griffinchicken53 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 every now and then i've seen a woman who doesn't look very large chested, then see her and it's like "where did those come from, how is your shirt not ripping? and then see a large chested woman and it's like "where did they go? i've probably been caught looking because i'm asking these questions in my head. i know bras can change the shape and make them look bigger, do women try to make them look smaller? but this might not be the issue, i've seen a picture of a girl with a neckline between her boobs, and they look huge, so doubt there is a bra, but seen her in others and they don't look as big. why do you do this to us guys, women? Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 why do you do this to us guys, women? Because we can. You men are just so easy :D:D Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 2, 2009 Author Share Posted May 2, 2009 but the question that comes to mind is HOW, and WHERE? i need to know so i can give the appearance that i'm much larger in the pants. Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 So you want to wear padded pants ? Just don't go there. Please, just don't When it comes to the crunch, penises are all round about the same size when erect. Plus it's what you do with it, plus your fingers, tongue and especially mind that counts Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 doesn't matter, not like i can do anything more with boobs than just look at them Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 doesn't matter, not like i can do anything more with boobs than just look at them Oh dear! It's a big booby prize for you then (). If all you do is look then all you will do is fail.... There is so much more to be done than look Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 i'm not a superficial jerk....i like more than boobs. i can usually maintain eye contact but every now and then i slip and take a quick glance. i don't do so good with the dating. what else can you do with boobs than look? Link to post Share on other sites
Lizzie60 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Nothing wrong with looking.. people look at eyes, lips, ears, what's wrong with looking at boobs... they're normal body parts.. Bra can change the boobs shape a lot.. there are minimizer bra for huge breasts.. then there are those push-up bras that can make the boobs look a lot larger than they actually are.. just ask... Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Oh dear, where do I start.... If you are talking to a woman then please do not talk to her boobs (i.e. stare at them). If you are intimate with a woman then the same advice stands. Do not stare at them. But you could stroke, touch, kiss, lick, bite. fondle, sleep on, tweak, kneed (gently), squeeze, grasp, ..... Link to post Share on other sites
Lizzie60 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Oh dear, where do I start.... If you are talking to a woman then please do not talk to her boobs (i.e. stare at them). If you are intimate with a woman then the same advice stands. Do not stare at them. But you could stroke, touch, kiss, lick, bite. fondle, sleep on, tweak, kneed (gently), squeeze, grasp, ..... Hahaha.. that made me laugh.. why not stare if he's going to stroke, touch, kiss.. bite.. lick.. Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Hahaha.. that made me laugh.. why not stare if he's going to stroke, touch, kiss.. bite.. lick.. No problem looking but I just imagine the OP acting like a startled rabbit caught in car headlights when he sees boobs Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 i probably would act startled. really, only time i've seen them was at strip clubs, other than one or two other times. with things to do with them, what do women think of the whole "motorboating" thing. of course with limited access to boobs, maybe they won't even feel as good as i have them hyped up in my mind. Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 OP - how old are you? Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 don't laugh too much. 29 Link to post Share on other sites
carhill Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 OP, you shoulda spent more time in mom's lingerie drawer when you were a kid Breast tissue and fat are very malleable materials and leave substantial room for compression and/or molding. A woman who has had a breast augmentation has less of such tissues and the artificial materials do not compress nor mold as much or in the same ways. Personally, I'm more of a nipple man than a breast man. Those erect little nubbins are calling my name Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 mom's lingerie drawer???? ok i'm officially grossed out for the next few days. Link to post Share on other sites
carhill Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 It's a Catholic thing Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 how bad is it that i'm 29 and asking this? Link to post Share on other sites
Lizzie60 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 No problem looking but I just imagine the OP acting like a startled rabbit caught in car headlights when he sees boobs ................ ............... Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 go ahead and laugh.....ok i had a girl pinch me on the butt and i tensed up really bad, had a girl in high school sit on my lap and i sat there in shock. Link to post Share on other sites
carhill Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Sounds like a relaxing around girls (actually women in your case) problem. Been there, done that. Best thing to remember is women see breasts as part of their bodies and they share their entire body with someone they want to be with. It's not parts. I remember, in my 20's, the female friend I write a lot about here told me part of why she liked me was that I didn't talk to her breasts, which were quite substantial back in those days. I engaged her as a whole person. She still remembers that and mentioned it in the past couple years. Focus less on the body parts and more on attracting the whole woman. Much more satisfying Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 i've seen a picture of a girl with a neckline between her boobs, and they look huge, so doubt there is a bra, but seen her in others and they don't look as big. WTF is a neckline between her boobs???? Do you mean cleavage? If her boobs look big and she has a lot of cleavage, then YES, there is probably a bra. Same girl, smaller boobs, she may be braless. And most women with large breasts do not go braless, because as women age, big breasts can do a good amount of sagging. Being nippley in most public situations is also frowned upon. Breast size also can change dramatically depending on the day of the menstrual cycle. I have diffferent bras that do different things. And the necklines on my shirts also make my boos look bigger or smaller, even if I am wearing the same bra. A blouse gives me medium boobs, and one particular square necked shirt gives fantastic cleavage. That is the best shirt to wear a long pendant necklace with, if you want to get out of a speeding ticket or get a better price on a car. Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 it was like a dress that was open all the way down to her stomach. one dress they look huge, another outfit similar not so big. lucky one, you are funny. have you gotten out of a ticket or gotten better price on a car with your boobs? i was hanging out with this girl i used to work with and we were out at a tanning salon that had bathing suits. there was one she really wanted but didnt' have the money, i jokingly said i'd buy it if she let me feel them. so she grabbed my hand and mashed it into her boobs. needless to say i bought it for her. Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 You are perplexed by breasts, and I am perplexed by a dress that is open all the way down to her stomach. If she has a plunging neckline, then she could be wearing stick-on boobs, which give some support and usually have a gel pad in them. You can't see them in the middle. And VS makes a bra that has a very very low center so that you can't see it in a plunging neckline. Have I ever gotten out of a ticket or gotten a better price on a car? I don't know, because the cop and the salesman didn't mention that. But I AM positive that anyone (male or female) gets better treatment if they are nicely dressed and attractive, and I am sure that having the tops of pretty breasts showing doesn't hurt me in any situation. Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 Lucky One, if i were a car salesman, i'd probably give you a car for a hug. Link to post Share on other sites
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