've met many women who are catty and total b1tches, both attractive and unattractive. I hate the amount of bickering and petty BS that goes on, when groups of women gather.

 

I also find that some women can't STAND it when their SO or even male friend compliments her friend. Hehehe...this is quite funny to watch. You see her squirming and feigning sincerity when she gushes over the other woman, and even goes as far as agreeing with him...but as a woman, I can see past this. I honestly get a kick out of this. I'm a catty b1tch. ;)

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Some women consider themselves "one of the guys" .

No one else sees them this way.

 

 

I think that really depends on the individual. Noone will be completely, of course, nor would we want to. But I believe that's ALMOST how some of my guy friends see me, because of unique circumstances.

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I always end up working with some psycho jealous freak that has to know where I buy all my clothes

 

polly, I'm looking at your avatar as I read this, and I'm laughing my butt off thinking about girls trying to find out where you scored your habit ... the bitches! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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I also find that some women can't STAND it when their SO or even male friend compliments her friend. Hehehe...this is quite funny to watch. You see her squirming and feigning sincerity when she gushes over the other woman, and even goes as far as agreeing with him...but as a woman, I can see past this. I honestly get a kick out of this.

 

I have seen this too but in that instance it makes me feel really uncomfortable because I know it is a lot more about what is going in their realtionship and what is lacking between them and far less about the attention he could be paying the outsider. Women will rip each other's eyes out first before they face the the man's part in all the flirty games. I find that strange, how quick women are to blame other women.

 

I do hate how men act really whimpy when infront of their signficant others and pay extra attention to an attractive woman to the point of becoming fumbling fools that don't even know their place anymore.

This is why women who are attractive sometimes feel the need to always have to watch their p's and q's in the presence of a couple in order to not cross any flirty lines that will cause friction with that couple. I have been on both ends, on the end of being the innocent but friendly woman making conversation with a fumlbing fool and on the end of the partner watching my mate make a fool of himself in front of someone that was paying extra attention to him that was not sexually flirty at all.

 

Some women will see any attention spent on another woman by their man as sexual flirtiness and I think that's a product of the relationship not the situation.

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I always end up working with some psycho jealous freak that has to know where I buy all my clothes

 

polly, I'm looking at your avatar as I read this, and I'm laughing my butt off thinking about girls trying to find out where you scored your habit ... the bitches! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

Right, I forgot you could actually see what I look like in my picture.

Did I mention this was for Halloween?

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Some more.

 

I hate men who want to fight other man just to impress their friends. This goes for other stupid things men do to impress other man as well. Many men have hurt themselves and even lost their lives in pissing contests with other men. I admit I am guilty of it sometimes myself but some guys just take it too far.

 

I also can't stand it how some men are afraid to enjoy certain things in public out of fear of appearing unmanly.

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burning 4 revenge
Some more.

 

I hate men who want to fight other man just to impress their friends. This goes for other stupid things men do to impress other man as well. Many men have hurt themselves and even lost their lives in pissing contests with other men. I admit I am guilty of it sometimes myself but some guys just take it too far.

 

I also can't stand it how some men are afraid to enjoy certain things in public out of fear of appearing unmanly.

why do you let women walk all over you?
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Right, I forgot you could actually see what I look like in my picture.

Did I mention this was for Halloween?

 

I love your avie, pollywag! Reminds me of the little creature I currently live with. I imagine she'd look like that, were she to wear a habit.

 

Another thing I dislike... Women who claim they can't cook. For some reason, some of them seem to think it's sexy or something... :rolleyes:

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SpanksTheMonkey
The penis - always leading us up the wrong alley :mad:

So is that what guys are calling it now a days so much for sex ed.. :laugh:

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Great thread!!

 

I hate Sex and the City b*tches. I hate pointy-toed high-heeled shoes and khaki pants and blonde highlights. I don't give a sh*te about designer labels. I don't want a big church wedding with a half-million-dollar budget.

 

I hate when women end their sentences like this? Like everything is a question? Like everything goes up on the end?

 

I hate women who go to college with the express goal of sitting around on the porch of their sorority house comparing the size of their engagement rings. I cannot even fathom thinking any of that sh*t was important.

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Men who sleep with women, then complain the women were "too easy"

 

Men who cannot handle their lives, do not take work seriously, or sponge of mom and dad.

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It offends something deep inside me when I'm in the changing room of the gym, and another woman opens/closes her locker door with unnecessary force, allows shampoo bottles to clatter clumsily onto the floor and bangs around in a heavy-hooved clumping manner while humming tunelessly. Or breaches the peace by blowing her nose like a trumpet in between yelling at someone on her mobile phone.

 

I believe that all women should undergo a period of geisha-training, to learn the art of existing quietly and non-intrusively. There have to be some benefits to being a woman. I would like peaceful, pleasant and feminine communal facilities to be among them.

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Other things about women at the gym - wearing make up whilst working out. Obviously not there to do a real work out. Plus those who love pink to the extreme - pink tracksuit, pink t-shirt, pink hairband, pink towel, pink washbag, pink kit bag....

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Other things about women at the gym - wearing make up whilst working out. Obviously not there to do a real work out. Plus those who love pink to the extreme - pink tracksuit, pink t-shirt, pink hairband, pink towel, pink washbag, pink kit bag....

 

Well throw another pink shrimp on the Barbie! Perhaps I should be grateful that the less considerate female members of my gym limit themselves to assault of the eardrums.

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Other things about women at the gym - wearing make up whilst working out. Obviously not there to do a real work out. Plus those who love pink to the extreme - pink tracksuit, pink t-shirt, pink hairband, pink towel, pink washbag, pink kit bag....

I'm ashamed to say I had the pink cell phone at one point.. :o

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why do you let women walk all over you?

 

:laugh: I know...what a wimp!

 

 

No, I'm not bashing my own gender because you can't bash a gender based on SOME members of a gender.

 

Nonsense. Let's face it, ALL women are bytches. And it starts from the moment they get their periods.

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No, I'm not bashing my own gender because you can't bash a gender based on SOME members of a gender.

 

Just like a woman :laugh:

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I hate all men that are smarter, better looking, wealthier, in better shape, wittier, taller, have larger *units*, or have hotter girlfriends than me. Seriously guys, why do you have to make my life so hard? Buncha jerks if you ask me.

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I hate all men that are smarter, better looking, wealthier, in better shape, wittier, taller, have larger *units*, or have hotter girlfriends than me. Seriously guys, why do you have to make my life so hard? Buncha jerks if you ask me.

 

I hate guys that brag....:laugh:

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Great thread!!

 

I hate pointy-toed high-heeled shoes and khaki pants and blonde highlights.

 

Haha, yes! Though it's a style preference, not something I actually hate; I'm just not really a fan of the overly polished look. My hair is long and unstyled, I wear old worn out shoes, and none of my jeans are designer. I bet some people think I am grungy, oh well...

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I hate all men that are smarter, better looking, wealthier, in better shape, wittier, taller, have larger *units*, or have hotter girlfriends than me. Seriously guys, why do you have to make my life so hard? Buncha jerks if you ask me.

 

It's only 50% likely that I'm taller than you.

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Those woman that expect the guy to pay for everything just because they think it's the man's job to do so.

 

Also those that go on crying if you were to step on their toes or if they get hit by a super soft object, ugh how stupid can that be.

 

Those that like telling sad stories in order to get sympathy.

 

Lastly those that focus on bashing the male gender and stereotized them all.

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