voldigicam Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 This is too funny not to share. My mother in law, brother in law, and his new girlfriend. And my teenage daughter. All sitting around after a nice dinner. I returned from the kitchen and they were all talking about hemp and its uses. Alcohol was involved, naturally. BIL: "It's traditionally used for rope on ships." New GF (who just met my wife): "Wouldn't it be too rough?" My wife (not thinking): "Oh no, it's very soft and comfortable." Mother in law - woosh over the head, she missed it. Daughter - A slight giggle - think she figured out the bamboo poles in the bedroom, too. Brother in law - Slight eyebrow raise. New GF - Stopped in her tracks with a very curious expression - then she looks at ME. Me - barely avoided blowing Scotch out of my nose. Wife: a rather nice progressive blush, probably covering her whole body. Moment of silence. Conversation continues. With sudden shift of subject. This was too funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Island Girl Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 HILARIOUS!! Thanks for sharing! Link to post Share on other sites
Athena Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Eh heh heh -- bust! Link to post Share on other sites
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