Lucky_One Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 But I wouldn't hug you. That is inappropriate. You are a car salesman, and I am a buyer. I hug my friends because I like them; I don't hug or let people squish up against my breasts because I am trying to get something off them. It's like I would never tell the trooper - you can grab my boobs if you don't give me a ticket. Link to post Share on other sites
rchrd881 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 It's like I would never tell the trooper - you can grab my boobs if you don't give me a ticket.Given the cost of tickets in California these days, I'd let the trooper take huge liberties with me if it'd get me out of trouble. I'd feel far more used and abused writing a check to the court system. Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 But I wouldn't hug you. That is inappropriate. You are a car salesman, and I am a buyer. I hug my friends because I like them; I don't hug or let people squish up against my breasts because I am trying to get something off them. It's like I would never tell the trooper - you can grab my boobs if you don't give me a ticket. i was just kidding. i'm just a guy who likes hugs....that's the most action i can get. sorry if you took my comment the wrong way. i fail at being funny, another reason the women never show interest. Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 i was just kidding. i'm just a guy who likes hugs....that's the most action i can get. sorry if you took my comment the wrong way. i fail at being funny, another reason the women never show interest. I didn't take it the wrong way; I knew your were kidding. But I wanted to make the point that most women don't USE their breasts, but just enjoy the advantages of them, if you can see the difference. Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 that's true. i mean if women didn't want them to be seen they'd duct tape them flat. of course if i had abs i'd probably wear clothing that shows off my manly physique, or if i had a huge wang i'd wear tight pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Els Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 or if i had a huge wang i'd wear tight pants. Ehhhh, that's highly debatable. Personally I find men who wear exceedingly tight pants either amusing or disgusting, or both. Hardly the effect you'd want to achieve. Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 yea i'm not gonna do that. i don't have an excessive bulge to show off. Link to post Share on other sites
spiracles Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 if i had a huge wang i'd wear tight pants. epic chafing dude. it's bad news. Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 OP, you shoulda spent more time in mom's lingerie drawer when you were a kid That is creepy.... Another reason to avoid Catholic men. You can do anything with a good bra. Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 One of my friend's has a 17 year old stepson. About 2 years ago, she was changing the sheets on his bed, and found a 'soiled' bra of hers between his mattress and boxspring. And I have to say - she is about 5'2", dumpy and has huge boobs, but they are about 20 pounds of fat. She hates them, and wants to get a lift and a reduction. So it's not like she is some hot stepmom. Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 One of my friend's has a 17 year old stepson. About 2 years ago, she was changing the sheets on his bed, and found a 'soiled' bra of hers between his mattress and boxspring. And I have to say - she is about 5'2", dumpy and has huge boobs, but they are about 20 pounds of fat. She hates them, and wants to get a lift and a reduction. So it's not like she is some hot stepmom. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwww. I guess teenage boys will masturbate to anything Link to post Share on other sites
carhill Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 And some of us are just uninhibited Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwww. I guess teenage boys will masturbate to anything It skeeved me OUT! I don't know if this one is true or is just urban legend, but I heard at book club one night about a kid whose mom heard noises in the garage and her son was making love to his car's tailpipe. I can only hope the engine was cold.... Link to post Share on other sites
carhill Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Better the tailpipe than the carburetor Link to post Share on other sites
Isolde Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I can look anywhere from extremely busty to quite small depending on what bra or shirt I'm wearing. Most women are in the B-C range and that midrange size can be very "changeable" depending on many factors, from weight to clothing to even the hormonal cycle. Link to post Share on other sites
knaveman Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I don't know if there really is a topic here, but.......I like boobs. Link to post Share on other sites
lovelinefan Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm gettin all nostalgic about my ex's boobs now, they were so perfect... of course, that is the opposite of what I should be thinking to get over her Someone please assure me that I will find another girl with perfect breasts in the future? Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky_One Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm gettin all nostalgic about my ex's boobs now, they were so perfect... of course, that is the opposite of what I should be thinking to get over her Someone please assure me that I will find another girl with perfect breasts in the future? Of course you will. Granted, I am already dating someone! LOL! But there are more women with perfect breasts than the two of US. If I were a man, I would love touching them. They're warm and responsive and fit in your hand so nicely! Link to post Share on other sites
lovelinefan Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Exactly! so much fun... Link to post Share on other sites
Author griffinchicken53 Posted May 8, 2009 Author Share Posted May 8, 2009 also what makes it bad is i don't understand cup size and measurements stuff. i know they get bigger with the letter, not sure how the number plays in effect, cuz there is 34b, 36c, 32dd, i'm at a loss. ok go ahead and make fun of me now. Link to post Share on other sites
Lizzie60 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Griffin... Mine are DDs... I can't find a sexy bra over DD cups.. so I have to live with my girls being 'tight'... Link to post Share on other sites
carhill Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Dude, that's the girls job... But, here's a general idea Link to post Share on other sites
You'reasian Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Oh dear, where do I start.... If you are talking to a woman then please do not talk to her boobs (i.e. stare at them)...... What if they're staring at me??? If you are intimate with a woman then the same advice stands. Do not stare at them. But you could stroke, touch, kiss, lick, bite. fondle, sleep on, tweak, kneed (gently), squeeze, grasp, ..... Would it be ok, to use one's finger to gently rub circles around them, making the circles smaller and smaller? Link to post Share on other sites
kizik Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Mine are DDs... I can't find a sexy bra over DD cups.. so I have to live with my girls being 'tight'... Lizzie, I enjoy your tits. And your constantly changing, sexually provocative avatar. Link to post Share on other sites
Isolde Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 also what makes it bad is i don't understand cup size and measurements stuff. i know they get bigger with the letter, not sure how the number plays in effect, cuz there is 34b, 36c, 32dd, i'm at a loss. ok go ahead and make fun of me now. Griffinchicken, the number is the width across the rib cage, while the letter is the cup size (actual boob size). The larger the difference between the number and the cup size, the bigger the boobs in proportion to the rib cage. A 38A is the same as a 32D, but the 38 woman will have a wider rib cage and therefore her breasts will appear smaller than the 32D woman's. It's all about proportions. Link to post Share on other sites
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