JLee26 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 The next time you think you are having a bad day, and that your job is nothing more than a pain in the ass, please do the following On your way home from said crappy job, stop by a drug store Locate the thermometer aisle, and purchase a Johnson and Johnson Rectal thermometer Purchase thermometer and head to home Once home, put on some comfy clothes and possibly pour a glass of wine. Now sit at your dining room table and place the package in front of you Pull out the instructions, and begin to read. All the way down to the fine print. There you will find a statement, simple and in black and white: Each Thermometer has been personally tested and then sanitized to ensure proper working function. Now sit back, perhaps take a sip of that wine, and repeat: I love my job, I love my job.[ Link to post Share on other sites
Meaplus3 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 LOL..Thank you I needed that today. I'm a SAHM and it's April break so all of my kids are home for the next 8 days. Oldest son was up in a tree. Younger son swinging from a top the play gym and daughter tearing up the lawn with her barbie jeep:eek:And this is all today mind you. Oh.. and I forgot to mention half the neighborhood kids are at my house. Yippie:bunny:..I love my job. Mea:) Link to post Share on other sites
Author JLee26 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 glad to have helped put a smile on your face!! Link to post Share on other sites
shoesies05 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 hahaha... that was great. thing to think about though- how do you know these people dont enjoy it? lol there are others that stick larger things up there butts, and arent even getting paid for it =) Link to post Share on other sites
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