RomanticBride Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I had the most wonderful dream last night about my Eternal Beloved. I was at his house, and apparently (in the dream only) he was married. His wife was the ugliest old pig I had ever had the misfortune of laying eyes on. Well, Eternal Beloved held me to his side as he loudly told Wifey that he loved me and not her and had chosen me! We kissed passionately and she burst into tears. The next bit of the dream that I remember was she was chasing us in a beat-up minivan, while we were in a convertible. She kept swerving all over the road because she was crying. Eternal Beloved was still snuggling me whilst driving, and every so often I would look back at the scraggly-haired wretch in back of me and gloat at her, hurling insults. Even though I don't think I would've liked it if he were married in real life (because I would be worried about the same happening to me) I woke up feeling very satisfied at being chosen over another, and in some cruel sick way, I liked seeing this other crack-whore get what she had coming. Though that was just the way I reacted in the dream. Dreams are dreams, don't blame me for my emotions in them. But either way, it was the best dream I'd had in long time! Link to post Share on other sites
GorillaTheater Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 As I blushingly read this, my heart beat madly as it spewed the offal of my soul over the landscape of my passion. Thanks for sharing. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
lostsoulmate Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 This is breathtaking. Keep the romance alive!!! Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 OMG! Barbara Cartland lives on! Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Link to post Share on other sites
Owl Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 So what is it about this "dream" that makes everyone feel so gooey and romantic?!?!?! I sure don't get it. Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Owl? Don't you recognize when an Artist is among the lowly? When the dead and passionless are able to gain divine instruction from One who is able to feel the atoms of their Lover pass through their Soul? (Someone pass the pipe to me....I'm losing my buzz....) Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Owl I too thought you had more passion and romance in you. So disappointed... Please refresh your memory on true love: http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t183506/ Link to post Share on other sites
bentnotbroken Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Owl? Don't you recognize when an Artist is among the lowly? When the dead and passionless are able to gain divine instruction from One who is able to feel the atoms of their Lover pass through their Soul? (Someone pass the pipe to me....I'm losing my buzz....) :lmao::lmao:Bong anyone???:lmao::lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 "My Eternal Beloved, foresooth I lay mine heart at your manly feet, still beating bravely, enduringly, for all eternity. Whence time began and ended, when mine eyes feasted on your manliness." I'm surprised that your dream didn't include running over the wife, backing up, and running over her again, all in graphic techni-colour. It would be the appropriate ending to a dream of....victory... Link to post Share on other sites
lostsoulmate Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I mean really... why spew the abhorrence? Her fiance is not married. The dream probably has some interpretable meaning. She enjoyed it. Why no love? IMO loathing only brings on more loathing. IMO the OP was trying to bring something light and fresh, lovely even to this board. Romantic Bride, Thank you for being sentimental! Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Wow, old EB with the seahag in a minivan chasing? This is one of the most touching, inspiring dreams I have ever heard of. I had a similar one. It started with a 50 year old virgin gasping "sweet , Jesus" ,as their bodies became one, thrusting, ever thrusting... Bong, please. No Bogarting.:bunny: Link to post Share on other sites
herenow Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Yeah, I had that dream once. Only thing is, the wife was chasing the H because he stole her car and left her with his crappy old van. All she really wanted was her car back. Finally the wife caught up to them because H ran out of gas. He took the van and left his wife with the convertible at the side of the road. Lucky for the wife along came a handsome single guy to help her and they rode off into the sunset in his much nicer convertible. Soon her H (soon to be X thank goodness) and the OW ran out of gas again. And there they lived in a beat up old van on the side of the road. However, in my dream both women were exquisite and beautiful. The H was the attractiveness challenged one. Thankfully, wife realized she could do better. Too bad OW will never get that chance living there on that dusty lonely road with MM (soon to be exMM) the only man around. Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Banned to an alternate reality. How do I access this place. Oh, yeah, bong, please. Link to post Share on other sites
desertmoon Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 OMG!!!!! These are the funniest responses ever!!!! <except for OWL's > Barbara Cartland! LOL!!!! my babysitter used to read those darn books!!!! hahahahaha--god, that was soooo long ago.....i always wondered how an old woman can write passionate love stories! Ok, what did I know I was only a kid! Reggie, easy with the bong! lol... Link to post Share on other sites
wildsoul Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 If this was something the poster actually dreamed (highly doubt) but if it WAS: I don't predict a happy marriage. Clearly, there is some fear that her husband will not be attracted and/or cheat on her once she is in the wife role. Moreover, the dreamer seems to have some disdain for a part of herself who she thinks is a "pig." (Classic dream analysis would say that she is both women in this dream. There is no "other." Different characters are different parts of us.) Link to post Share on other sites
herenow Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 If this was something the poster actually dreamed (highly doubt) but if it WAS: I don't predict a happy marriage. Clearly, there is some fear that her husband will not be attracted and/or cheat on her once she is in the wife role. Moreover, the dreamer seems to have some disdain for a part of herself who she thinks is a "pig." (Classic dream analysis would say that she is both women in this dream. There is no "other." Different characters are different parts of us.) Or, she could just crave the drama she thought a post like this would attract. Link to post Share on other sites
Owl Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Or, she could just crave the drama she thought a post like this would attract. Ahh, that's why I missed the sheer beauty of this wonderful little gem...it was covered in troll droppings! Link to post Share on other sites
GorillaTheater Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Ahh, that's why I missed the sheer beauty of this wonderful little gem...it was covered in troll droppings! It was so stunningly bizarre that I felt I needed to look at the OP's previous postings, which were pretty damn stunning in their own right. But left me inspired to come up with some similar prose. But props where props are due: Romantic Bride is a cut above your average troll. Link to post Share on other sites
herenow Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 It was so stunningly bizarre that I felt I needed to look at the OP's previous postings, which were pretty damn stunning in their own right. But left me inspired to come up with some similar prose. But props where props are due: Romantic Bride is a cut above your average troll. I took your lead and went to read the OP's previous postings as well. Based on the stuff she writes while she is awake, it makes sense that she would have such a bizarre dream. Carry on Romantic Bride. Link to post Share on other sites
Author RomanticBride Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Firstly, I am not a blasted troll. I don't say things solely to get a rise out if people. I say them because I mean them. Yes, people these "insane and melodramatic" posts are actually mine. Don't believe me? Read my blog. (And please comment) http://rosegardenmusings.webs.com/apps/blog/ Second, I'm fully aware I don't have a grip on reality. I don't like having to talk like a modern woman instead of a 16-th century poet, but if I have to to prove a point, I will. So... Here goes: SCREW REALITY! (Except for you, Eternal Beloved. You're the one piece of this wretched (modern terminology: ****ty) world that I do like.) But, on a happier note, I'm glad you like my posts. =) Thank yew. ..."Stunning", huh? Link to post Share on other sites
GorillaTheater Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 ..."Stunning", huh? It took my breath away, RB; please don't stop posting. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NoIDidn't Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 If this was something the poster actually dreamed (highly doubt) but if it WAS: I don't predict a happy marriage. Clearly, there is some fear that her husband will not be attracted and/or cheat on her once she is in the wife role. Moreover, the dreamer seems to have some disdain for a part of herself who she thinks is a "pig." (Classic dream analysis would say that she is both women in this dream. There is no "other." Different characters are different parts of us.) I'm with you, WS. I figured the horribly disfigured pig was some part of herself that she is afraid to acknowledge and chooses to see herself as uber-desireable and chosen. All of my dreams before I got married were of me marrying one of my previous boyfriends and regretting it. Wonder what THAT meant? Link to post Share on other sites
Owl Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Firstly, I am not a blasted troll. I don't say things solely to get a rise out if people. I say them because I mean them. Yes, people these "insane and melodramatic" posts are actually mine. Don't believe me? Read my blog. (And please comment) http://rosegardenmusings.webs.com/apps/blog/ Second, I'm fully aware I don't have a grip on reality. I don't like having to talk like a modern woman instead of a 16-th century poet, but if I have to to prove a point, I will. So... Here goes: SCREW REALITY! (Except for you, Eternal Beloved. You're the one piece of this wretched (modern terminology: ****ty) world that I do like.) But, on a happier note, I'm glad you like my posts. =) Thank yew. ..."Stunning", huh? So you loved the idea of laughing at his hideous wife as you ruined her life? I'd say that this is some pretty deep insight into your character. So what makes you think that your viewpoint would be welcomed? Either you posted it hoping that others would chime in and acclaim your view...or you did it to get a rise. Either you're a self-proclaimed poet with NO understanding of human nature...or you're a troll looking to get a rise. Either way...I'd suggest that you stick to blogging. Let the people who like your 16th century writing and twisted viewpoint come to your blog...please don't try to foist this pap off on those of us who didn't ask for it. Link to post Share on other sites
herenow Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Next stop Willoughby (for my Twilight Zone loving friends). Sounds like RB so much wants to exist somewhere other than where she is now or who she is now. Maybe someone will grant her wish... Willoughby? Maybe it's wishful thinking nestled in a hidden part of a man's mind, or maybe it's the last stop in the vast design of things, or perhaps, for a man like Mr. Gart Williams, who climbed on a world that went by too fast, it's a place around the bend where he could jump off. Willoughby? Whatever it is, it comes with sunlight and serenity, and is a part of the Twilight Zone. Link to post Share on other sites
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