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Hi , good evening

please help and guide me , I want marry good American lady, I am very admire with them because they are had good heart and warm soul,

please If there any woman from America contact with me .:love:

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laRubiaBonita

get in line dude.... i think your request is pretty steep.. a GOOD lady? bahahahahahaha

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American women are strong willed, bullheaded and opinionated.

 

They will attempt to take you for all of the money you have and give nothing in return.

 

They are not willing to stay in the kitchen and be barefoot and pregnant.

 

While they are probably the most beautiful women in the world, they are also the most complicated.

 

This applies to every one but my wife. :)

 

Now do you STILL want an American lady? :laugh:

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Elajemi.. tell us more about you.. how old are you? what nationality ??

Why someone from outside your country?

 

maybe we can match you.. ;)

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American women are strong willed, bullheaded and opinionated.

you're tellin' me brother....:laugh:

 

giggity

 

While they are probably the most beautiful women in the world,

have you ever been to brazil?

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Well if your not a native born American, you'll have to work your way up to it?

 

First I would strongly suggest you get some training as a lion tamer, with whip and chair.

 

Then get a dog, so you learn how to properly sit up and beg!

 

Learn the phrase, "If mama ain't happy, there's no one happy!"

 

If she's having a bad day? Guess who else is going to be having a bad day?

 

Do twenty years in the French Foreign Legion.

 

Finally? You can just skip all of that and just come to America.

 

Find yourself some woman who hates your guts every ten years or so and buy her a house, give her half of everything you own, half of all your future earnings, half your 401K, savings, buy her a Lexus, pay alimony for the rest of your life so that you can go live in a twenty year old roach, rat infested rental trailer driving a 1974 Maverick held together with bailing wire, duck tape, daily prayer!

 

But if your still determined? And you really want an American wife? You can have mine! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Thank God and Greyhound she's gone! Those big diesel engines are playing my song! :laugh::p

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I get An american woman from texas, she was my friend and work with me

at Exxonmobil company , and now we are prepare for wedding next june month.

thanks everybody for help.

and special thanks for Stephane:love:

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Hi , good evening

please help and guide me , I want marry good American lady, I am very admire with them because they are had good heart and warm soul,

please If there any woman from America contact with me .:love:

 

I get An american woman from texas, she was my friend and work with me

at Exxonmobil company , and now we are prepare for wedding next june month.

thanks everybody for help.

and special thanks for Stephane:love:

 

Wow! That was quick work. Who says romance is dead... :rolleyes:

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I get An american woman from texas, she was my friend and work with me

at Exxonmobil company , and now we are prepare for wedding next june month.

thanks everybody for help.

and special thanks for Stephane:love:

 

You sound like Borat...don't mean to give away your identity. I loved your movie. Only in Hollywood can you post for a marriage and get it in less than 72 hours. Please make a sequel!

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Can't stop laughing! He'll be back after his quick divorce in Vegas! Hang on CE! There's still hope!! Too, too funny!

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